Win Tickets ($78): Nick Offerman – Full Bush Tour @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall | Second Show Added! Humorist, Writer & Woodworker, Parks and Recreation

We are giving away a pair of tickets to the 5:30 show of Nick Offerman – Full Bush Tour @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on October 1. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, September 25.



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From our sponsors:
Nick Offerman – Full Bush Tour
October 1, 2017
5:30 p.m. & 8 p.m. | $39-$59 | All Ages
More info: ev6.evenue.net

Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
1037 SW Broadway, Portland, OR 97205

Back by popular demand, humorist, writer and woodworker Nick Offerman is bringing his highly successful Full Bush solo stand-up show back on the road, and to Portland’s own Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall! Offerman comes to Portland with a collection of his sawdusty musings on survival in the wild, living with enthusiasm, and most importantly, the cultivation of fulsome body hair. Tickets to the 5:30pm show are On Sale Now!

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387 Responses to Win Tickets ($78): Nick Offerman – Full Bush Tour @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall | Second Show Added! Humorist, Writer & Woodworker, Parks and Recreation

  1. katie August 25, 2017 at 12:14 pm #

    I will be visiting Portland during Oct 1! Would love to win !!

    • Megan August 31, 2017 at 2:53 pm #

      My boyfriend and I just finished parks and rec and it would be incredible to see Nick live!

    • Kathleen Rogers August 31, 2017 at 3:49 pm #

      My husbaand’d love this & it’d be a great bday gift for him!

    • Bronwyn September 6, 2017 at 7:52 am #

      Because I had to force my boyfriend to watch parks and rec and the only reason he kept watching it was because of Mr offerman.

    • Christina September 7, 2017 at 3:44 pm #

      Because Nick Offerman!

    • Tessa B September 29, 2017 at 8:03 am #

      Because Nick Offerman makes my stomach hurt from laughter & I could use a little sunshine in my life

  2. Katrina Kellmer August 25, 2017 at 12:33 pm #

    To Laugh is so healing. I would enjoy going to this.

  3. Amanda August 25, 2017 at 12:55 pm #

    My husband and I are newlyweds and Nick’s comedy has always been something we’ve both enjoyed. So this would be the perfect date for us!

  4. Megan August 25, 2017 at 1:22 pm #

    Because he taught me never to half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing

  5. Meghan August 25, 2017 at 1:46 pm #

    Ummmmm I hope he is still playing Bye Bye Little Sebastian. I wanna go!

  6. Drew August 25, 2017 at 2:25 pm #

    So goooood. Nick in the Little Hours was so amazing- the smallest roles are still gold when he plays them.

  7. Anne August 25, 2017 at 2:27 pm #

    It’s *plane* to see it would *mitre* so much if I *saw* Nick’s show.

  8. Michael Cheaney August 25, 2017 at 2:59 pm #

    Great comedian

  9. Michael Cheaney August 25, 2017 at 2:59 pm #

    Great comedian. would be excellent

  10. Kimberly B. August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm #

    This would be a perfect night out for my husband and I.

  11. Stephane August 25, 2017 at 5:12 pm #

    What a perfect birthday gift this would be for me (mine is Sept 29)!!! Omg my bearded hubby and I would loooove this!!!!

  12. Riley Price August 25, 2017 at 5:14 pm #

    BECAUSE NICK OFFERMAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

  13. Riley Price August 25, 2017 at 5:16 pm #

    plus it’s the day after my birthday. the big two four✌️

  14. Annalisa August 25, 2017 at 5:41 pm #

    Nick is one of my favorite comedians/actors. I would love to go to his show!

  15. ryan August 25, 2017 at 5:45 pm #

    Full bush!

  16. Tim August 25, 2017 at 5:57 pm #

    …just 5 minutes earlier at the table in our kitchen….

    Me: “Husband, would you be interested in attending the 5:30PM, late matinee Nick Offerman show in October?”

    Husband: “Who’s Nick Offerman?”

    Me: …in disbelief… – “How could you ask that question nearly two decades into our relationship?” I then show him a photo of the man behind “Full Bush”.

    Husband: …enthusiastically….”That’s the woodwright that doubles as an actor.” “Yes!”

    Me: …(to myself)…”bless his handsome heart, he remembers more than I thought.”

