Win Tickets ($58): Tom Segura – Take It Down Tour @ Keller Auditorium | Actor, Comedian, Writer, Netflix, Late Shows

Second Show Added! We are giving away a pair of tickets to Tom Segura – Take It Down Tour @ Keller Auditorium on May 1. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, February  18.



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From our sponsors:
Tom Segura: Take It Down Tour
May 1, 2019
7 p.m. | $29 – $89 | All Ages
More info: portland5.evenue.net

Keller Auditorium
222 SW Clay St., Portland, OR 97201

Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura has quickly become one of Hollywood’s most in demand and highly regarded talents. He is best known for his three Netflix specials, Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). Paste Magazine described him as, “…having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.” Additionally, his hit podcast Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, was a finalist for Best Comedy Podcast at the Stitcher Awards and profiled by VICE.

Segura can be seen next in the Paramount feature Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne premiering November 16th nationwide. Segura’s television credits include The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan, Workaholics, Happy Endings, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up, How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has risen to be one of the top comedy theater acts in the country. He also continues to perform at the top comedy festivals in the world, including Montreal’s Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival – Las Vegas, The South Beach Comedy Festival, and The Hong Kong Comedy Festival.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG)and also regularly appears on radio shows like the Bennington Show and some of the most downloaded podcasts in the world of comedy such as The Joe Rogan Experience and WTF With Marc Maron among others. His fourth hour-long stand up album Mostly Stories sat atop the iTunes and Billboard Comedy charts for consecutive weeks and his first two albums Thrilled and White Girls with Cornrows debuted at number 1 and continue to play heavily on satellite radio and streaming music platforms. When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast he’s watching College Football or waiting for College Football to come back.

Segura is originally from Cincinnati, Ohio and currently lives in Los Angeles.

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164 Responses to Win Tickets ($58): Tom Segura – Take It Down Tour @ Keller Auditorium | Actor, Comedian, Writer, Netflix, Late Shows

  1. Melissa Karlson January 16, 2019 at 3:23 pm #

    I hope I win the tickets, because Tom is flat out funny, and what I really need right now is a good laugh.

  2. Brad January 16, 2019 at 5:18 pm #

    Tom Segura is super funny. Ready to get my mind right and laugh all night!

    • Kath January 29, 2019 at 6:50 pm #

      Such a fun time with good laughs!

    • KathR February 5, 2019 at 2:58 pm #

      Best way to spend my birthday!

  3. Ryan January 16, 2019 at 8:56 pm #

    Super

  4. Robert January 16, 2019 at 9:28 pm #

    Tom is the true water champ.

  5. Matt January 16, 2019 at 11:04 pm #

    I would love to see Tom live!

  6. Nicholas Palmer January 17, 2019 at 9:45 am #

    Sounds like a great way to beat a case of the Mondays

  7. Kevin January 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm #

    I would love to see Tom live!

  8. TJ January 17, 2019 at 2:35 pm #

    I could use a good laugh.

  9. Lindsey Uhl January 17, 2019 at 2:36 pm #

    Tom is hilarious!

  10. Chris January 17, 2019 at 2:50 pm #

    I would love to see this!

  11. Devin January 17, 2019 at 3:03 pm #

    Tom Segura is so rad!! I would LOVE to see him kill it at the Keller!!

  12. Monica January 17, 2019 at 3:18 pm #

    I’ve been keeping my fingers crossed that a second show would be added!!! Refusing to buy the crazy over priced resale tickets would REALLY pay off if I could get free ones!! I just saw Tom’s homie Bert Kreischer at Revolution Hall, it just feels right that I complete the duo and see Mr. Segura!

  13. Paula January 17, 2019 at 4:58 pm #

    I could use this guy for some laughs. Would live to be there!!! ;)p

  14. Dave G. January 17, 2019 at 5:04 pm #

    All we can do is laugh…

  15. Amy January 17, 2019 at 5:52 pm #

    Yes please! Comedy needed.

