Win Tickets ($74): A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater | Filthier & Merrier “It’ll Stuff Your Turkey,” 2019 Portland Holiday Special

We are giving away a pair of tickets to A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater on December 6. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed December 2.


From our sponsors:
A John Waters Christmas – Filthier & Merrier “It’ll Stuff Your Turkey”
December 6, 2019
Doors 7 p.m., Show 8 p.m. | $37 – $46 Reserved, $115 VIP | All Ages
More info:

Aladdin Theater
3017 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202

Like a damaged St. Nick for the Christmas corrupted, John Waters – legendary filmmaker (“Female Trouble”, “Hairspray”, “Serial Mom”), raconteur and author of bestselling books, Carsick, Role Models and Make Trouble – hitchhikes into town with a bag full of sticks and stones for the devoted and the damned, spreading Yuletide profanity and perverted piety with his critically acclaimed one-man show, “A John Waters Christmas – Filthier & Merrier.” This rapid-fire “trigger warning” for holiday traditionalists asks the questions, “Is Prancer the only gay reindeer?”, “Is it wrong to steal purses from cars in graveyard parking lots on Christmas Eve while mourners leave flowers?”, “Has Santa ever been nude?”, and, most importantly, “Should you disrupt living crèche celebrations this year in the name of political action?” Miracles really do happen at Yuletide, even if they’re false, and Waters prays for a Gaspar Noé Christmas film, and a new sex club that encourages gay men and lesbians to have sex with each other for the very first time. Delving into his love for the annual December warning list of “Unsafe Toys to Give Your Child” and his hatred for email Christmas cards, The Easter Bunny, and any kind of holiday “food issues”, the Pope of Trash will give you a Cool Yule like no other – It’ll Stuff Your turkey. You better watch out, you better cry! John Waters, the People’s Pervert, is coming to town.

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21 Responses to Win Tickets ($74): A John Waters Christmas @ Aladdin Theater | Filthier & Merrier “It’ll Stuff Your Turkey,” 2019 Portland Holiday Special

  1. Chandra November 27, 2019 at 8:04 pm #

    Ha! This sounds awesome! Pick me!

    • Katie November 29, 2019 at 8:29 pm #

      Thus would be a blast! Would love to go to this.

  2. dawn November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm #

    I have missed his Christmas show in the past. I would love to go. Thanks!

  3. Joseph November 29, 2019 at 9:13 am #

    Longtime fan! Will smell-o-vision be in play? What better way to bring in the holiday season!

  4. David November 29, 2019 at 10:32 am #

    All I want for Christmas is John Waters in my…um…yes, this is gonna be a fabulous show! Thanks for the chance, PDXPipeline!

  5. Rachel November 29, 2019 at 7:29 pm #

    I named my child Noodles after the baby in Pink Flamingos! Surely that proves my devotion to John Waters … ? Please, pick me!

  6. Bowe November 29, 2019 at 8:27 pm #

    Yes yes yes yes omg yes!!!!!

  7. John November 29, 2019 at 10:45 pm #

    I’ve always said that John Waters is the only man I’d let stuff me.

  8. Kevin M November 30, 2019 at 12:29 pm #

    John Waters gives me hope that freaky weirdos can still make it in the world & peddle fun filth with style & smile!

  9. Kayla November 30, 2019 at 12:57 pm #

    John Waters’ Christmas album is the only holiday album I play over and over again this time of year! Would love to spend the holiday season with this beautiful man. “I’m fat daddy, la la la la la, Santa Claus with soul woah oh yeah!” Bawlmor hons Hampden represent!

    • Sandy December 1, 2019 at 9:07 am #

      Loved John for many many years now, would be thrilled to go.

    • Laura December 1, 2019 at 3:14 pm #

      Dear lort please

  10. shenais December 1, 2019 at 2:04 pm #

    What a great way to spend an evening!

  11. Dan December 1, 2019 at 3:16 pm #

    Please gimme!!!

  12. Tamara Altman December 1, 2019 at 6:36 pm #

    Going to be in Portland visiting and would love love love to attend!!!

  13. Shaun Catlin December 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm #

    I have enjoyed John Waters’ works for years now and would be so excited to attend his Xmas show! Please pick me!!

  14. Danielle December 1, 2019 at 8:01 pm #

    John Waters and a stiff drink. Sounds like a good way to survive the holidays.

  15. Erin December 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm #

    Oh blessed be the fruit from the Pope of Trash, praise be!

  16. Stiles Gunn December 2, 2019 at 12:12 pm #

    Wow! This sounds like an absolute blast!

  17. Michelle Blake December 3, 2019 at 8:18 am #

    I would be love, love, love to attend this event!!!! John Waters is a legend!

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