Win Tickets ($60): Steel Panther, Crobot, Tragedy @ Crystal Ballroom | Comedic Glam Metal

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Steel Panther, Crobot, Tragedy @ Crystal Ballroom on April 4. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed March 27.


From our sponsors:
Steel Panther

April 4, 2023
6:30PM, 8PM Show | 21+
$27.50ADV, $30 Doors, $37.50 Balcony ADV
More info:

Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

For the uninitiated, Steel Panther was formed in 2000. Hailing from Los Angeles, the epicenter for rock n’ roll in all its debauchery and glamour, Steel Panther has established themselves as the world’s premier party band, melding hard rock virtuosity with parody and criminally good looks. Steel Panther is a global phenomenon with four full-length albums, touring across the world, platinum-level You Tube status and high-profile television appearances such as Jimmy Kimmel Live, Larry King Now, and FOX NFL Sunday.

Rolling Stone avowed, “There’s a reason Steel Panther have transcended their origins as a cover band playing the Sunset Strip,” while Metal Sucks declared, Steel Panther’s concept is genius…their songwriting is…preposterously snappy – and relatable.”


Riff-monsters Crobot conjures up the kind of rock ‘n’ roll that has grooves so powerful they throw you around the room and hooks high enough to shake the heavens. They take the sweet-sounding nectar of the gods and pour it down your throat until you’re wailing along like a banshee.

With tens of millions of streams, countless shows and acclaim from the likes of Metal Hammer, Classic Rock, Kerrang, BBC Radio, SiriusXM Octane, Loudwire, Guitar World and more, Brandon Yeagley [vocals], Chris Bishop
[guitar], Tim Peugh [bass], and Dan Ryan [drums] realize their vision like never before on their fifth full-length, Feel This [Released June 3 via Mascot Records].

Feel This is the follow-up to 2019s Top 10 Heatseekers album Motherbrain – whose cumulative streams have surpassed 30 million. 20 million of which were for the goliath single “Low Life” – a US Top 10 at active rock radio on the Billboard Mainstream with a 29-week run.


“Tragedy rocks sweet balls and can do no wrong! They are great fun!”- Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden

Tragedy takes disco, soft-rock and pop classics, and completely reimagines them as glorious, red-hot heavy metal. They’re sure to get your head bangin’, your booty shakin’ – and put a smile on your face and your fist in the air.

Tragedy’s concept, while subversive and humorous, goes beyond what many have done in satirical music – they celebrate the soul of the original song, even while turning the soundscape on its head. The amps are cranked to eleven, but the emotion is not lost. You discover new meaning in songs that have been a part of your life for as long as you can remember. You laugh and cry. Dance and mosh. And feel newly connected to the disco-metal that was inside you all along.




  1. Michael on December 13, 2022 at 10:47 am

    Steel Panther are keeping the flames of dirty glam metal burning! All of their humor aside, they are all excellent musicians/performers and leave it all on the stage every night. Thanks for the chance, PDX Pipeline!!

  2. Tim on December 13, 2022 at 12:26 pm

    The last time I had tickets to Steel Panther I got sick and missed the show. Winning these tickets would make up for missing that show.

    • Sylvia on December 13, 2022 at 3:33 pm

      My husband loves this band and would love to gift him tickets. I’m not a hair metal fan but not gonna lie, their music is very entertaining.

      • Julaine Walling on January 25, 2023 at 3:50 pm

        I love Glam Metal and here up on it!! It would be a total adventure to go to this concert! We would rock till we drop! 🤘🎸🎶

        • Julaine Walling on January 25, 2023 at 3:51 pm

          “Grew” up on Glam Metal.
          Stupid auto correct. 🥴

  3. Jason on December 13, 2022 at 12:33 pm

    Would love to see these hilarious and talented cats who manage to pay tribute to and poke fun at the entire metal/glam genre all at once!

  4. Drew on December 13, 2022 at 6:40 pm

    I would love to go see Steel Panther

  5. Jackie on December 14, 2022 at 11:45 am

    I would love to take my friend who has never seen Steel Panther before. Would be a fun night out.

  6. Stacie on December 15, 2022 at 2:42 pm

    My brother in law loves this group and I’ve never gotten to see them yet. I’d love to get to see them here in Portland! Rock -On!