  16. Lisa Cox January 17, 2019 at 7:12 pm #

    Ooooohhh yeah! Would love to go

  17. Ellen January 17, 2019 at 9:43 pm #

    Sounds like fun!

  18. Jennifer January 17, 2019 at 9:55 pm #

    Oh My….I really really need to see this guy. Please….. :)

  19. Emily January 17, 2019 at 11:53 pm #

    Sounds like a fun night! I’d love to attend.

  20. Jen January 18, 2019 at 9:55 am #

    Oh man…..I would love to see him. I’d do a handstand for that man, or rather for tickets to that man! :)

  21. Angel January 18, 2019 at 11:22 am #

    I’d love to attend, because I love to laugh.

  22. Jennifer January 18, 2019 at 1:49 pm #

    My man and I may not be willing to ride BIKES to the show, but we’d be THRILLED to win tickets! If I win tickets and take my sister instead of my fella, we promise to be COMPLETELY NORMAL and not show up as WHITE GIRLS WITH CORNROWS. We wouldn’t want to be DISGRACEFUL after all. :)

    P.S. I got four of the five titles of Segura’s televised comedy specials in my post. That’s gotta count for somethin’!

  23. jessie January 18, 2019 at 4:57 pm #

    Tom segura is an absolute fav. please let me see him live!!

  24. Anna January 19, 2019 at 10:49 am #

    Yes please

  25. Kaeli Plaks January 19, 2019 at 5:01 pm #

    Sayyyyyyyyy whaaaaaaat? Send me and my boyfriend, please!

  26. Jenn January 21, 2019 at 9:46 am #

    Yes, yes yes please! :)

  27. Chris Webb January 22, 2019 at 9:45 am #

    Wow Tom Segura is one of the best out there, this would be great!

  28. Jennifer January 22, 2019 at 10:23 am #

    I would LOVE to go see this man. Money has been tight, so this would be very much appreciated & enjoyed! :)

  29. Kristie January 22, 2019 at 12:09 pm #

    Oh hell yes!

  30. Liz January 22, 2019 at 12:10 pm #

    This furloughed worker could use a laugh right now!

  31. Mary January 22, 2019 at 12:13 pm #

    PLEASE i would like to laugh a lot.

  32. Mary L. January 22, 2019 at 12:15 pm #

    Tom seems too legit to quit. Pick me!

  33. Jamie January 22, 2019 at 12:16 pm #

    I desperately need to start off 2019 with a good laugh…and this is just the ticket!

  34. Sherry McKee January 22, 2019 at 12:17 pm #

    Tom just slays me. This would be a great date night for the hubbie and I.

  35. Sam January 22, 2019 at 12:19 pm #

    SUP KANE. I would loooove to see Tom! I probably don’t have much of a shot, but this will be a great show, I’m sure.

  36. Nicole January 22, 2019 at 12:24 pm #

    I’ve watched all of his netflix specials, I love him and his comedy! I would love surprise my boyfriend with some tickets for his birthday!

  37. Kelsey Smith January 22, 2019 at 12:25 pm #

    Yeah

  38. KJ January 22, 2019 at 12:29 pm #

    I’d love to win these tickets because I’ve seen his specials on Netflix but being n the audience is a whole different experience.

  39. JR Leitch January 22, 2019 at 1:16 pm #

    Tom always puts on a great show.

  40. Jessica January 22, 2019 at 2:01 pm #

    This man is hilarious! We went to the same high school!

  41. lorea January 22, 2019 at 3:24 pm #

    My husband and I get tix for one another’s birthdays each year. He is a late April date and I’m 5/4. We would love to win. Please pick us!

  42. Stacy M Jorge January 22, 2019 at 4:06 pm #

    One of the funniest podcast’s and comedians. I would love to see him live in Portland.

  43. Joe January 22, 2019 at 5:49 pm #

    Goooooood mornin Portland, it’s me joe, just wanted to say hi, wish you a great day and going to this event would probably be the greatest moment of my life. Let’s go full trotle. Let’s make it happen. Ciao

  44. Angela January 22, 2019 at 6:27 pm #

    I would love to see him live! He’s ridiculously funny.