  17. jordon August 25, 2017 at 6:36 pm #

    bring on the bush would be a first comedy show for me

  18. Jaime Logan August 25, 2017 at 8:12 pm #

    Nick Offerman is amazing! Versatile, stoic, and always hilarious. It would be an honor to see him. So glad they put up the second show time. Thanks

  19. Kathy August 25, 2017 at 9:06 pm #

    Love him and his take on life. And as a side note my brother looks like him and has the same mannerisms. Makes me laugh all the time!!

  20. Pamela August 25, 2017 at 9:06 pm #

    It would be completely awesome to win these! Huge fan!!!

  21. Brigitt H August 25, 2017 at 9:13 pm #

    My husband and I saw him and Megan Mullally during their Summer of 69 Tour, and laughed so hard we cried! Would love to be able to see this amazing man and comedian in person again!

  22. Michael August 25, 2017 at 9:14 pm #

    Nick Offerman is one funny dude. Would love to laugh for a bit and forget all of the craziness in the world and watch a great comedian. Hope I win these tickets.

  23. Tyler Hartman August 25, 2017 at 9:19 pm #

    I’ve dressed like Nick (Ron Swanson) for every Halloween, for the last half decade. I have his bobble head on my desk. He is a hero to all!

  24. Kelsey August 25, 2017 at 10:31 pm #

    love him

  25. Cory Dunn August 26, 2017 at 1:56 am #

    I love Nick Offerman! Ive read his books. Ive watched his specials. I scream his name when I climax.

  26. Michelynah Anderegg August 26, 2017 at 7:09 am #

    I would love to attend!

  27. Alaina August 26, 2017 at 8:00 am #

    I’ve seen Nick Offerman in movies and on TV. I’ve even read his books! I’d love to see his stand up and I’d love to take my busy friend, who is a nurse and loves Offerman, with me to the show!

  28. Sarah Sackett August 26, 2017 at 9:20 am #

    Nick & Megan are our relationship role models. My fiancé would be so excited to go

  29. Emma August 26, 2017 at 10:55 am #

    I love Nick!! I’ve never been to a live comedy show before and would love for this to be my first one!!

  30. Nick August 26, 2017 at 10:57 am #

    Who wouldn’t want to see a modern National Treasure!

  31. Megan August 26, 2017 at 10:59 am #

    Hoping I can win tickets to see one of my favorite funny men what a perfect belated birthday gift

  32. Amanda Davis August 26, 2017 at 1:19 pm #

    He’s my favorite! I would love to go.

  33. JockJamz2077 August 26, 2017 at 1:22 pm #

    Nick Offerman is my spirit animal also that’s also my birthday. This would be a great way to spend a weeknight.

  34. Lela August 26, 2017 at 2:05 pm #

    Love to go!

  35. Lauren Meyers August 26, 2017 at 3:21 pm #

    This guy is hilarious! Who wouldnt want to go!? :)

  36. Mike August 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm #

    I loved Nick Offerman on Parks & Recreation and would love to see him do his thing at the Schnitz. With Trump and the gang bringing us to the brink of disaster it would be nice to see a great comedy show and laugh a bit.

  37. Catherine August 26, 2017 at 4:47 pm #

    OMG yes please!

  38. Heather August 26, 2017 at 5:45 pm #

    This would be a wonderful early birthday treat!

  39. Jeremy Lopez August 26, 2017 at 11:16 pm #

    Nick Offerman is my HERO! He’s every bit of grumpy, sarcastic, gleeful that I want to be when I’m old! Please send me so that I may worship his heavenly moustache!

  40. Jessie August 27, 2017 at 11:48 am #

    Every night after work, my boyfriend and I look up comics on YouTube. This would be a little classier. Lol

  41. TJ August 27, 2017 at 1:36 pm #

    Beards are manly. I need support in growing mine to his epic proportions. And, well, of course… Meat.

  42. Nancy Glassman August 27, 2017 at 4:21 pm #

    Love Nick. Thanks for having the giveaway.

  43. candra August 27, 2017 at 5:25 pm #

    nick offerman always wears the best facial hair. …i want to see it in person!

  44. Stacy M Jorge August 27, 2017 at 11:32 pm #

    Scotch, beards, and a night of laughs? Yes please

  45. Lauren Q August 28, 2017 at 7:13 am #

    My fiance and I saw Summer of 69 (no apostrophe) for Valentine’s day and this would be an excellent 5 year anniversary date, especially if followed by a delicious meal of breakfast food and/or meat tornadoes.

