Pass The Alien Intelligence Tests to Escape the Alien Zoo! | Your Habitat Awaits at Escapism Portland

From our sponsors:
Alien Zoo
Thursdays – Mondays
10AM-8:30PM
2-8 Players
Starts at $90 for 1 Hour
All Ages OK w/ Guardian
More info: escapismportland.com

Escapism
10340 NE Weidler, Portland, OR 97220

Welcome to your new life as an exhibit in the Alien Zoo! You will spend the rest of your days here being ogled and teased by alien families as you attempt their insulting “intelligence tests.”

The aliens think humans are among the most primitive lifeforms in the zoo. Can you prove them wrong? Other humans have been here for some time. Perhaps if you work together, you can escape the zoo!