Win Tickets ($84): Jim Gaffigan Barely Alive Tour @ Keller Auditorium | 7-time Grammy Nominated Comedian, Actor, Writer, Producers
We are giving away a pair of tickets to Jim Gaffigan Barely Alive Tour @ Keller Auditorium on February 29. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed February 26.
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Jim Gaffigan Barely Alive Tour
February 29, March 1-3, 2024
Thursday, Friday & Sunday 7PM
Saturday 8PM
Starts at $42 | All Ages
More info: jimgaffigan.com
Keller Auditorium
222 SW Clay St., Portland, OR 97201
Jim Gaffigan is a seven-time Grammy nominated comedian, actor, writer, producer, two-time New York Times best-selling author, three-time Emmy winning top touring performer, and multi-platinum-selling recording artist. He is known around the world for his unique brand of humor, which largely revolves around his observations on life.
Gaffigan is a top ten comedian according to Forbes’ most recent comedy list and top ten earning comedian in Pollstar’s 2022 list. He released his 10th comedy special, Dark Pale, this year on Amazon Prime Video, an unprecedented achievement for the comedian/actor. Dark Pale was met with critical fanfare with The New York Times calling it, ‘his best yet.”
In 2021 Gaffigan released his 9th special, Comedy Monster, on Netflix which was nominated for a Grammy Award. He was also recently awarded for being the first comedian to reach one billion streams on Pandora.
Gaffigan can currently be seen as the lead in the well-reviewed Sci-Fi dramedy, Linoleum, and stars as Mr. Smee in Disney’s Peter Pan and Wendy, opposite Jude Law and Yara Shahidi. He will also co-star Jerry Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, James Marsden, and Hugh Grant in Netflix’s Unfrosted, and co-stars in Susie Searches which premiered at TIFF last year and in theaters this summer. Also premiering this summer, Gaffigan joined the cast of HBO Max’s Full Circle, a limited series from Steve Soderbergh and Ed Solomon which follows an investigation into a botched kidnapping connecting multiple characters and cultures in present day NY.
On the silver screen, his many credits include Three Kings, Super Troopers 1 & 2, and Chappaquiddick. 2019 was Gaffigan’s biggest year to date with an astonishing eight films releasing, three which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival including Troop Zero with Viola Davis and Alison Janney, Them That Follow and Light From Light – with many festival goers and press calling Gaffigan the “King of Sundance.” Gaffigan was also recently heard in Disney/Pixar’s highly anticipated animated film, Luca, opposite Jacob Tremblay and Maya Rudolph.
Gaffigan also had two films recently in which he debuted as the lead. The comedic film Being Frank, and American Dreamer, a dark thriller which was the grand finale of 2019 for Jim and features him as a ride share driver who moonlights as a private driver for a drug dealer.
Gaffigan can also currently be seen opposite Ethan Hawke in IFC Films’ Tesla, as well as opposite Josh Hartnett in Saban Films’ Most Wanted.
In addition to two seasons of the critically acclaimed semi-autobiographical The Jim Gaffigan Show, which he wrote and produced with his wife Jeannie, Gaffigan has guest starred on many television comedies and dramas, ranging from Portlandia and Bob’s Burgers to the HBO cult hits Flight of the Concords to dramatic roles in Law & Order.
Gaffigan regularly does humorous commentaries on CBS Sunday Morning for which he has won 3 Emmys. In 2018 Jim served as master of ceremony at The Al Smith Memorial dinner. In 2015, Gaffigan had the great honor of performing for Pope Francis and over 1 million festival attendees at the Festival of Families in Philadelphia.
Gaffigan and his wife currently live in Manhattan with their five loud and expensive children.
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Wow, this sounds incredible. would love to check it out!
Gaffigan’s got gusto!
Leap Day Laughs!
What a fun way to spend that extra day of the year leaping with laughter to the funniest dad bod in the biz.
This would be a great date night for my husband and I!
I could use a laugh
Wife would love to see Jim! So would I!
If we have to work an extra day this year, this at least would make up for it a lot!
Would love to see him perform live!
Would love to laugh super hard after a rough 2023
Love his comedy!! I actually won tickets on a radio station but got the flu and could not go. (insert sad face emoji here). Would love free tickets (again)!!
I really enjoy this performer and love the Keller. Please enroll me to win. Thanks
Yasss so funny
Please please please I need a laugh
Love Jim Gaffigan! Heard him on wait wait don’t tell me and found him to be absolutely hilarious. Seen all his specials since. Would love to see him in person for the first time! Thank you for making it possible
Been following Jim for a long time, would love to see him live!
What a way to spend a day that only comes along once every four years! I’d absolutely love to be able to say I did something so cool and memorable as see The Pale Tourist live on Leap Day!