  46. Chris Webb August 28, 2017 at 8:20 am #

    Nick is great!!

  47. Kathleen August 28, 2017 at 9:19 am #

    YAS Please

  48. Felecia August 28, 2017 at 9:19 am #

    I need EVEN MORE Nick Offerman in my life! I’ve only seen him on the telly, i’d love to see him in ‘real’ ;)

    • Felecia August 28, 2017 at 9:19 am #

      *in ‘real’ LIFE woooo!

  49. Marc August 28, 2017 at 9:37 am #

    He is hilarious! I would love to see him!

  50. Steven August 28, 2017 at 12:30 pm #

    I would love a fun night out. The belly laugh would be great

  51. Emily August 28, 2017 at 3:08 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman and a night out laughing sounds amazing!

  52. cherie August 28, 2017 at 3:41 pm #

    Nick is a comedic treasure with a deep soul and profound voice. I would love to see his live show!

  53. Ellie August 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm #

    Yes please!

  54. Drew August 28, 2017 at 8:26 pm #

    SAWDUSTY MUSINGS.

  55. Gabie H August 28, 2017 at 9:21 pm #

    Seeing Nick would be so fun, my boyfriend and I could use a date night and tickets are just out of our budget.

  56. Ulabrook August 29, 2017 at 8:13 am #

    Want to go!!! Need a comedy date night with my husband, sooooo bad! Pick us please!!

  57. April C. August 29, 2017 at 8:23 am #

    I know this will be an amazingly popular giveaway but I am still going to hold out hope! My boyfriend’s birthday was overshadowed by a family wedding and I would love to win tickets to make it up to him. He is seriously the embodiment of both Nick Offerman and Ron Swanson AT THE SAME TIME! Crazy, right?

  58. Emily August 29, 2017 at 12:20 pm #

    My boyfriend loves NIck Offerman. What a treat this would be!

  59. Rich Allen August 29, 2017 at 12:21 pm #

    Nick is that dinner in your beard?

  60. Kristen M August 29, 2017 at 12:22 pm #

    I’m a huge fan! I would love to go to this show and a chance to win tickets would be incredible. Thank you

  61. Molly D August 29, 2017 at 12:22 pm #

    Oh lordy, Nick Offerman is my husband’s spirit animal and nothing would make him happier! Who wouldn’t love a bearded libertarian woodworker?!

  62. Sandra August 29, 2017 at 12:24 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman, it would be amazing to see him live!

  63. DT August 29, 2017 at 12:28 pm #

    OMG OMG OMG please. Too overwhelmed with excitement to be coherent. Just.Yes.Please.

  64. Christopher August 29, 2017 at 12:28 pm #

    I’d like to win tickets to attend this event to finally find out what humor is

  65. Grant August 29, 2017 at 12:29 pm #

    WHAT!!?? What a great (and Manly) specimen! Have read all his books and would love to go to this show!

  66. Kathy August 29, 2017 at 12:29 pm #

    My 21 year old son has been a huge Nick Offerman fan for years! This would be amazing to go see.

  67. Anne-Marie Johnson August 29, 2017 at 12:29 pm #

    Hey! I like to laugh!

  68. Sarah August 29, 2017 at 12:30 pm #

    Nick is hysterical… and my husbands hero, so obviously would be great to win these tickets for him!

  69. Sarah August 29, 2017 at 12:31 pm #

    Nick Offerman is hilarious and it would bring me a lot of joy to see him.

  70. Jana Woodson August 29, 2017 at 12:31 pm #

    I’d like to win these tickets because I really need a good laugh at some new comedy. You can only rewatch the Office and Parks and Rec so many times.

  71. Rachel Terry August 29, 2017 at 12:34 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman!

  72. Julie August 29, 2017 at 12:35 pm #

    Love him and would love to see him live! What a great venue too!

  73. Karla S. August 29, 2017 at 12:36 pm #

    It would be amazing to see real comedy genius in person. Thank you for all you do to make these events happen!

  74. Stefanie August 29, 2017 at 12:37 pm #

    Because, just like Ron Swanson, everyone should be paranoid about receiving junk mail!

  75. Kris M August 29, 2017 at 12:39 pm #

    He’s one funny guy!

  76. Chamille August 29, 2017 at 12:43 pm #

    I would LOVE to see this man!! He is insightful and is what our nation needs. A good ol bearded slap in the face!

