We are giving away a pair of tickets to Tom Segura – Take It Down Tour @ Keller Auditorium on May 5. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, October 19.
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From our sponsors:
Tom Segura: Take It Down Tour
May 2, 2019
7 p.m. | $29-$89 | All Ages
Tickets go on sale Friday, September 28th at 10am.
More info: portland5.com
Keller Auditorium
222 SW Clay St.(corner of SW 3rd Ave. & Clay), Portland, Oregon 97201.
Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura has quickly become one of Hollywood’s most in demand and highly regarded talents. He is best known for his three Netflix specials, Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). Paste Magazine described him as, “…having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.” Additionally, his hit podcast Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, was a finalist for Best Comedy Podcast at the Stitcher Awards and profiled by VICE.
Segura can be seen next in the Paramount feature Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne premiering November 16th nationwide. Segura’s television credits include The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan, Workaholics, Happy Endings, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up, How To Be A Grown Up.
Segura has risen to be one of the top comedy theater acts in the country. He also continues to perform at the top comedy festivals in the world, including Montreal’s Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival – Las Vegas, The South Beach Comedy Festival, and The Hong Kong Comedy Festival.
Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG)and also regularly appears on radio shows like the Bennington Show and some of the most downloaded podcasts in the world of comedy such as The Joe Rogan Experience and WTF With Marc Maron among others. His fourth hour-long stand up album Mostly Stories sat atop the iTunes and Billboard Comedy charts for consecutive weeks and his first two albums Thrilled and White Girls with Cornrows debuted at number 1 and continue to play heavily on satellite radio and streaming music platforms. When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast he’s watching College Football or waiting for College Football to come back.
Segura is originally from Cincinnati, Ohio and currently lives in Los Angeles.
I’d like to see Tom at the Keller this spring! I’m a huge fan of his and his podcast – Your Mom’s House.
It’d be the best way to spend my 65th birthday! Sounds like fun
I want to see the true water champion !
I want to see Tommy at the Keller. Just want to try it out. #whosrandy
I’d like to take some friends to see Tom’s show at the Keller. His netflix special is awesome!
He’s hilarious! Would love to see him.
Would love to see him!
Fun! I’d love to go!
I love Tom Segura!!!
Please pick me! This sounds great!
Would love to surprise my son with these tix! He’s a huge fan. Yes, please!
Segura makes me laugh — good medicine! I would love to win tickets!
YES!! Get me off the couch and into the real world to see the guy whose performances in the real world I watch from my couch #thanksnetflix I would just love to laugh with a room full of fellow Segura fans
Original member of the Tom Tom Club, give me a reason to live till next May.
Yay
My boyfriend is a huge fan and loves Tom!! This would be an amazing date night!!
In need of date night!!!
I have neuropathy issues. I think seeing the four stroke champ could remedy that!
BIKES!
I need some Tom in my life. Thanks in advance!
Fun guy!
More Comedy = Better Life
My husband and I would LOVE to go!
My husband and I would love this!!
Yes, please!
Yes! please and thank-you.
This wants to make me laugh? Okay. Please pick me.
This would be the perfect gift for my dads birthday on May 3!
I would love to see Tom Segura live. Also would be a great birthday present for my girlfriend!
My sister has seen Tom live several times and tells me that I’m REALLY missing out on something special by only watching him on Netflix and the computer. I don’t want to miss out any longer!
Hilarious, 10 out of 10 comedian, would love to go.
This’ll be a great laugh.
I have watched all his shows on Netflix! Seeing him perform in person would be a dream! My boyfriend and I love him so it would be the perfect date!
Pretty please??
Yasss! Love me some Tom!! Pick me, pick me!
nothing beats comedy in Portland
Would love this! :)
Would love to see Tom live, big fan but too broke to buy tickets.
Pick me, pick me!!!!!! He’s my husband and I’s favorite comedian!!! This would be the perfect date night!!!!
This guy is FUN-NY! Love the deadpan and recently watched all of his Netflix specials.
I just found out we went to the same high school and would love to see him again!
sounds fun
He cracks me up, would love to see him live.
I would like to win tickets because my I want to take my son and have a blast!
Omg me please
Help me stop tweetstorming about KavaNope. I need big ole belly laughs and at least a respite from the real life nightmares being dished out 24/7 on cable news.