  45. Elisa Edgington January 22, 2019 at 7:59 pm #

    I’d love to win tickets to take my hubby to see Tom for our 16th anniversary!

  46. Kristin January 22, 2019 at 9:56 pm #

    Great date night full of love and laughter for my partner and I if we won!

  47. Atticus Daniel January 22, 2019 at 9:59 pm #

    Segura is hilarious. Pick me.

  48. Monique January 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm #

    Second chance to win

  49. Linda Anthony January 23, 2019 at 1:28 am #

    Just watched his Netflix show. So funny. Love to see him! And at Keller?! Sweet!!

  50. Andrea January 23, 2019 at 9:09 am #

    Can always use a laugh in these troubling times.

  51. Cristela January 23, 2019 at 9:23 am #

    Funny Funny Guy! I wanna go!

  52. Karla January 23, 2019 at 12:56 pm #

    He is my brother’s favorite comedian! He knows all the jokes and it would be awesome to take him.

  53. RoGeR H January 23, 2019 at 7:02 pm #

    First ever emoji only response?

  54. Liliana Felix January 23, 2019 at 7:28 pm #

    Me gusta tom!

  55. Jennifer January 24, 2019 at 8:32 am #

    Thanks for considering

  56. kaeli a plaks January 24, 2019 at 10:10 am #

    I sure do love to laugh!!

  57. Karl jacobson January 24, 2019 at 11:38 am #

    Yes, please and thank you

  58. Rachel January 24, 2019 at 4:27 pm #

    Tom is so funny! Let’s laugh!

  59. AJ January 24, 2019 at 4:30 pm #

    Count me in (if I win these tickets)!

  60. Megan Barkman January 24, 2019 at 5:57 pm #

    Oh my gosh I’d love to go to this!! He’s the funniest!!!

  61. Paula January 25, 2019 at 3:21 pm #

    He’s so funny! Would love to go.
    I’m up for a little teasing. :)p

  62. Tiffany Evans January 25, 2019 at 5:28 pm #

    LOVE Tom Segura! I’d be thrilled to see him. Free tickets would be extra awesome!

  63. Christine Skorjanc January 25, 2019 at 5:57 pm #

    Yes what fun

  64. Drew January 25, 2019 at 6:12 pm #

    Tom is hela funny, and I would love to laugh all night! Thnx!

  65. Nate January 26, 2019 at 12:23 pm #

    Tommy S! Let’s go!

  66. Heather Jones January 26, 2019 at 4:18 pm #

    How fun

  67. Ron T. January 28, 2019 at 4:21 am #

    I can’t believe it, another opportunity to laugh. Please pick me.

  68. Cindy B January 28, 2019 at 9:23 pm #

    I love to laugh!

  69. Amber January 29, 2019 at 11:35 am #

    This guys is hilarious! Please and Thank You!

  70. Jeremy Brill January 29, 2019 at 1:41 pm #

    Would love it

  71. Addy January 29, 2019 at 2:50 pm #

    I love Tom Sugura! Take it Down (with me)

  72. Addy January 29, 2019 at 2:51 pm #

    I love Tom Sugura! Take it Down (with me)

  73. Lea Hinchcliff January 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm #

    This would be fun

  74. Erin B January 30, 2019 at 8:56 am #

    i so could use a laugh. would be fabulous!

  75. Ed Thierry January 31, 2019 at 8:29 am #

    His comedy special was great, would love to experience it live!

  76. BENJAMIN January 31, 2019 at 9:23 am #

    Oh man! Would love to see this!

  77. Benito Juarez February 1, 2019 at 9:48 am #

    Tommy bunz! Can’t wait to see him to close the loop after seeing Joe Rogan, Christina Paszistki and Burt Kreischer. :D They’ve all been so awesome.

  78. Cheryl February 2, 2019 at 11:05 am #

    Yes, please!

  79. Aaron February 2, 2019 at 9:31 pm #

    Always good to hear that good, ol’ fashioned natural and capable storytelling ability.

