Win Tickets ($40): Teddy Bear Orchestra @ Mission Theater | Featuring Herr Konductor Directing a Beary Excellent Band

We are giving you another chance to WIN tickets to Teddy Bear Orchestra @ Mission Theater on September 29. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed September 25.


From our sponsors:
Teddy Bear Orchestra
September 29, 2023
7PM Doors, 8PM Show | $15 ADV, $20 Doors | All Ages
More info:

Mission Theater
1624 NW Glisan St, Portland, OR 97209

“hiiiiiii! hiiiiiiii! hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! hi everybody!!!! do you like bears? i hope socuz we are bears!

our owners threw us away, that made us sooo sad. :(?so us bears got together and started a beary excellent band.we had a hard time trying to learn how to play our instruments until we met our new orchestra leader.his name is Herr Konductor.he is kinda mean to us too sometimes 🙁 but we’re working on making him nice with bear hugs and love and beootiful music but it’s beary difficult cuz he’s not nice and maybe the meanest conductor ever?

Well anyways, now we tour around and play shows! do you want to come and see us? well we’re touring starting sept 28 2023 all over the usa so here’s your chance!!! you’ll find all the tour dates and social media and pictures at ok? ok

we’ve played with Parquet Courts and just played at John Waters’ Mosswood meltdown in Oakland with Bratmobile and Le Tigre and gravy train….wowww it was so cool and Mr Waters introduced us omggggg. we also were in Shannon Shaws video for Freddie’sand teddies and we were the teddies!!!! it was super awesome!you should come to see us! we can all sing and dance together.that would be awesomeawesome awesomeok i gotta go drink some milk now!

come and see us and bring your teddy bear to the show plzzz!!!! ok?ok byeeeee! byeeeeee!!!! byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!love butterscotch “




  1. Robert Gronotte on September 20, 2023 at 12:41 pm

    Be my Teddy Bear tickets!

  2. Gary Spencer on September 23, 2023 at 1:02 am

    I’d like to win because I’m afraid of bears and I think this show might help me overcome my fears…

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