Win Tickets ($70): Tanael Joachim: The Alien Everywhere @ Mission Theater | Hatian-Born Stand-Up Comedian
We are giving away another pair of tickets to Tanael Joachim: The Alien Everywhere @ Mission Theater on November 12. To win, comment below on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed November 10.
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Tanael Joachim: The Alien Everywhere
November 12, 2025
7pm doors, 8pm show | $35 | 21+
Purchase Tickets: mcmenamins.com
Mission Theater
1624 NW Glisan St, Portland, OR 97209
Fresh off a TV pilot filmed for FX, TJ is back on the road with new jokes about love, death, grief, and immigration. Come for the same fresh, incisive, and caustic wit, stay for the poetry of laughter to be found within the darkest of subjects.
The Alien Everywhere is TJ’s third standup tour. Following successful stints in North America and Europe, he’s ready hit the road again and bring jokes from the singular Haitian perspective to the rest of the English speaking world. He’s also planning to add a few more countries, and even continents to this one. He hopes to see you in a room, wherever in the world you live, laughing together at the human condition.
About TJ (Tanael Joachim)
TJ (Tanael Joachim) is a Haitian born stand-up comedian who is currently based in New York City. TJ has a very laid back, smooth, and conversational style. He jokes about race, society’s idiosyncrasies, and the inherent contrast between life in Haiti and America. He has made appearances on Gotham Comedy Live (AXS TV) and Good Day New York (FOX).
TJ is a paid regular at the Comedy Cellar and Gotham Comedy Club in NYC. He has performed all over the world. He recently returned from a small European tour where he performed in English and French.
He has opened for Colin Quinn, Janelle James, Maria Bamford and Sean Patton. He has also been a featured performer at numerous festivals like Netflix Is A Joke Festival, SF Sketchfest and the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival.
TJ is also an Op-Ed contributor for The New York Times. You can watch his special, JANUARY 3RD, on Amazon and listen to his album, SON OF HAITI, on all audio platforms. Check out his Don’t Tell Comedy set on YouTube.
Would love to take my boyfriend Sam for drinks and laughs.
I love to laugh!!!
Laughter is medicine I need.
Pick me! Pick me!
would love to see him live! Especially since I don’t currently pay for Prime and will not be able to watch his special at home.
I enjoy his comedy and didn’t know he was a fellow French speaker. Would love to go!
I’m currently serving in the Peace Corps – and my husband loves a good comedy show. I wanted to gift this to him for his birthday in November. Since I can’t be with him.. he would really appreciate this experience <3
Laughter sustains us!! I love comedy and a bold belly laugh!! Would love to see a fellow Black person on the stage!!
Honestly, I could use some laughter in my life right now. I would love to go!
my birthday is on nov 13th would be a great way to celebrate! laughter is medicine and makes everything better
I would love to check this out. I’ve been dying to see some quality comedy!
I need a good laugh! 🤣
I love comedy!
Would love to get some laughs!
Who couldn’t use more laughter these days?
yes, please and thank you.
Everyone needs a good laugh! Let’s gooooooooo
I recently just had a mild stroke and life has been kind of tough I could really use a good laugh.
I’ve been following TJ for a while and I’d love to take my partner to see this show if I win tickets! ⭐️
With all of the awfulness emanating from the White House, I sure could use a good laugh. Thanks for considering me.
Its been a tough month, we could really use a good laugh,thanks JB.
Comedy at Mission Theater! Seems like a great event to share with my buddy. We were just at Adam Sandler last night!
This would be an awesome, fun, kid free date night 🙂
Yes!
Tanael is So funny. Saw his show on tv. Would love to see him live and laugh. His accent just make it all funnier. He is so cool. Thx for the chance to win. You guys rock!
I hate to be unoriginal, but I would love to laugh is the thing that most of us seem to have in common. Times are tough. Thanks for the info and something to look forward to!
Count me in!
I have never heard Haitian comedy. Should be entertaining.
Brings me back to my roots.
My sister and I are both currently unemployed so don’t have extra income for shows at the moment but we love to laugh and could use a fun night out!!