  80. tim s February 5, 2019 at 12:01 pm #

    Love to see Tom!!!

  81. Katherine February 5, 2019 at 12:20 pm #

    I’d love to go! It looks like a fun event!

  82. Hayley Eiden February 5, 2019 at 12:21 pm #

    I’d be over the moon to win!! Crossing my fingers!!

  83. charissa February 5, 2019 at 12:21 pm #

    Would love to see Tom Segura live at the Keller. Hilarious dude and an awesome venue!

  84. Steven Estes February 5, 2019 at 12:28 pm #

    Just saw his standup and loved it! Thanks for picking me!

  85. molly February 5, 2019 at 12:32 pm #

    I strive to bring laughter to my and my kids’ lives every day!

  86. Tasha February 5, 2019 at 12:46 pm #

    Tom Segura is hilarious, I would love to see him live!

  87. Lindsey February 5, 2019 at 12:53 pm #

    Water champ! keeps them high and tight!

  88. madeline nico February 5, 2019 at 1:00 pm #

    Who doesn’t love some good Tom Segura laughs and LIVE!!!<3

  89. Loren Saunders February 5, 2019 at 1:09 pm #

    We would love to go to this! My husband and I thinnTom is highlarious !! So glad he is coming to PDX

  90. Gisela February 5, 2019 at 1:18 pm #

    Please pick me. I would love to go and enjo such a great comedian with my partner. We sol have a blast together that night. Thank you guys.

  91. Jake February 5, 2019 at 1:23 pm #

    I’m a local comic and would love to learn from one of the best working today!

  92. Laurie Beard February 5, 2019 at 1:51 pm #

    I first heard Tom Segura perform listening to Pandora station. I’m ready to catch his act LIVE. Pick me please! ❤️

  93. Chikeola Karimou February 5, 2019 at 2:34 pm #

    let’s do this!

  94. Megan Papis February 5, 2019 at 4:34 pm #

    One of my favorite comedians!!! This time of year is tough, and we’re broke, so I’d love to go see him!

  95. Katie C February 5, 2019 at 5:15 pm #

    Looking for a chance for a night out of laughs! Would love to see Tom. His netflix specials are great.

  96. bRad February 5, 2019 at 6:08 pm #

    Take it Down! comedy keeps the world laughing, smiling and occasionally snorting.

  97. Lea Hinchcliff February 5, 2019 at 6:29 pm #

    Yes please

  98. Toni Hero February 5, 2019 at 6:31 pm #

    I would love to go to this!

  99. Whitney February 5, 2019 at 8:12 pm #

    I need a laugh!

  100. Toby February 5, 2019 at 8:17 pm #

    This looks really great. Would love to win and bring a few friends.

  101. Samira February 6, 2019 at 10:53 am #

    My husband and I laugh easily and have a great time whatever we end up doing but we love Tom Segura and it would be so awesome to get to see him in person.

  102. Safa Shooshtry February 6, 2019 at 5:21 pm #

    Tom Segura is the man! Is he from Lafayette, LA? Fucking…NO. I’ve never laughed harder at his jokes about Cajun people. And having just gone to New Orleans… he was right! Would love the opportunity to see his show live and bask in the glory that is Tommybuns!!

  103. Faith W February 6, 2019 at 5:36 pm #

    Tom Segura is hilarious and I’d love to take my husband to this show.
    Fingers crossed that you pick me! :)

  104. Melissa fowler February 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm #

    This would be cool

  105. Jeff linsday February 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm #

    This would be fun

  106. sommers ebright February 6, 2019 at 6:45 pm #

    This would be so much fun Pick me!!

  107. Ellen February 6, 2019 at 7:57 pm #

    I could really use a few laughs and giggles.

  108. Milana February 7, 2019 at 9:08 pm #

    My best friend cousin moved to the other and way worse Portland this year and I’ve been so bummed about it. We love Tom Segura and regularly quote his specials in polite conversation, much to the chagrin of our moms. If you give us these tickets, she will have to fly here to see me, which would be dope because I really don’t want to go to Maine…like, ever.

