Win Tickets ($90): Rumors by Neil Simon @ Experience Theatre Project in Aloha OR | 4 New York Power Couples Experience A Severe Attack of Farce
We are giving away six pairs of tickets to Rumors by Neil Simon @ Experience Theatre Project April 17 – May 24. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winners will be drawn and emailed April 13, 20 & 27 & May 4, 11 & 18.
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Rumors by Neil Simon
April 17-18, 23-25, 30, May 1-2, 7-9, 14-16, 21-23, 2026 @ 7:30PM
April 19 & 26, May 3, 10, 17 & 24, 2026 @ 1PM
$25+ | All Ages
Purchase Tickets: experiencetheatreproject.ludus.com
Experience Theatre Project
18850 SW Alexander St, Aloha, OR 97006
When they gather to celebrate a tenth wedding anniversary, four New York power couples experience a severe attack of Farce.
Immerse yourself at a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to try and cover-up and hide the potential damage to his reputation, and naturally, hilarity ensues!
STORY: Charlie and Myra plan to celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary at their beautiful home in the company of eight dear friends. But when their tuxedo-and-designer-gown-clad guests arrive, they find the house empty, piles of uncooked food in the kitchen — but Charlie and Myra nowhere in sight. The hungry, angry and totally befuddled guests drown in speculation as to the reason for what is happening (or not happening). But as, in the face of all the odd circumstances, they try to preserve at least a bit of their cool and dignity, they actually become entangled in increasingly bizarre situations which they cannot comprehend.
Rumors is a riotous farce by beloved Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Neil Simon that comedically explores the idea that you can get away with anything if you are a good enough liar and the damage that rumors can inflict on their victims. The play has been called “the first no-holds-barred farce of his career.” Come laugh with us!
Our Hilarious Cast includes:
Ken Gorman – David Bellis-Squires
Chris Gorman – Annie Leonard
Lenny Ganz – Tyler Hulegaard
Claire Ganz – Bonnie Auguston
Ernie Cusack – Jeff Brosy
Cookie Cusack – Amber Green
Glenn Cooper – Nathan Petts
Cassie Cooper – Shay Wisniewski
Officer Welch – Nate Ayling
Officer Pudney – Kristin Pizzo
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What a great story, yes please
I’d love to attend *Rumors* because Neil Simon’s humor is always spot-on—fast, witty, and full of chaos in the best way. A night of live theater like this is the perfect escape, and I’d enjoy every laugh from start to finish. It’d be a great chance to unwind, support local performers, and share a memorable evening with someone who appreciates a clever comedy as much as I do!
Would love to see Rumors. I have not had the pleasure of seeing this play in person and I love the works of Neil Simon. Thanks for the opportunity!
This would be the best ever please consider me,thanks JB.
With this amazing theatre company, I’d love the opportunity to confirm that the rumors are true about this play–that, with the right gags, twists, and zingers, you can get away with just about anything!
The movies he’s done are very well regarded, I’d like to see this
I have not seen a production while living in PDX, would love to attend!
This would be so much fun to do with my wife! Would love the chance to go.
It ain’t no rumor—I’d love to experience the hijinks of this cast of characters and have an evening of laughs with Experience Theatre Project!
Love Neil Simon but have never seen Rumors! This would be a great date night!
It would be a blast from the past as I started watching things done by Neil Simon I think in the 70’s and loved his talent and humor
It would be a blast from the past as I started watching things done by Neil Simon. ( I think in the 70’s) I have always loved his talent and humor. Would love the chance to spend the night with Neil Simon!
Love Experience Theater Project
I have heard about this theater and would love a chance to check it out. And, to be able to do it with a Neil Simon play. Win-Win!
I’d love to experience the experience, yes please
Yes, Please and Thank you!
I love bizarre situations, especially fictional ones! I would like to see this play!
i love live performances.
Rumors is such a hysterical production! I attended the play when my daughter’s high school put on the production! Would LOVE to watch this polished version and take my partner!
I’d love to win these for me and my hubby because honestly, we could really use a good laugh right now. A ‘severe attack of farce’ sounds like the perfect way to spend an evening and just decompress. Aloha is a great spot for it, too. Thanks for the chance!
I hope you pick me!
I used to direct Community theater and I loved doing Neil Simon shows.
Looking forward to seeing your show.
Omg this looks so fun!
Sounds like a silly strange story and I would love to go!
Because of you I just found out this place existed.
it’s almost in the hood would love to check it out
Experience Theatre Project is truly a gem! Hope to see this show!
Sounds like a blast, would love to attend!
Sounds like a swell time!
Sounds like date night.
thank you in advance for tickets to this production.
We love Experience Theatre and would love another chance to go back! This story sounds amazing!
I would be thrilled to immerse myself in the world of a Neil Simon play and experience the story as it unfolds around me and the rest of the audience. What a fun and unique way to be a part of the Charlie and Myra’s drama (spill that tea!).
Would love to take my mom
Loooove Neil Simon!
Neil Simon is such a familiar and wonderful playwright. Haven’t heard of this one and would love to see it!
Would love to experience this venue, thanks!
This sounds super fun!
Sounds fun and it’s on my birthday!
Would love to go