Win Tickets ($96): Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue @ Newmark Theatre | Miami’s Sassiest Seniors Live
We are giving away a pair of tickets to Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue @ Newmark Theatre November 14-15. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed November 10.
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Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue
November 14 2025 @ 7pm
November 15 2025 @ 2pm & 7pm
$47-120 | 18+
Purchase Tickets: portland5.evenue.net
Newmark Theatre
1111 SW Broadway, Portland, OR 97205
The Golden Girls are back in an all new show! 2025 finds Sophia out on bail, after being busted by the DEA for running a drug ring at Shady Pines. Blanche and Rose created CreakN, a thriving sex app for seniors. And Dorothy is trying to hold it all together, with help from her much younger, sex-crazed love interest who turns out to be the district attorney prosecuting Sophia. What could possibly go wrong! Relive the heartfelt hilarity of four ladies who never stopped being your friends! This new comedy is for fans 18 and older…. because they’re not the same girls from the 80’s. Produced by Murray & Peter. Get tour info at GoldenGirlsTour.com
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Golden Girls is a legendary show. I’d love to experience a new adaptation of their classic comedy. Thanks!
Love the Golden Girls! What a great anniversary gift!
Golden Girls is one of my top five favorite shows of all time. I’ve been obsessed since i was a kid. I want to go to this SO bad!
Would love to see! Blanche is my favorite
Love the Golden Girls and seeing this live show would be a hoot!
This would be fun to go to as a Golden Girl.
I watched Golden Girls as a kid growing up and I still enjoy it today. It was a good tv before censorship and being cancelled was ever a thought on tv.
This sounds amazing 🤩
In dire need is a good laugh!
Would love to see what they are up to
I’m totally embracing my golden girl era by being openly gray. Would love to see this
Nothing like live comedy theatre! Such iconic characters!
Golden Girls was one of my favorite shows. Betty White was my favorite. I would love to see this new version
Please have cheesecake! I’m crossing my fingers…
Golden Girls develop Grindr/Tonder for the sexy seniors, I love it!
I’m almost a Golden Girl and a bit of a rule breaker. This is THE show for me.
I want to dress up in my finest granny outfit, would love an excuse to do so
The Golden Girls are my comfort show. I would love a chance to see this take on the characters.
What a GOLDEN opportunity.
Thanks! 🌟😋🌟
Thank you for being a friend and giving away good times like these, PDX Pipeline! But, if I win these tix I’d be happy to be more than friends…. 😉 (Blanche has taught me well!)
Oh man, my partner and I are die-hard Golden Girls & Golden Palace fans! We went to Portland Playhouse’s Golden Girls show last year, but sadly this modern-day version coming to Newmark is a bit expensive for our pocketbook. We’d be thrilled to win, and celebratory cheesecake would no doubt be in order!
I love the Golden Girls, and I love drag culture and what it represents!
This looks like a hoot! I’d love to go.
I would LOVE to surprise my sister with these tix! We used to bond over GG!! Thanks!
Anything Golden Girls, for sure won’t dissapoint.
A Sophia Petrillo sense of humor is way to live life!
I NEED a laugh!!
Please, make me LAUGH!!!
Obsessed that this exists! I’d love to go get some laughs in.
I want to take my mom to this!
I aspire to be as salty as Dorothy Z.
This would be a wonderful surprise for my BFF who i owe so much to!!!
The greatest sitcom of all time, only made better by drag! This is perfection!
If I don’t win, I’m sending you all to Shady Pines! 😉
This would be such a blast!!!
At 71 I am definitely a “golden girl.”
This sounds fun and laughs sound amazing considering our nations state.
This sounds fantastic!
Picture it: Sicily…I mean, Portland, 2025…me and my Golden Girl bestie at this show, laughing until we pee our pants, reliving the glory days of 1990s prime time television.
Golden Girls ticket contest!!! Bring ‘em on
This single mom would love a fun night out!!
