McMenamins Presents 7DS: The Absolute Worst Show: Worst. Vacation. Ever @ White Eagle Saloon | Interactive Open Mic Comedy & Storytelling

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McMenamins Presents 7DS: The Absolute Worst Show: Worst. Vacation. Ever @ White Eagle Saloon

June 17, 2026
8PM | $16 | 21+
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White Eagle Saloon
836 N Russell-Portland
Portland, OR

The Absolute Worst is an interactive, open-mic comedy/storytelling show where audience members face off against three curated comedians and storytellers to find out who can lay claim to having lived the worst love story ever, with both absolutely fabulous and absolutely terrible prizes at stake.

And if you have a great story about an absolutely terrible vacation story you had to endure, you might walk away with the evening’s grand prize! Maybe your personal worst vacation story is about that one time you did a few too many tequila body shots in Cancun. Or maybe it’s about when you panicked and peed your pants because you got lost at Disneyland when you were five. Or when you were in your early 30s. (We’re not here to judge.) Or maybe it’s that time when your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, or when you got that really bad food poisoning, or when that boyfriend you through was The One broke up with you that first day but was still too cheap to spring for a room for himself and also “we can still be friends with benefits.”

Don’t want to tell a story? No problem! You can still win a prize by winning our It Could Be Worse Game, or giving the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, or being crowned the Absolute Best Audience Member, or some other prize that we’ll probably just make up as we go. Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)