Yes please!
would love this for my bday week!
We would love to see this show!
I would love to go. He is so funny
Hilarious! Please pick me!!!
I would love to go to this show! Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorites!
Would love love love to go!!!
No better way to get out of the winter blues than with a good comedy show!
this would be the perfect date night.
This would be amazing! I love Jim Gaffigan!
This would be a lot of fun. As a pasty, pudgy person myself, I appreciate the representation.
Would love to see Jim in person and be able to check him off my list of must see comedians!
I would love to surprise my husband with tickets!
Would love to see him live!
“Take out of box and put directly in toilet.” Jim Gaffigan is one of the greatest comics of all time! The hot pocket skit lives forever in my head. I think it would be amazing to see him live.
Imagining taking my 11 year old to his first comedy show – priceless
Winning tix would be the best thing in the Universe because I am absolutely Obsessed with Jim and would like to spend some Quality Time laughing it up!
He’s so funny
I need a good laugh. The world is suffering and makes me sad.
My brother would think it was really cool. He wouldn’t be coming with me, but I’d like telling him about it
Jim Gaffigan is the best!!!
As the saying goes – ‘laughter is the best medicine.’ I could use a dose of medicine.
I would love to attend because comedy is one of the few things I’m willing to leave the house for, and I can’t afford tickets
With all that is going on is this crazy world we all live in I could sure use a break from it all and enjoy a night of laughter with a friend and Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest guys on the planet.
Jim is amazeballs
I would love to see this.
Love his take on parenthood, middle age, and marriage!
Would love a chance to attend this show!
Hot pockets!
Yes! I could use some big laughs ( couldn’t we all!).
I’d love to take my son to see this, we’re both big fans!
Teen has been reading, watching and loving him since she was a little kiddo – she would love to see him live!
So down!
Please please pick me!
Would love to see him live!!
We love him and would love a night out to laugh!
Such a funny smart guy. looking forward to it.
Jim is hilarious! We’d love to see him live!
This will be hilarious!
Yes, Please and thank you!
Gaffigan is one of the funniest!
I was fortunate enough to get to see Jim with my mom just before she passed in 2019. Would love to see him again! hawwt pockets 🙂
This would be an awesome date night
Always look forward to him on Sunday Morning
Funny man. Could use some laughs, for sure. Would very much enjoy being there. Thank you for the opportunity to win!
This would be so fun!
love this man! would love to go!
Hes funny!
Stand up is my husbands favorite, I would love to surprise him with this show!
Puhleese!! As a “doin my best” Catholic here in Portland I need this!!! Gaffigan knows the deal and people love him for it, especially me.
Would love to take my teen.
Would love to see Jim live.
OHHH YUMMM HOT POCKET!!!!!
Gaffigan is one of the best comedians, and without being vulgar.
It’s been years since seeing Gaffigan! Pick us pretty please with sugar on top! “Anyone who doesn’t like mexican food is a psychopath!”-Gaffigan
He is really funny, would love to go.
Went to my 1st comedy show a month ago. It was great. Loved to attend another
This would be such a fun date night!
Hot pocket!!
Missed every other comedian I like last year. Would be awesome to see Jim.
The best fat jokes
Thank you for the opportunity to win tickets!
We would love to see him LIVE!
February fun, yes please with Mr Jim
JIM!!
My wife would love to go to this!
I would like to go to this, but it’ll probably be the same as my time at the gym…it won’t work out. Free tix would definitely change that.
What fun this would be!
Fun date night
My husband is a leap year baby and it would be a cool birthday gift for him 🙂
Can’t wait to see him.
We love Jim Gaffigan and want to go.
Uh ya so my birthday is March 2 so wouldn’t that be cool to go back stage and have a drink with Jim after the show I mean like for real cmon man!
Yes! It would be so amazing to see him in person!
I like bacon – and Jim
Jim, you have been making me and my husband laugh for years in tears, would love to see you live! Thank you for coming to Portland to bring this city joy and laughter!
I’d get Girlfriend of the Year award if I surprised him with these tickets. We’re big fans!
He is so down to earth! You just have to laugh at his jokes.
You know what it’s like having five kids? Imagine you’re drowning. And someone hands you a baby.
Life is precious & fragile. My wife and I have discovered this, and have decided that since tomorrow is guaranteed to no one, why not make every day count?! Fill it with fun & laughter! Laugh so much everyday, maybe even to the point a little pee comes out 😜. Jim makes us genuinely guffaw, so we’d love to belly-laugh in his company.
I should be selected because I have just as many kids as Jim does and I need to get out of the house!!
I’ve been a fan of Jim for year and would love to go!
I love Jim Gaffigan!
He’s so pale. I didn’t know he was going to be so pale?
Good use a night of laughter
I love Jim Gaffigan!