Need some belly laughs…pick me!🤞🏼
I need to laugh.
sounds fantastic
As a 62 y.o. golden girl myself who loves theater, this will be my night.
Yes! This sounds like so much fun.
Thank you for being a friend
Oh…my sister and I are die hard Golden Girls fans and still watch them every night at our own homes during dinner. We chat about the episode we watched the next day. I’ve heard about this show and it would be an amazing surprise for her. We have been going thorough some tough times with a very ill mother in Florida and some laughs would definitely do us some good. Thanks for the consideration.
Oh how I miss the Golden girls!
So sublime…I’d love to catch this show!
Sounds like a hoot!
I grew up watching The Golden Girls, and to this day, my friends and I still send each other quotes and memes from the show. (“Thank you for being a friend” has basically become our group motto!) I would love to surprise one of them with tickets to this performance. Also, this cast looks amazing, and I can only imagine how much laughter and nostalgia the show will bring. As Blanche would say, “You’re never too old to chase your dreams” and mine is to see this show live!
Who doesn’t love Golden Girls??
Time to laugh!!
Would love to go!
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This would make my birthday extra special… pick me please.!
Would love to check out the Newmark Theater! Haven’t been there yet.
I’d love to take my sister! Her birthday is on 11/26. Every year I gift her something from the Golden Girls. We’ve watched it since kids in the 90s! 🖤
Yes please!
As they say in St. Olaf, “Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen.”
I would LOVE to surprise my sister with tix to this!!
This sounds great!
Love the Golden Girls!!!
We would love to go to this!
Saturday afternoon or night, Can only imagine what shenanigans will be seen at the show. Put me in coach, I’m ready to play!
I could use some comedy!
My wife and I love the theater
This sounds so amazing!
I hope they cast a super tall Dorothy and super tiny Sophia
I grew up watching the Golden Girls. Such an epic and legendary show. This is what I wanna do when I get older. Live in a bachelor pad with my old homies. I love these old shows with the live audience and the laugh tracks. I am going to watch a few episodes this evening when I get home.
Would love to see the ageless comedy and a great venue!
Sounds like a swell time!
A golden girl a day,keeps the doctor away,what’s weird I’m now the age of the golden girls, I was 32y.o. when it first started.
i love live theater!
Was just eyeing this. I wish I could afford to go and would love the opportunity! My friend and I would have so much fun.
thanks for the offer and hope to see you there
I have been watching the golden girls since I was little and have always loved the show. I have never seen a live show like this before and it would be awesome to have golden girls be my first 😀
The 14th is my wife’s birthday, would love e to surprise her.
Why do i want to attend? Because the Golden Girls are LEGENDARY
and what a fun way to support local shows and arts!
Thank you for being a friend!
DO DOO DOOOOOOO
Traveled down to Newark and back again!
DO DOO DOOOOOOO
Your heart is true!
You’re a pal and a wicked good ticket giver awayer!
AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY!
HEY!
And Invited everyone you knewwwwwww
You would see
The biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
“Thank you for givingmetheseamazingticketssssssss!”
I absolutely love the Golden Girls. I think I’ve seen every episode twice. I would Love to see this show live. The plot seems as crazy as every episode ever was.
My girlfriend is a Golden Girls fan and I’d love to take her
Would love to win 2 tickets to the Golden Girls so our group of 4 gals in our mid 70’s could go together. It is expensive to go out and do these things but if we had two tickets we would only have to buy 2 tickets that we could split 4 ways and it wouldn’t cost a fortune. We are all at an age now that we can really appreciate the humor of the Golden Girls.We have been friends for years and do things together or travel together when we can. It would be really a fun night.
This single mom would love a night out!
This sounds amazing ! id love to go to this with one of my girlfriend
A night out would be lovely
Now that I’m a senior too, I would like to see some fun role models!
I love the GG, would love an opportunity to see this show!!
I would love to see the GG in action! What an amazing expansion on this show and phenomenon. Throwing my heat into the ring!