Win Tickets ($60): Steel Panther, Crobot, Tragedy @ Crystal Ballroom | Comedic Glam Metal

We are giving you another chance to WIN a pair of tickets to Steel Panther, Crobot, Tragedy @ Crystal Ballroom on April 4. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed March 27.


From our sponsors:
Steel Panther

April 4, 2023
6:30PM, 8PM Show | 21+
$27.50ADV, $30 Doors, $37.50 Balcony ADV
More info:

Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

For the uninitiated, Steel Panther was formed in 2000. Hailing from Los Angeles, the epicenter for rock n’ roll in all its debauchery and glamour, Steel Panther has established themselves as the world’s premier party band, melding hard rock virtuosity with parody and criminally good looks. Steel Panther is a global phenomenon with four full-length albums, touring across the world, platinum-level You Tube status and high-profile television appearances such as Jimmy Kimmel Live, Larry King Now, and FOX NFL Sunday.

Rolling Stone avowed, “There’s a reason Steel Panther have transcended their origins as a cover band playing the Sunset Strip,” while Metal Sucks declared, Steel Panther’s concept is genius…their songwriting is…preposterously snappy – and relatable.”


Riff-monsters Crobot conjures up the kind of rock ‘n’ roll that has grooves so powerful they throw you around the room and hooks high enough to shake the heavens. They take the sweet-sounding nectar of the gods and pour it down your throat until you’re wailing along like a banshee.

With tens of millions of streams, countless shows and acclaim from the likes of Metal Hammer, Classic Rock, Kerrang, BBC Radio, SiriusXM Octane, Loudwire, Guitar World and more, Brandon Yeagley [vocals], Chris Bishop
[guitar], Tim Peugh [bass], and Dan Ryan [drums] realize their vision like never before on their fifth full-length, Feel This [Released June 3 via Mascot Records].

Feel This is the follow-up to 2019s Top 10 Heatseekers album Motherbrain – whose cumulative streams have surpassed 30 million. 20 million of which were for the goliath single “Low Life” – a US Top 10 at active rock radio on the Billboard Mainstream with a 29-week run.


“Tragedy rocks sweet balls and can do no wrong! They are great fun!”- Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden

Tragedy takes disco, soft-rock and pop classics, and completely reimagines them as glorious, red-hot heavy metal. They’re sure to get your head bangin’, your booty shakin’ – and put a smile on your face and your fist in the air.

Tragedy’s concept, while subversive and humorous, goes beyond what many have done in satirical music – they celebrate the soul of the original song, even while turning the soundscape on its head. The amps are cranked to eleven, but the emotion is not lost. You discover new meaning in songs that have been a part of your life for as long as you can remember. You laugh and cry. Dance and mosh. And feel newly connected to the disco-metal that was inside you all along.




  1. Michael on March 13, 2023 at 12:54 pm

    I need to be there and hear “Poontang Boomerang” and “Gangbang at The Old Folks Home” Live in concert. Please set a guy up with tickets PDX Pipeline.

    • Anna on April 2, 2023 at 6:49 pm

      They are fun to watch.

  2. Wynand Van Emmerik on March 14, 2023 at 11:36 pm

    yes I would love this

    • Rita Nyce on March 27, 2023 at 4:21 am

      Because, that’s why. If that don’t answer your question then nothing will.

  3. James on March 15, 2023 at 8:07 am

    Love me some Steel Panther!

  4. Timothy on March 16, 2023 at 9:52 am

    I need a fun night of music and Steel Panther brings both fun and music. It’s been a tough month for me, and I want to win these tickets and take my girlfriend. Hope I win these tickets.

  5. Kassie on March 17, 2023 at 12:56 am

    I would love to win this for a night out with the hubs and the best birthday gift for me.

  6. Kelly G on March 21, 2023 at 6:54 pm

    They’re made with real Panther!

  7. Brooke V on March 22, 2023 at 7:42 am

    This is my boyfriend’s FAVORITE band of all time! Money is tight right now, but he’d be THRILLED to go! 😍🥳🙌🏻

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