Win Tickets ($84): A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater | Delightfully Naughty Holiday Comedy
We are giving away a pair of tickets to A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater on December 5. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed December 2.
———————————————
From our sponsors:
A John Waters Christmas
December 5-6, 2024
Doors 7PM, Show 8PM | $42-$55 | All Ages
More info: etix.com
Aladdin Theater
3017 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202
Help! It’s Christmas! To hell with Santa, Rudolph, Mrs. Claus and, yes, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, too! We’re not sitting on that man’s lap this year! Nosirree, not getting down on our knees for anybody either. All you need to get through this holiday season is John Waters; St. Nick the Dick, Father Fistmas, Kris Kringleberries! Ho ho ho was never like this!
Once again Waters is touring the country on his slippery sled of sewage with his comedy bag of tricks, handing out filthy sticks and stones to bad little nonbinary boys and girls and everybody in between and beyond. Ninety minutes of Christmas jeer and holiday beatings! Go ahead, teabag that tree with your own balls and then knock it over on yourself on purpose! Scream, drag queens and kings, scream! Yes! We’re all getting cha-cha heels this year! Postage-due Christmas cards, too. We want gift-wrapped get-out-of-jail holiday coupons! Mistle-toejam! As Dawn Davenport would say, “We asked and we’d better get!” Happy hole-iday! Merry Diss-mas! We’re the gift that keeps on desperate living. It’s a John Waters Christmas and you’d better watch out!
Categories
Tags
53 Comments
Leave a Comment
Keep in Touch!
Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates
Sexy (oops, I mean naughty) comedy?! What’s not to love and then LOOOVE some more, if you get my drift.
This would be such a treat! Love John Waters!
I’ve been wanting to see the naughty one’s Christmas tour for years, sounds like a great time. This is definitely the comedy I need in my life right now! Thanks for the chance, PDXPIPELINE!! 😈
Mistle-toe-jaM 😜 🎄🎅🏿
To be honest. With the way the elections went, My husband at I really need a laugh. Also a fun night out would be awesome!
John Waters is one of my favorite people… I hate just about everyone.
This would be so festively fun!
I’ve been wanting to see this show and would love to go!
Crappy holidays to all! This’ll be DIVINE.
I like comedy and being naughty!
As a 30 year old queer, trans person who’s recently discovering John Waters, I’m a “Hag in a Black Leather Jacket” for his films. Some may call me “Dorothy, the Kansas City Pothead”, but really I’m “Mondo Trasho” living a “Polyester” life as a “Cry-Baby”. It’d be a “Dirty Shame” if I missed out on this show!
There could be no gift sweeter than this!
I know I made Santa’s naughty list,sounds like a fun time
Love John Waters, and what a perfect gift for my plus-one.
How fun! Please consider me.
I’ll bring my Memama and a pit beef sandwich!!!
We’ve always wanted to go to this!
I’d love to go see this.
This sounds like so much fun! Would love to surprise my husband with tickets!
There is no one better to spend the holidays with than John Waters. We haven’t been able to go in a few years and would love to keep the tradition 🥰
This sounds awesome!
Love you John and your bad taste! I would loooove to win. Thank you PDX pipeline
Yes please, John Waters is the best!
Since I’m definitely on the naughty list this year, I only deserve John Waters and lumps of coal, and I don’t see a giveaway for lumps of coal. Would love to be considered!
John Waters is just what my holiday season needs!
would make my season!
Oh yes!!
Laughing sounds sooooo goooood !!
I would love to see John Waters live!
Delightfully naughty, sign me up!
I would love to attend this comedy event with my bestie.
You had me at John Waters! I’d love to be considered, thank you!😁
Groovy!!
John Waters is one of my very favorites!
Would love to go!
Sign my naughty ass up for this shindig!!
John Waters is da bomb!
Yes please. Some comedy is in order these days.
Irreverent humor is always what we need for the holidays.
Great idea for 2024 especially.
Been a rough few months and could have as some laughs.
Would love to see John Waters live!
My husband is from Baltimore so this would be an awesome surprise for him.
🤶🍆☃️
We absolutely adore John.
Bah Humbug! John would love that remark.
The true spirit of Christmas !
Would love to experience the chaotic Waters!
Would love to take my boyfriend to this!
Would love to be there for this!
Let’s do this!
This year has sucked the big one. A John Waters naughty holiday show is exactly the band-aid my year needs.
John Waters puts this Grinch in the Christmas spirit:)
this would be delightful
I’m a mother of a toddler going through their “terrible twos” – this mama needs a break.
, a laugh! That’s why I want this! I need to get out of the house and have some fun for once for the first time in 2.5 years!