  77. Liz August 29, 2017 at 12:47 pm #

    Me please! Would love to go.

  78. Brian Friesen August 29, 2017 at 12:49 pm #

    I would like to hone my woodworking skills.

  79. Liz Woodworth August 29, 2017 at 12:57 pm #

    My hubby and I are HUGE fans of Nick!!! We’d love to see him live!

  80. Jessica August 29, 2017 at 1:04 pm #

    The mania wise beyond his years and I would love to gain his knowledge in person!

  81. Mika August 29, 2017 at 1:04 pm #

    It’s Ron!!!!! Would LOVE to take a friend on a much needed night out of laughs! She’s Swanson obsessed!

  82. Jami Roberts August 29, 2017 at 1:07 pm #

    I love him,he is so great.

  83. Amber August 29, 2017 at 1:07 pm #

    A birthday present? For me? Oh thank you! Why yes, I would love to see Nick Offerman just in time for my birthday.

  84. Nicole August 29, 2017 at 1:11 pm #

    My life is a fucking mess and I need to laugh

  85. Adam Rodakowski August 29, 2017 at 1:27 pm #

    Because I too love bacon and eggs!

  86. Katrina Matthews August 29, 2017 at 1:59 pm #

    Nick is great! I need a good laugh, I am long over due for one.

  87. Sandra August 29, 2017 at 2:14 pm #

    My favorite comedian crush!!! This man makes me laugh til my tummy hurts. I’d LOVE to win tix to see him live!

  88. J. Pilato August 29, 2017 at 2:16 pm #

    I want to go because Ron Swanson is what America needs…

  89. Jamie August 29, 2017 at 2:25 pm #

    I need more bush in my life…

  90. Darrion August 29, 2017 at 2:36 pm #

    Would love to laugh uncontrollably with my wife! Oh and also show her what a real mans beard looks like (Maybe she will let me grow it out)

  91. Bree August 29, 2017 at 2:48 pm #

    Would so love to see Nick Offerman live. He’s one of my favorites!

  92. Julius August 29, 2017 at 2:49 pm #

    Ooh, Huge fan of Nick Offerman.
    It would be great to catch him Live!

  93. Deborah Lusk August 29, 2017 at 4:55 pm #

    Puleeeeeese pick me!!!

  94. jamey billig August 29, 2017 at 5:01 pm #

    I would laugh my mustache off!

  95. Andy Gospodnetich August 29, 2017 at 5:38 pm #

    I would love to take my wife to see Nick Offerman at the Schnitz!! He always makes us laugh!

  96. Teresa August 29, 2017 at 5:48 pm #

    Sounds like fun!

  97. Joanne August 29, 2017 at 8:15 pm #

    Love him

  98. Allie August 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm #

    Because I love breakfast foods and anti-government bearded men! Yay Nick Offerman! For real tho, my bf and I will be moving to Portland next week for his job and we would love to win these tickets!!

  99. Charity August 29, 2017 at 9:20 pm #

    Mr. Offerman makes me laugh for days!

  100. Lauren August 29, 2017 at 9:52 pm #

    I would love to see Nick Offerman’s full bush!

  101. Athena Thomas August 29, 2017 at 9:58 pm #

    Would love to go simply because he’s a comic genius and to see him live would be a once in a lifetime event to cross of the Bucket List for sure.

  102. Heidi August 29, 2017 at 10:17 pm #

    I heart Nick Offerman!!!

  103. Joseph August 30, 2017 at 12:24 am #

    Though I would accept a seat in Portland’s hallowed hall, I would prefer to refinish grandpa’s rocking chair and listen to America’s greatest humorist thusly.

  104. Scott August 30, 2017 at 7:27 am #

    Pick me, he’s funny

  105. Bethany August 30, 2017 at 8:04 am #

    Please, please, please send me! Nick Offerman is my favorite!!!!

  106. Taylor Pulsipher August 30, 2017 at 8:25 am #

    Oh man. This guy is my hero.

  107. Deena August 30, 2017 at 9:54 am #

    This would be a fun night!

  108. Chenin Chappell August 30, 2017 at 11:38 am #

    Would love to celebrate our anniversary at this show! Comedy fans!!! We love PDXPipeline!

  109. Amy August 30, 2017 at 3:21 pm #

    He is such a funny comedian. My friend Andrew and I have always loved watching his standup and would love to see him live at this event!

