7DS: The Absolute Worst Show @ White Eagle Saloon | Worst. Job. Storytelling Show

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7DS: The Absolute Worst Show
April 15, 2026
8pm | $16 | 21+
Purchase Tickets: etix.com

White Eagle Saloon
836 N Russell St, Portland, OR 97227

The Absolute Worst is an interactive, open-mic comedy/storytelling show where audience members face off against three curated comedians and storytellers to find out who can lay claim to having lived the worst love story ever, with both absolutely fabulous and absolutely terrible prizes at stake.

And if you have a great story about an absolutely terrible love story you had to endure, you might walk away with the evening’s grand prize!

Maybe your worst job was that one where you had to babysit the two most obnoxious kids in the history of the universe. Or when that judge gave you community service and it was picking up dog poop in the park. Or maybe it was that one time when you agreed to help your friend move to a new apartment twelve blocks away only to be told when you arrived that “it’s so close I decide we don’t really need a truck.” Or maybe it’s when you had that one boss that took credit for all of your ideas, or the one that would not keep their hands to themselves, or the one that kept insisting on going out with you and your fiends even though you hated their guts.

Don’t want to tell a story? No problem! You can still win a prize by winning our It Could Be Worse Game, or giving the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, or being crowned the Absolute Best Audience Member, or some other prize that we’ll probably just make up as we go.

Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)