  109. Shelly Wilkerson February 8, 2019 at 6:44 am #

    Would love to gift my son, new to Portland, as he would love it!

  110. Christopher tiramisu Griffin February 8, 2019 at 7:34 am #

    I just woke up with this strange fascination for a plate of beef pho but unfortunately I happened to be finally breaking the ice with a hindu college student who was intelligent and came from devote family then suddenly i found myself in a field of Yaks with Burt Reynolds trying to explain to him how my two older brothers had me watch Deliverance when I was five years old and it made me wet my pants for a year. He seemed very apologetic for a dead man and I asked him, “Well, Burt, what’s over there, I mean on, you know the other side of the coin so to speak.?” He looked me in the eyes and gave me a wreath to hang on a cow and said later ” Later Dipshit.”

  111. Cindy Smith February 12, 2019 at 12:06 pm #

    Yes please!

  112. KC February 12, 2019 at 12:16 pm #

    I would love to see Tom Segura live!

  113. Therese Long February 12, 2019 at 12:16 pm #

    Could use a good laugh!

  114. Britta February 12, 2019 at 12:36 pm #

    This guy’s hilarious! Would take a friend to the event for sure.

  115. Lindsey February 12, 2019 at 1:00 pm #

    try it out! 4 stroke gang!

  116. Robin February 12, 2019 at 1:11 pm #

    Laughing all the way to the show!

  117. Kim February 12, 2019 at 1:13 pm #

    Hi is my absolute favorite comedian. Please pick me!

  118. Corrina S February 12, 2019 at 1:41 pm #

    I’d love to take my boyfriend for the best surprise date!

  119. Tera February 12, 2019 at 1:45 pm #

    Would love to see Tom live! Pretty please!!

  120. Sarah Cooley February 12, 2019 at 2:42 pm #

    MUST SEE

  121. Rebecca Blomquist February 12, 2019 at 2:49 pm #

    Oh, heck yeah!!!!!!!

  122. Jenny February 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm #

    Yes please!

  123. Barb February 12, 2019 at 6:39 pm #

    Take it down
    Let’s all drown

    In a little laughter
    From the rafters

    I can use a cura (from these blues)
    With Tom Segura

  124. Alex Creecy February 12, 2019 at 6:45 pm #

    Currently stressed as balls. Our one year old is being a dick. Could use a good laugh/date night for me and the Mrs. Please and thank you.

  125. Alla February 13, 2019 at 12:18 am #

    Sounds like a hilarious time and I could use a night like this!

  126. MIRANDA DEAN February 13, 2019 at 5:26 am #

    “You want to know how big of a pig your man is? He’s however big of a pig you give him permission to be.
    Every man has unlimited ‘pig-tential.’

    — Tom Segura, TOM SEGURA: DISGRACEFUL (2018)

    I want to take my pig to a show! This venue is top notch. PICK ME.

  127. Jennifer M February 13, 2019 at 9:42 am #

    Would love a good laugh and he is hilarious! What a perfect way to spend a Wednesday night.

  128. Kelly February 13, 2019 at 2:49 pm #

    This would be fun!

  129. Nik February 13, 2019 at 2:50 pm #

    Crossing my fingers…..

  130. Carol Allen February 14, 2019 at 3:50 pm #

    Julian and or Nathaniel, I don’t have no money to go see some funny, hook me up my honeys…

  131. Carol Allen February 14, 2019 at 3:54 pm #

    Oops, my bad Nathalie!

  132. Erin B February 14, 2019 at 5:37 pm #

    Yes. Amazing. Would really love to go <3

  133. Aaron February 14, 2019 at 6:12 pm #

    We are totally seguro we’d enjoy this laff fest. Laughter as medicine.

  134. Robert February 14, 2019 at 6:26 pm #

    We would love to go!

  135. Robert February 14, 2019 at 6:27 pm #

    I would really like to go!