Great comedian! Great venue. Great event. I’d love to be a part of it.
I love Jim Gaffigan! I could use some laughs about now. My cat is terminally sick, and I have some very expensive cat cancer bills that I can’t afford.
Thank you for considering me.
The cold, rainy weather has taken over our ability to cope…we need Jim !!
I would like to get the tickets, thank you very much! 🤩
Would love to go! Very good clean humor. Plus he made one of the funniest comments about Portlanders … we’re all dressed as if a hike will break out any minute 😆
I want to go with my wife because we both live Jim!!
Also, because Gaffigan rhymes with laugh again and that’s what he makes us do!!
Thanks,
Richard Rice
Jim is hilarious !
I would love to go!
I would love to laugh again at Gaffigan!
Im a big fan! This would be awesome to see him!
Choose me, it’s almost on my birthday!
id love to see you , cant afford it though 💔 please pick me 🙏
For the love of HOT POCKETS I could use some laughs!
Still putting my life back together, changing passwords, freezing credits, & desperately trying to lock my identity down tight after some benefactor of this “strong economy” stole my phone & wallet just before my internet went down for 4 days & then the DHS & DMV were closed for another week after that.
Google told me all they could do to help IF I had been paying them monthly for device protection which I could not afford so they didn’t. Then they waited a week and a half to tell me that they canceled my new phone order because they were out of that color but that I could place a new order for same model/different color at DOUBLE THE PRICE++! My $360 phone would now be $760.
So I have no idea how I’m gonna replace my stolen Pixel 7 Pro & there’s much more to the story but that’s enough of that!
I NEED SOME LAUGHS!!
Our family watches Jim Gaffigan all the time for a laugh, would love to see him in person.
Would love to see him live.
Would enjoy a night out around my birthday.
I like people named Jim. My brother is named Jim & I’ve always been a Rockfrotd Files fan. Sometimes, on the old Star Trek show, Bones would call Kirk “Jim”, and that was cool. Hey, did you know ow the guy who did Garfield was named Jim? He was, trust me.
Welcome to Portland Jim We know you’ll have no problem with our motto Keep Portland Weird 😜
Would love a much needed date nite because Gaffigan leaves us Laughin-again! Wahoo!
Gaffigan is top 5. One I hope to see at least once. Hot pockets.
Gaffigan funny and funny is fun.
Grant me this wish that I may be the one
to win.
Would absolutely love to go to laugh until my belly hurts🤣😂😅
I’d love to be considered. Thank you!!
This guy is HILARIOUS! Also loved his book “Dad is fat.” Please consider me!
My husband and I would love to be considered for these tickets. He is a pretty hilarious guy!
Hot pockets
Hope to go to this!
In these seemingly darker times we live in, comedy plays such an important role. If allowed, it brings much needed joy & laughter back into our hearts & minds. For many, the importance of that alone is life altering. So to all those comedians in the world, famous or not, I like to say, “Thank you!”.
Been following him since Hot Pockets. Would love to see him!
Need to see a good comedian after endless hours of listening to bad dad jokes from the people in my office.
These tickets would be amazing! My sister is flying in that weekend to spend her 18th birthday with me in the city and I would love nothing more than to take her to her first live comedy show!
He is hilarious 🤣!!! I would love to be there!!! 🤞
I’ve only been to the Keller once to see a symphony, and it would be fun to see Jim there!
In Jim’s best commentator voice that he often does in third person on stage: “this lady really wants to win! She must really like PDX Pipeline” 😆
Who doesn’t love Hot Pockets! It would be a great way to turn the frown upside down after laying my Grandpa to rest.
Funniest Catholic EVER! Having grown up Catholic, his comedy really resonates with me. But now I’m a sinner & need a good laugh. Dear lord, please pick me.
I would like to win tickets and will definitely have microwave hot pockets for dinner. What an epic night
Yes Please and Thank you.
Yes please!! I’ve been out of work with an injury and I really could use ome laughs!
This guys without fails manages to make me crack a smile and laugh even when I’m not in the best of moods. An entire NIGHT of him would be fantastic for m mental health!!!!! 😁😁😁
I’d love to go!
I’d be stoked to go to this!
‘Been a fan of Jim Gaffigan for years. It would be so much fun to see him in person!
(in Jim’s audience voice) “If they’re such a fan, how come they haven’t gone to a show yet?” Well, Jim, because money, but winning tickets would make that happen 😉
yes please.
Jim is hilarious! I’d love to go to this!
This would be SUCH a fun show!!!
Hands down, One of my favorite Comedians! Always wanted to see Jim Gaffigan live!
I’ve always wanted to see him perform live!
Ha, I’m fat and barely alive also!!! Jim and I are like twins!
