Win Tickets ($80): David Cross “Oh Come On” @ Crystal Ballroom | Emmy Award Winner, Grammy Nominee, Comedy

We are giving away a pair of tickets to David Cross “Oh Come On” @ Crystal Ballroom on June 30. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, June 25.



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From our sponsors:
David Cross “Oh Come On”
June 30, 2018
7:30 p.m. doors, 9 p.m. show | $35 ADV, $40 day of show | 21+
More info: crystalballroompdx.com

Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, Oregon 97209

Emmy Award winner and Grammy Award nominee David Cross is an inventive performer, writer, and producer on stage and screens both big and small.

Named one of the Top 100 Stand-Up Comedians of All Time by Comedy Central, Cross last toured the world with “Make America Great Again!,” which took him across the United States, Canada, and Europe. The tour spawned a Netflix special which premiered in August 2016, and a Grammy-nominated CD of the same name. The set, which discussed then-Presidential candidate Donald Trump, gun control laws, and religion, was the comedian’s first standup tour in nearly six years. He had last toured in 2009 with a solo stand-up show in support of his New York Times Bestseller, I Drink for a Reason. That hugely successful comedy show was filmed at Boston’s Wilbur Theater for a special, entitled “Bigger and Blackerer,” which premiered on EPIX in April 2010 before being released on CD and DVD by Sub Pop. His previous comedy special, “David Cross: The Pride is Back,” aired on HBO in 1999, and was named one of the 25 best stand-up comedy specials and concert films of all time by ROLLING STONE in July 2015.

Cross has released two other comedy albums – the Grammy Award- nominated, “Shut Up You Fucking Baby” and “It’s Not Funny.” In 2003 he released the DVD, “Let America Laugh,” a documentary film of his groundbreaking stand up tour of alternative, indie rock clubs.

He recently wrapped production on “Bliss,” a new comedy for Sky in the UK. Serving as writer and director, Cross’s “Bliss” stars Stephen Mangan as a man who must find a way to balance his two separate families.

Cross is currently in production on the Pentagon Papers film “The Papers,” helmed by Stephen Spielberg and co-starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep.

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147 Responses to Win Tickets ($80): David Cross “Oh Come On” @ Crystal Ballroom | Emmy Award Winner, Grammy Nominee, Comedy

  1. Michael May 22, 2018 at 6:20 pm #

    I want to win these tickets so bad. I have seen David Cross on Comedy Central several times and would love a much needed night of laughter.

    • K Rogers May 29, 2018 at 10:05 pm #

      It’d be a great way to spend an evening, with good humor & a great venue!

    • Gina V June 1, 2018 at 11:42 pm #

      Would be a great bday gift! Love David Cross!

    • Kath June 8, 2018 at 10:38 am #

      A good laugh is good for the soul!

    • Kath June 14, 2018 at 3:29 pm #

      Oh a good time laughing is what we need!!

  2. Matt May 22, 2018 at 7:57 pm #

    pick me!

  3. Amber May 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm #

    My husband and I just moved to Portland and would love to attend this event! We both think David Cross is hilarious and it’d be amazing to see him live!

  4. seri May 23, 2018 at 1:31 am #

    love david cross and his unique blend of music and comedy! would love to experience this in person

  5. Jonathan Mc May 23, 2018 at 7:52 am #

    Mr. Show is stil some of the greatest comedy out there. David Cross is a legend I need to see live.

  6. Sandra Raymond May 23, 2018 at 9:48 am #

    I want to win because, David F-ing Cross!!!!!!

  7. Michael Serpa May 23, 2018 at 11:39 am #

    Yes please! I love him.

  8. Chris May 23, 2018 at 12:33 pm #

    Pick me

  9. Chris May 23, 2018 at 12:33 pm #

    Pick me please with sugar on top

  10. Cynthia May 23, 2018 at 2:09 pm #

    Yes. I love him and unfortunately fell asleep the last time I saw him because I had the flu. Help me have a do over

  11. Corey Brock May 23, 2018 at 4:15 pm #

    I’m determined to find a comedian who will make my wife laugh. It’s a running joke in our house (well, she’s not laughing). But David Cross is the one who can do it — I’m certain. Thanks!