  136. Glenn B. February 15, 2019 at 9:59 am #

    What the world needs now are jokes, sweet jokes! Tom is just the one to deliver!!!

  137. Breanna Wilson February 16, 2019 at 6:53 am #

    What a dream to catch Tom live, and laugh until I’m crying!! Would love to go!!!

  138. Toby February 16, 2019 at 12:31 pm #

    Need to take my gal out for a nice date night! And we need a little laughter right now!

  139. Lisa February 16, 2019 at 6:28 pm #

    My husband’s favorite comedian!!!

  140. Colin February 16, 2019 at 8:40 pm #

    Tom is a total riot! We could totally use a night out on the town laughing with this guy.

  141. Ana February 17, 2019 at 11:54 am #

    My boyfriend and I watch YMH all the time! Would love to see Tom live!

  142. Nicole February 19, 2019 at 12:13 pm #

    Sweet ! Date Night ! Would love the tickets !

  143. Britta February 19, 2019 at 12:15 pm #

    Just saw his special on Netflix and loved it! It would be a blast to see him perform in-person

  144. cassi February 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm #

    So…I have just discovered Tom in the last month or so. We have totally binge watched all of his stand-up we could find and he is hillarious!! I am not one for stan-up comics, they annoy me actually. So to find someone that doesn’t make me wanna claw my eyes out is like a miracle for me. Please Please pick me to see him!

  145. Amber Morrison February 19, 2019 at 1:25 pm #

    I love comedy!

  146. Laurie Beard February 19, 2019 at 2:46 pm #

    “I do address that we’re living through a change, but I make light of it. I poke fun at it. I think that I’m really just a storyteller at heart and there are definitely a number of stories that are in there.” -TS
    Stories & Jokes bring it Tom! I would love to win tix for this show! :))
    Thanks, LB

  147. Laurie Beard February 19, 2019 at 2:46 pm #

    ..”I do address that we’re living through a change, but I make light of it. I poke fun at it. I think that I’m really just a storyteller at heart and there are definitely a number of stories that are in there.” -TS
    Stories & Jokes bring it Tom! I would love to win tix for this show! :))
    Thanks, LB

  148. Deeanna February 19, 2019 at 3:26 pm #

    I <3 Comedy

  149. Madison Arnold-Scerbo February 20, 2019 at 9:18 am #

    This looks hilarious, I would love to attend!

  150. Chris Johnson February 20, 2019 at 10:04 am #

    Tom is great. Let’s go!

  151. PATRICIA February 20, 2019 at 9:55 pm #

    Need a good laugh and a date night! I’ll take a couple!!! Please..

  152. hannah February 21, 2019 at 12:05 pm #

    I need a good laugh right now.

  153. Sandra Bishop February 21, 2019 at 2:41 pm #

    I would love to go because laughter is the best medicine.
    I’m not one of those who will list ailments to get sympathy for tickets…this would be purely preventative!!!

  154. Coleman February 21, 2019 at 2:42 pm #

    My girlfriend loves this guy…no way I could afford tickets…please pick me!!

  155. Stephanie B February 21, 2019 at 3:21 pm #

    TOM is brilliantly hilarious. I need some good laughter. Choose me and you will have many blessings in your home!

  156. Reid February 21, 2019 at 5:55 pm #

    This sounds great!

  157. Robyn Williams February 21, 2019 at 8:41 pm #

    Ohmygosh! I would love to win because standup is life! And laughing is good for the soul.

  158. Marla February 22, 2019 at 6:52 am #

    Me and my guy could really use a cheap date night, would love to go

  159. Elana Chernobelsky February 22, 2019 at 10:40 am #

    ‍♀️

    Why wouldn’t you pick me?

    ‍♀️

  160. Toni Hero February 23, 2019 at 10:59 am #

    me want!

  161. DAN March 26, 2019 at 9:19 pm #

    I’d like to see Tom because Tom is funny, and I like funny things.

  162. Ashley April 2, 2019 at 10:22 am #

    This would be awesome to win.

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