Win Tickets ($70): Steel Panther @ Crystal Ballroom | World’s Premier Party Band, Comedic Glam Metal, w/ Stitched Up Heart

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Steel Panther @ Crystal Ballroom on April 25. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed April 22.


From our sponsors:
Steel Panther
Stitched Up Heart

April 25, 2024
6:30PM, 8PM Show | $30-$40 ADV, $35-$45 Doors | 21+
More info:

Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

For the uninitiated, Steel Panther was formed in 2000. Hailing from Los Angeles, the epicenter for rock n’ roll in all its debauchery and glamour, Steel Panther has established themselves as the world’s premier party band, melding hard rock virtuosity with parody and criminally good looks. Steel Panther is a global phenomenon with four full-length albums, touring across the world, platinum-level You Tube status and high-profile television appearances such as Jimmy Kimmel Live, Larry King Now, and FOX NFL Sunday.

Rolling Stone avowed, “There’s a reason Steel Panther have transcended their origins as a cover band playing the Sunset Strip,” while Metal Sucks declared, Steel Panther’s concept is genius…their songwriting is…preposterously snappy – and relatable.”




  1. Michael on March 25, 2024 at 2:04 pm

    I want to see Steel Panther in concert and hear their classics “Poontang Boomerang” & “Gangbang at The Old Folks Home” live and in concert. Fingers crossed that I win these tickets.

  2. James McMahon on March 26, 2024 at 12:21 am

    Because all their lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss!!!!! I want to feel the steel, death to all but metal!!!🤟🏻

  3. Tony on March 26, 2024 at 6:04 am

    I’ve always wanted to see Steel Panther. Never have gotten to see them. I’ve seen many of youtube videos and they put on a great show. Plus I can knock two out at once as I’ve never been to the Crystal Ballroom. Lets have a rocking night.

  4. Timothy Calderwood on March 26, 2024 at 1:54 pm

    It’s an amazing metal group that reminds me of my childhood music. Remember when MTV actually showed music videos? I do! Head Bangers Ball? Oh yeah, those were the days. Bring back the metal!

  5. Karl Michael Jacobson Jr. on March 26, 2024 at 6:26 pm

    Love to see them again!

  6. Tom Havey on March 27, 2024 at 10:59 am

    I grew up on eighties hair metal so I’m natural to win tickets to this face-melting fun jam.

  7. Scott Gallien on March 27, 2024 at 3:03 pm

    Would love to go as my wife needs to “feel the steel”

  8. Mike on March 27, 2024 at 3:08 pm

    I have never seen Steel Panther before and would love to go to this concert. I have seen openers Stitched Up Heart before, and singer Mixi Demner is awesome. You will want to arrive early and not miss this band.

    • Rebecca on April 2, 2024 at 2:55 pm

      Their music is so fun and dazzling! I’d love to see their show live.

  9. Korey on March 29, 2024 at 7:29 pm

    Hell yeah! Would be a great way to start my birthday weekend!

  10. Jerry Reece on April 2, 2024 at 2:00 pm

    Steel Panther kicks ass would love tickets

  11. Al on April 2, 2024 at 4:16 pm

    I’m in

  12. Wallace on April 3, 2024 at 8:52 am

    Bring it!

  13. Heidi on April 9, 2024 at 9:44 pm

    You had me at 80s hair band!

  14. Jeanette Warner on April 10, 2024 at 8:01 pm

    Yes, please and thank you

  15. Daren B. on April 10, 2024 at 8:24 pm

    I’m in

    • Phil Rivera on April 10, 2024 at 8:30 pm

      Big titties b tight boxes,let’s do this !

  16. Rich Faltyn on April 11, 2024 at 10:07 am

    Saw them in Vegas in 2011. Great show! Would love to see them again!

  17. Doug Luarca on April 11, 2024 at 10:12 am

    I am nobody who loves the bond music brings, it is my therapy.

  18. Eric Palmer on April 13, 2024 at 8:46 am

    Sure ..why not?

  19. jp on April 13, 2024 at 3:45 pm

    Yes please!

  20. Karl Michael Jacobson Jr. on April 15, 2024 at 10:47 pm

    My chances are good. Put yes in your mind and let it be.

  21. Kevin Vo on April 16, 2024 at 1:38 pm

    Would love to go!

  22. Maggie on April 16, 2024 at 3:45 pm


  23. Laikana Ly on April 18, 2024 at 2:26 pm

    This sounds amazing, would love to attend!

  24. David Kowal on April 18, 2024 at 10:38 pm

    My best friend from NJ is coming in that week. We’ve never got to see Steel Pather live, but it’d be a great reason to grab some 80s glam rock outfits and have a wholesome time.

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