  12. Heather Kelez May 23, 2018 at 5:33 pm #

    David Cross is the best! Would love to see him live!!

  13. Courtney May 23, 2018 at 7:17 pm #

    This would be an amazing birthday present!

  14. Alisa M Stewart May 24, 2018 at 2:12 pm #

    Love David Cross! Unemployed and really looking for a laugh. Pick me!! :-)

  15. Sam May 24, 2018 at 2:12 pm #

    There are literally dozens of us!

  16. Aurelia May 24, 2018 at 2:23 pm #

    Yes, please!!

  17. Tom P May 24, 2018 at 2:23 pm #

    Comedy! Yes Please!

  18. Lana Corrigan May 24, 2018 at 2:33 pm #

    Love me some David Cross!!!! I have just finished watching the Arrested Development series for the 3rd time…love it! I love the Tobias license plate—anustart—its the best!

  19. Hayley May 24, 2018 at 2:36 pm #

    This should be good.

  20. Wendy May 24, 2018 at 2:47 pm #

    I need to lighten up!

  21. Bogdan May 24, 2018 at 5:30 pm #

    I would really like to go! Thank you!

  22. rossh May 24, 2018 at 7:43 pm #

    Pick me

  23. Casey G. May 25, 2018 at 8:23 am #

    Ahh! I would love to surprise my boyfriend with these tickets. David Cross is hilarious. SQUAGELS.

  24. Lance May 25, 2018 at 10:14 am #

    One of my favorites, would love to go.

  25. Paul May 25, 2018 at 11:55 am #

    Oh heck yes would I love a chance to see David Cross make me laugh!!!

  26. Sasha May 25, 2018 at 11:58 am #

    I blue myself

  27. Cory May 25, 2018 at 4:43 pm #

    Cross this one off my list

  28. ryan May 27, 2018 at 7:52 am #

    yes please!!!

  29. Zane May 28, 2018 at 12:53 pm #

    This man is a national treasure. Please send some tickets my way!

  30. Madeline May 29, 2018 at 10:37 am #

    Sounds fabulous!

  31. Maddie May 29, 2018 at 11:47 am #

    My bf and I love comedy and this would be a perfect date night.

  32. Bree May 29, 2018 at 12:10 pm #

    Yes please

  33. Chris Johnson May 29, 2018 at 12:13 pm #

    So funny!

  34. Christina May 29, 2018 at 12:15 pm #

    I need to laugh! Preferably on June 30th

  35. Kelsey L Smith May 29, 2018 at 12:16 pm #

    Would love this, longtime fan

  36. Lori Nye May 29, 2018 at 12:16 pm #

    :D! Birthday present for me please.

  37. Nora Streiffer May 29, 2018 at 12:33 pm #

    Would so so enjoying see David, love standup comedy.
    We can all use a great night of laughter.

  38. Gary S May 29, 2018 at 12:48 pm #

    oh HELL YES! Would love a night out laughing with David Cross and his sharp with.

    • gary May 29, 2018 at 12:49 pm #

      wit….damn spell check

  39. Vanessa May 29, 2018 at 12:57 pm #

    I love everything David Cross does! Would love to see him in the flesh!

  40. Collin Foster May 29, 2018 at 1:10 pm #

    Been a fan ever since Mr. Show! Me me me!

  41. Anna May 29, 2018 at 1:38 pm #

    Oh come on! Never nude!

  42. Darcella May 29, 2018 at 2:13 pm #

    Would love to have a break from the world of chaos!! Pick Me please!!

  43. Jenn May 29, 2018 at 2:18 pm #

    I would love to go see him!

  44. Jessica May 29, 2018 at 2:50 pm #

    Never nudes unite!

  45. Jennifer May 29, 2018 at 4:19 pm #

    Would love to go! :)

  46. Bernice May 29, 2018 at 4:33 pm #

    We’re new parents who desperately need to adult! Help us out please & thank you :).

