March 15: Portland St. Patrick’s Day: Faux Patrique’s-An Un-St. Paddy’s Day Tour w/ Portland Short Bus | 5 Hours, 5-6 Stops, Hip Bars, Dives

From our sponsors:
Portland Short BusFaux Patrique’s-An Un-St. Paddy’s Day Tour
March 15, 2014
7 p.m. | $35 | 21+
Tickets: portlandshortbus.com

We know what you are thinking: “Awesome, St. Patrick’s Day, we are going to go drink in Irish bars! Or, at the very least, a British pub … along with 10,000 other people who had the same idea.”

We don’t want you to have to spend an hour in line waiting for a coveted $10 green beer as some guy in a green glow ring river stumbles up to you and prattles on about his his fractional Irish heritage. Fun? Not in our book.

You are drinkers – we are the facilitators, it is our job to put as few obstacles between you and your flavored ethanol Instead, we are going to whisk you away to Vietnamese lounges, divey dives, and a few of Portland’s slightly less divey, fashionably hip bars

This tour last 5 hours, and will hit 5-6 bars. Make-outs are encouraged.