My Brother is a huge fan! This would make a GREAT birthday gift!
Huge fan- pick me!
Because he makes me laugh! Simple as that. And the world could use a little more laughter. And also because my husband made me try for these!! Pick us!!
Would love to go!
Need more funny
We have the same last name! Pick me!
Big fan and comedy shows make the best date nights :)
One of the funniest comedians out there!
Sounds like a lot of fun! I would love to go!
A must to see! Thank you for the chance.
He is brilliant and hilarious. I would love to go!
One of the greatest! I’d love to see him live.
Big fan of Tom’s. His episode on the Hot Ones was hilarious.
Oh boy – this’ll be hilarious!
I’d love gift these tickets to my sister for her birthday!
I love the your mom’s house podcast with him and his wife! Would be stoked to see him live!
Should be good.
BIKES!!! My husband and I are big Tom Segura fans. Would love to snag these tickets as a birthday present for him!
Oh man I need a good laugh!
Wow I love that we can enter to win these tickets for May! Would be so fun to have this to look forward to.
I think he’s hilarious when I watch him on TV and can only imagine how hysterical he would be in person. I’d love to “Take it Down” with with Tom and the fans this Cinco de Mayo!
Yes please!
My boyfriend is a major Tom Segura fan, and I’m in school and haven’t been able to treat him to something fun in a long time. Would be so great to take him to this!
Hes one of my absolute favorites. My husband and I have been to every tour so far!
OMG my fiance would DIE if I won these tickets.
Love his podcast- I would love to see him!!
I’m ready to laugh!
Would love to see him!
Fun! I’d love to go.
I think Tom is hilarious. I would love to see him live.
Let’s do it! So funny.
Yes, please and thank you!
Love free shows!
Yes would be fun time
I would love to go to this!!! Nothing makes me happier than a good laugh and this would be an amazing treat!
He’s funny and i need laughs
I would love to see Tom Segura… who couldn’t use a little funny in their lives, especially these days!!! Thanks for the chance!
Let me be the cool girlfriend #datenight
This looks like a great time!
LOL!!!
Love his work
Love Tom! His delivery, voice and timing! Its time for me to see him live instead of just listening on my Pandora comedy channel with headphones. Welcome to Portland Tom, so needing to be picked to see him live at the awesome Keller Auditorium! Yaasssssss!
I need more laughter in my life. This should do the trick.
Tom is my husband’s favorite comedian so this would make an excellent surprise!
Literally wearing my BIKES! shirt right now. I neeeeeeed to get to this show in 4 strokes or less. My brother won’t believe it. He’s gonna come too. The FGTRTD wife will definitely be there, yorki-sips and all. Find me on the 10×10 with an S on the end. Gonna get me a peanut protein shake, I’m out man!
Tom is hilarious! I’d like to take my boyf to see him. We watch Your Mom’s House almost every night!
Woo! He is the best!
woot woot!!!! how fun would this be!!! perfect birthday present <3
The last time I remember laughing was watching Tom Segura stand-up. If I won these tickets, I’d be the loudest laugh in the room. This man is hilarious.
prove me wrong and pick me!!!!
I love comedy and could use a great laugh:)
It’s time to have a good laugh, and he’s the one! Would love to hear him live! Thanks for the opportunity to join this raffle!
We listen to his podcasts!
This has the most comments of anything I’ve seen in pdxpipeline in quite some time. Going to be a barn burner.
My boyfriend loves him and it would be a perfect date night for us.. especially if I surprise him with tickets!
One of the best comedians out there right now. Funny, Whitty, and trulyu hilarious. {Please pick me} I am a huge fan and would love the opportunity to see him live. Come on !! NO WHAMMY NO WHMMY NO WHAMMY!!!
I try and see him every time he is in Portland, he’s a killer!
Tom Segura! SUP KANE. Oh man, he’s got the voice to fill Keller. This will be a great show, and I’d love to go!
Good to laugh!
Love Tom Segura! This would make a great date night!
I would love to make hubby sit through this. Pick me please!
Would love to take my husband who is a huge fan.
Laughter is good!
My daughters 16th Birthday is on May 2nd! All she wants for her Birthday is to go to see Tom Segura with a friend. Thanks!