  47. Traicy brent May 29, 2018 at 5:33 pm #

    I’m a HUGE fan and would love to see him live

  48. Holly Hillyer May 29, 2018 at 9:01 pm #

    I’d love to go!

  49. Dorothy Placencio May 30, 2018 at 5:52 am #

    Please help me to give my amazing boyfriend an amazing gift. He loves David Cross and I would love to take him to the show. Thanks!

  50. louis May 30, 2018 at 8:06 am #

    oh yes please!

  51. Jenn May 30, 2018 at 9:39 am #

    Yes, please!

  52. Nicholas May 30, 2018 at 4:47 pm #

    David Cross is absolutely hilarious, and I’ve been a fan of his standup for years. I would love the chance to see him perform live!

  53. Jenn May 30, 2018 at 5:22 pm #

    This would be great to take an out of town friend visiting! :)

  54. Jen May 30, 2018 at 9:28 pm #

    I am ready to laugh, help me make that happen! :)

  55. Jennifer May 30, 2018 at 9:30 pm #

    This guy is fantastic, sigh me up! :)

  56. Puneet May 31, 2018 at 6:03 am #

    I have never seen live comedy. would love a chance!

  57. Kristen M May 31, 2018 at 2:41 pm #

    I’ve been a huge fan for years! This would be an amazing show!

  58. Brian May 31, 2018 at 4:19 pm #

    David Cross will make you “ Jump Jump”

  59. Janie Faison May 31, 2018 at 6:32 pm #

    “I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I’M BUY-CURIOUS!”

    I have never seen him perform! Pick me!

  60. Jennie June 1, 2018 at 1:13 pm #

    Pick me!

  61. Amy June 1, 2018 at 3:06 pm #

    This would be amazing. He has been in so many of my favorite shows.

  62. Amy June 1, 2018 at 3:09 pm #

    This would be hilarious. Hope I get picked!

  63. Cara June 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm #

    Please make me laugh

  64. Melissa June 1, 2018 at 5:30 pm #

    Yes!

  65. Laurel Saunders June 3, 2018 at 10:26 am #

    Sounds awesome!

  66. Sascha June 3, 2018 at 1:47 pm #

    He’s hilarious!

  67. Christopher Odell Fowler June 5, 2018 at 12:17 pm #

    I’ve been fishing in the Bering Sea (a very non-comical environment) and desperately need a laugh!

  68. Robert June 5, 2018 at 12:26 pm #

    Would love to see David Cross live!

  69. Theresa June 5, 2018 at 12:33 pm #

    I love to laugh and David Cross helps make it happen

  70. Kalahulani June 5, 2018 at 12:40 pm #

    I love his band.

  71. Rachel Barksdale June 5, 2018 at 1:06 pm #

    Because he’s my favorite character on arrested development

  72. Crystal June 5, 2018 at 1:20 pm #

    Love to see his performance~

  73. Alex June 5, 2018 at 1:23 pm #

    Because I just blue myself

  74. Jamie Veira June 5, 2018 at 1:28 pm #

    Please and Thank you!

  75. Mac Hays June 5, 2018 at 2:28 pm #

    I have loved David since I read “I drink for a reason” on the plane and had to physically restrain myself from laughing too loud. Dude is seriously so funny. I would love to see him.

  76. Mark June 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm #

    Oh Come On…let me go!

  77. Bob MacKay June 5, 2018 at 2:41 pm #

    Remember when he wanted to join Blue Man Group?

  78. Molli Taylor June 5, 2018 at 4:11 pm #

    david cross cracks me up, and i really need a little comic relief right now!

  79. Amy June 5, 2018 at 8:21 pm #

    This would be so great! Rewatching Arrested Development for about the fourth time, lol.

  80. Brad June 5, 2018 at 9:12 pm #

    Comedy is good for the soul

  81. Alex Doster June 6, 2018 at 7:53 am #

    If I don’t win tickets there’s always money in the banana stand.