  7. Karl Michael Jacobson on December 15, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    Please, please, please pick me! Saw them one New years eve and loved it!

  8. Austin Walker on December 17, 2022 at 8:23 am

    Definitely would be a lot of fun to see them perform!

  9. Zachary Swigart on December 17, 2022 at 2:43 pm

    Dude, my best friend is a motley Crue nut, would love to check this out with him

  10. Mike on December 18, 2022 at 11:35 am

    I want to see Steel Panther in concert and hear my favorites “Poontang Boomerang” & “Gloryhole” live, plus free tickets gives me cash for drinks and merch at the show.

    • Diego Blank on December 19, 2022 at 2:20 pm

      Metal is my favorite type of Panther

  11. RK on December 20, 2022 at 11:34 am

    Rock-on-da forever.. that’s the kinda energy i’ll be bringing btw

  12. Shanelle on December 27, 2022 at 6:23 pm

    Would LOVE to see these guys! Sounds absurd in the best way

  13. Tom Havey on December 29, 2022 at 3:44 pm

    Having survived the decade of decadence myself, it would be good medicine to relive those times with these fresh hot bands! And I still have hair to headbang with!

  14. Carol Trekas on December 31, 2022 at 6:05 pm

    I want to see this party band. Rock on.

  15. Jason on January 3, 2023 at 12:36 pm

    These guys are so hilarious, simultaneously paying tribute to and mocking the genre. Would love to catch their live show!

  16. Tami Strunk on January 3, 2023 at 2:17 pm

    Would love to see these guy’s, heard alot about their shows. Come on and make my day😉

  17. Carol Trekas on January 3, 2023 at 8:06 pm

    From Los Angeles. Got to be good.

  18. Carol Trekas on January 5, 2023 at 10:34 pm

    Crobot. Yes yes.

  19. Scott on January 6, 2023 at 1:33 pm

    ive always wanted to see these dudes. always. butt rock runs heavy through these viens

  20. Carol Trekas on January 11, 2023 at 10:30 pm

    Yes please

  21. Arianne Kimberly Belt on January 16, 2023 at 6:11 am

    This sounds like a Glamorous time!! Throw our name in the (H)air for this win!!!!

  22. Joe trekas on January 17, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    My wife and I need a date night please.

  23. Arianne Kimberly Belt on January 20, 2023 at 8:47 pm

    Sounds like a blast!!!! Sign me up‼️

  24. Shelley Beveridge on January 24, 2023 at 12:48 pm

    Because Rock n roll is the only ROCK N Roll, but I like it………………Love IT!!!

  25. Dee Rickman on January 26, 2023 at 10:00 pm

    “Greatest Heavy Metal Band Ever” is on the Prowl! \m/\m/

  26. Mike S, on January 30, 2023 at 11:26 am

    This is a band I have always wanted to see but have had to work on the nights they played here but I have this day off and would love to take my coworker who also only has Tuesdays off. Please set up a couple of hard-working people with tickets PDX Pipeline.

  27. Ragnar on February 1, 2023 at 1:29 am

    So much fun! Also great to see bands older than I am!

  28. Heidi on February 7, 2023 at 2:24 pm

    Rock on!

  29. Jill on February 17, 2023 at 6:42 am

    I was introduced to Steel Panther one Sunday morning while dining out for bunch. All of a sudden my friend and I broke out laughing and shocked and said “what is this we’re listening to?” It was fantastic! Been a fan ever since 😉

  30. xin on February 20, 2023 at 7:00 pm

    would love to go!

  31. Erin on February 21, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    Have wanted to see Steel Panther for ages!!!

  32. bee on February 23, 2023 at 2:31 pm

    My partner loves them! Would love to take him

  33. Julie Wilson on February 23, 2023 at 2:38 pm

    Omg!!! I’ve gotta see them!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  34. Carolyn Allen on March 2, 2023 at 5:38 pm

    I got my bendy fingers ready to throw the metal signs… 🤘🤘Well, I’d take some Aleve before anyway… 😂

    • Amber on March 7, 2023 at 12:41 pm

      Get out the leopard print tights and Aqua Net!!! Oh yeah I wanna rock!

  35. Robert Gronotte on March 7, 2023 at 1:16 pm

    Rock and roll forever!

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