Love Jim Gaffigan! This would be an awesome date night for 2! Please pick us! 🙂 Thank you!
“GOALS FOR MY MORNING”:
Run
Clean up
Hang w/ kids
Workout
Write
Get organized
Respond to emails
Return calls
SO FAR:
“Wrote this e-mail”:
So I could win tickets to see my favorite comedian @ my favorite venue, The Keller !!!
Yup!! jam with Jim
fingers crossed!
I would love to have a girl night out!!
We love Jim!!! Would be a great night to celebrate a new job❤️
Why not?
Oh Jim. I too hope there is wifi on the shuttle to Hell. 😄
One of the best. I love stand up so much.
My husband and I would love this night out
We need more laughter in our lives! This would be a fantastic distraction on a work night!
Because he is funnier than doo doo.
Yay for Laughter with Jim Gaffigan!
Because he started the clean comedian style in an ever roasting comic world. I find him a treat! Please send me to his show!
We’re in! Thank you for offering the chance!
Oh wow.. so cool. I hope leap day is lucky for me.
Jim Gaffigan is a hoot! I love his stuff and have seen everything I can get my hands on… but I’ve never seen him in person. PLus, I could use a laugh right now! Thanks in advance, kara
Would love to win!
Can’t wait til I hear his food jokes in person.
I’d love to see this show!
This would be amazing, he is so funny!! My best friend will be in town that day and I’d love to take her!
This would be such a fun show!
I would love too! Looks awesome! I could really need this right now .
Love Jim Gaffigan!
I need a good laugh! He is hilarious!
I wanna see the Gaffigan so I can laugh-again!
My 40th birthday is Feb 25th and this would be an amazing way to celebrate 💙 (especially when life has been especially challenging the last few years)
This would be a fun show! Fingers crossed
YES! I need to laugh for hours!
Love Jim! This would be such a great show to see!
There are A LOT of entries but you can’t win if you don’t play 🙂
I’d love to see Jim and laugh loud and often! He’s hilarious and I’m excited to even get the shot to win tix
Comedy is my FAVORITE thing to go out and do! I’ve never really heard of Jim Gaffigan but I’m sure if so many people entered he must be super funny. Let’s get ready to go out and have some fun <3 <3 <3
I could go for a real, loud full body laugh right about now. Jim is by far one of the best comedians to ever exist.
Holy scroll to comment! Clearly lots of people want to go & I’m one of them!
Would love to cross Jim Gaffigan off my list of ‘must see comedians’!
Id love to go to this! Been a fan for years!!
Keeping my fingers crossed for these tickets.
Jim is so funny! Here’s to hoping :-).
Thanks for the chance!
I have always been a huge fan of Jim Gaffigan! He’s hilarious and I’m sure it would be a super fun night! Would definitely love to win! 🙂
Could really use some laughs this winter!
Pick me!!
My boyfriend is a big fan and I’d love to take him
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! Heck, yes!
Wow, yeah!
Thanks for the chance to win!
HOT POCKET!!!!
Would love to see Jim live, his specials are always great!
Jim is my favorite! I would love to see him live!
We saw him years ago as college lovebirds, would love to see him again after 20 years of marriage!
I think I might laugh during this show
My partner and I need a good laugh!!
My son and I would be cracking up the whole time! I can even hear Gaffigan’s voice. Ha!
My son’s favorite comic! Would love to take him to see Jim!
I’m still hanging on!!!
Hubby loves him and it would be great to surprise him with tickets for a date night!
So down to see Jim
I’d love to see this!
Jim is hilarious! Definitely looking forward to the show!
Jim Gaffigan is one of the all time greats and I would love the chance to see him live and laugh my socks off! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Jim is so, so so funny, a fellow Hoosier and it is my birthday week!
I want to LOL😅
Dude that was my skull ! I need to see you soon. Signed Spicoli
This is the first contest for tickets I have ever entered. Jim Gaffigan is the best comedian in 2024! Yes please.
Would love to take my mom! He’s hilarious!
He is a rare comedian that makes me laugh out loud!
We love Jim!!!!!
Need to lose weight so I’d love to laugh my ass off at this show!
Could use a night of laughs and love Jim!!
would love to go to this!
Make me laugh like a clown!
I would really love to go to this show!
I would love to take my adult son to this show! We need a good laugh.
I want to watch my boyfriend pee his pants laughing
Would love to take my partner out to have some laugh!
Jim is the greatest
Jim is the greatest
This would be so fun!
He’s a funny guy! I would love to see this!
Huge fan of live comedy. Would love to get in on this with my partner and bring the laughs!
Oh 👍🏽 hell to the yes!
Yes purdy 🙏 please
Throw my name into the pot
🤞🏾🤞🏾
Jim is the best! Would love to see him in person!
Jim Gaffigan is the best.