  82. MARC June 7, 2018 at 4:32 pm #

    Id love to see david cross!

  83. Shannon Milliman June 7, 2018 at 4:34 pm #

    I promise I will laugh…

  84. Deborah Lusk June 7, 2018 at 5:18 pm #

    I need a good laugh!

  85. Kevin Scott Williams June 7, 2018 at 6:53 pm #

    Now this guy is Funny

  86. Mike June 7, 2018 at 10:35 pm #

    I am a fan of of David’s and am even a fan of who he married. His wife Amber Tamblyn is awesome too. Hope I win these tickets to see this funny guy.

  87. Michelle Thomas June 8, 2018 at 8:41 am #

    I love David Cross and would an adult night out!

  88. Amy June 8, 2018 at 9:35 am #

    Tobias Funke! I have loved him since Mr. Show, and that was quite some time ago. I love comedy! Pick me to win!

  89. Alyssa Nicholas June 8, 2018 at 9:46 am #

    Hey-ya. The next two weeks are finals week AND simultaneously I am looking for a job. My life is all tests and interviews right now.. sadface. Help this girl keep her smile on please.

  90. jamey billig June 8, 2018 at 10:00 am #

    Pick me! I promise not ot heckle!

  91. Whitney Hansen June 10, 2018 at 8:34 am #

    Yes please!!!!!

  92. Ryan June 11, 2018 at 3:01 pm #

    pick me!

  93. Dick Dragon June 12, 2018 at 10:10 am #

    I would love to take this opportunity to see if he is as goofy looking in person, as he is on tv. I will report back!

  94. Amy June 12, 2018 at 12:14 pm #

    Yyyyyesss!! David Cross is amazing!

  95. Therese Long June 12, 2018 at 12:22 pm #

    Yesssssss!!!!! Pick me, pick me!

  96. Jason Jancosek June 12, 2018 at 12:23 pm #

    I’ve been a fan since Mr. Show, but have never seen him live. I’ve been out of work for a while now and can’t rationalize spending $40+ on a ticket, but if they were gratis, that’d be awesome. Do the right thing and choo-choo-choose me.

  97. Judy Castillo June 12, 2018 at 12:28 pm #

    Really need to laugh and this would do the trick! FIngers crossed :-)

  98. Rebecca June 12, 2018 at 12:29 pm #

    Oh Come On” I want to see the funniest man alive

  99. JOHN POMIETLASZ June 12, 2018 at 1:17 pm #

    Jokes are healthy.

  100. Gary Sanders June 12, 2018 at 1:25 pm #

    I thought I was here for Sinbad tickets, but I suppose David Cross will do. Yes, please.

  101. Jamey Thom June 12, 2018 at 1:33 pm #

    As a fellow analrapist I feel like my expert judgement is required to determine how funny this event is…..

  102. Will June 12, 2018 at 1:40 pm #

    How do we enter to win? I’m already on the email list and would love to see this show.

  103. CHRIS MILLER June 12, 2018 at 3:29 pm #

    Now he is funny

  104. Heather June 12, 2018 at 3:39 pm #

    Because I’m still unsure about never-nudes and feel I need additional motivation to pursue as a lifestyle…or a refresher at least.

  105. Gaytha June 12, 2018 at 10:31 pm #

    Whoa, so many David Cross fans, that’s awesome. I too would love to see him via Free Tickets. Thanks

  106. Kathy Pederson June 13, 2018 at 7:08 am #

    I guess having cable brings the world into your home. I can’t afford cable, so I’ve never heard of the guy. Going to his show would probably educate me as to what comedians are talking about these days. It would be an fun experience to laugh in public.

  107. Jorden Schmidt June 14, 2018 at 1:18 pm #

    Because David Cross is the funniest man alive!

  108. Taylor Pulsipher June 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm #

    I’m obsessed with David Cross and would love to win these! Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

  109. Will M. June 14, 2018 at 2:28 pm #

    I would like to go because, I too, would like a banger in the mouth.

  110. William Dollarhide June 14, 2018 at 3:14 pm #

    This show would rock!

  111. Carol June 14, 2018 at 3:50 pm #

    Oh come on….. Hilarity ensues, and the beat goes on….

  112. T. Eva June 14, 2018 at 4:31 pm #

    Sounds like a fun evening! I’d love to win.

  113. Peter Hope June 14, 2018 at 5:36 pm #

    Oh come on and pick me for this excellent opportunity to enjoy the humor of David Cross.

  114. Kim June 15, 2018 at 9:43 pm #

    If you pick me, I will show up in a never nude, blue man group outfit! I absolutely love David!!

  115. Maria June 17, 2018 at 9:16 pm #

    Pick me! Pick me! My husband and I love David Cross! Fingers crossed!

  116. Herschel Hill June 19, 2018 at 11:51 am #

    We fly in from Phoenix the day of the show. A David Cross set in the cool confines of Crystal Ballroom would be a perfect start to a weeklong vacation in Portland. Damn, we need to move to Portland!

  117. Rachel June 19, 2018 at 12:14 pm #

    It would be a great night out! I love David Cross but have never seen him live and could use a night of laughter. Thanks for the opportunity!

  118. jodi June 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm #

    would love to see this live!

  119. Scott June 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm #

    Oh come on, pick me! Love this guy and need some chuckles right about now.

  120. Greg June 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm #

    Shut up you f*cking baby! ;-)

  121. Brandi Anderson June 19, 2018 at 12:20 pm #

    David Cross is hilarious, would love to go see him!

  122. Therese Long June 19, 2018 at 12:29 pm #

    Perfect gift for my brother!

  123. CHRIS MILLER June 19, 2018 at 12:54 pm #

    HE IS FUNNY

  124. Pam June 19, 2018 at 1:17 pm #

    Three years running I have had terrible luck: a cardiac tumor, breast cancer and a broken shoulder. I need something funny in my life and I LOVE David Cross. :)

  125. amy harris June 19, 2018 at 2:10 pm #

    There is so much to love about David Cross. This would be a great night to celebrate our anniversary on June 26. Thx for the opportunity to enter!

  126. Amy June 19, 2018 at 2:13 pm #

    So much to love about David Cross! So many comedic moments flash back in my head. This would be a great anniversary gift! Thx pdxpipeline for the opportunity to enter!

  127. Brian June 19, 2018 at 2:36 pm #

    David Cross. Searingly true humor… and Ronnie Dobbs, “You get down from there!”

  128. Trish June 19, 2018 at 3:37 pm #

    I’d like to win these for my son so he can take me along!

  129. Brooke June 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm #

    Well shit

  130. Monica June 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm #

    I love Amber Tamblyn.

  131. Chris Dalton June 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm #

    Yes please!

  132. Chris June 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm #

    Yes please!

  133. MK June 21, 2018 at 3:40 pm #

    This sounds amazing!

  134. Don Tidwell June 21, 2018 at 3:42 pm #

    hail satan!

  135. Drew June 21, 2018 at 4:47 pm #

    Would love to check David cross out! I need a good laugh!
    Thnx!

  136. Judy W June 21, 2018 at 8:49 pm #

    David Cross, I just got out of the hospital so please make me laugh!

  137. BILL B June 21, 2018 at 9:20 pm #

    In this time of turmoil and stress, who couldn’t use a good laugh?

  138. Rachel June 21, 2018 at 10:51 pm #

    Whoop whoop!

  139. verena coury June 21, 2018 at 11:43 pm #

    Its my actual birthday! ID to prove it! This would be the BEST present I would receive! Probably the only present…

  140. Syleta Harkins June 22, 2018 at 2:35 am #

    “Oh, Come On”… Please let me win the tickets! I could really use some laughs about now!

  141. Chandra Gallipeau June 22, 2018 at 8:27 am #

    Oh, come on! It’s david Cross! Of course I’d love to go!

  142. Yossi June 23, 2018 at 10:29 am #

    Oh I’d LOVE to win tickets, please : ) ❤️

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