  110. chris August 30, 2017 at 4:15 pm #

    this would be a great early birthday gift

  111. Emily August 30, 2017 at 6:44 pm #

    Love Nick and would love to win this!!!

  112. Alyson August 30, 2017 at 11:21 pm #

    My boyfriend will be turning 21 in October! Considering all of his conversations are composed of Nick Offerman quotes it’s safe to say he’d love to attend.

  113. Travis August 31, 2017 at 11:41 am #

    His facial hair is the stuff of legend and to see it in person would be a dream!

  114. Brett A. August 31, 2017 at 11:56 am #

    When it comes to his mustache, does he measure twice and cut once?

    Love to see the Schnitz. : )

  115. Sarah Crawford August 31, 2017 at 12:49 pm #

    Commenting to win!

  116. Cory August 31, 2017 at 2:40 pm #

    Nick the Dick, …..and then some!!

  117. Peter August 31, 2017 at 2:43 pm #

    Huge fan! Would love to see him!

  118. Jewel August 31, 2017 at 2:45 pm #

    He is hilarious and would be amazing to see live!

  119. Heather Love August 31, 2017 at 2:48 pm #

    i would love to hear more about this full bush!

  120. Colin August 31, 2017 at 2:50 pm #

    I have a canoe, a beard, and it’s my anniversary.

  121. Colin August 31, 2017 at 2:50 pm #

    I have a canoe, a beard, and it’s my anniversary.

  122. Holly August 31, 2017 at 2:52 pm #

    Such a Legend, would love to witness.

  123. Mikey B August 31, 2017 at 2:53 pm #

    I hear he likes wood. And bacon.

  124. Krys August 31, 2017 at 2:57 pm #

    A night of laughter would be oh so welcome!

  125. Don Tidwell August 31, 2017 at 3:01 pm #

    i just came here to see Duke Silver

  126. Jennifer August 31, 2017 at 3:04 pm #

    That guy is the bomb! Yes please…. :)

  127. Michelle August 31, 2017 at 3:07 pm #

    Nick Offerman is hilarious and my wife and I have yet to go to a show at Schnitzer, would love to see both!

  128. Michele August 31, 2017 at 3:16 pm #

    Hello! We would love to win tickets. My husband and I are on two different work shifts and this would give us an amazing reason to stop and take time to reconnect. Thx!

  129. Chris August 31, 2017 at 3:25 pm #

    This would be a great date with my wife!

  130. James August 31, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    Funny, Funny man…
    Thanks for the opportunity

  131. Leilayni August 31, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    My partner and I have not gone out together in years and we are about to have a 3rd baby. This would be an awesome date night to last us another couple years.

  132. Rachel August 31, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    My husband and I LOVE Nick Offerman. P.S. we’re newly weds. :)

  133. Cara August 31, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    yes, yes, yes please!

  134. Carla DiNucci August 31, 2017 at 3:36 pm #

    Even a momentary chuckle would be welcome these days, but with Nick I would expect to actually reach full belly laugh. Great to be able to enjoy with a friend.

  135. Vanessa August 31, 2017 at 3:39 pm #

    Offerman is my life! I would love to go!

  136. Mark J Holan August 31, 2017 at 3:41 pm #

    Everybody has great reasons to see this show, so I will join the club. 2017 has been an awful year for me and I personally believe that I deserve a bit of good karma after everything that has occurred. We all need a good laugh, a time for fun and this would bring some cheer into my life. Picking me would be worthwhile for you because it would bring me great joy.

  137. Aurelia August 31, 2017 at 3:51 pm #

    Yes. I would enjoy this.

  138. Kacy August 31, 2017 at 3:54 pm #

    OFFERMAN!! Yes, would love to win these tix!

  139. Jill August 31, 2017 at 4:08 pm #

    I have no fiancé, or husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, or mammals etc… to please by winning these tickets. I admire Nick, and would truly be interested and delighted to hear him speak. Plus, I too am a fine craftsperson, thought I work as a welder. He would like me!
    Hey- maybe I could find a date if I got these tickets??

  140. Sarah August 31, 2017 at 4:57 pm #

    There is NOTHING I’d rather do at 5:30pm on Monday, September 25th!!! Misadventures In Sawdust was the last gift I gave my boyfriend because we both think he’s pretty much the best guy alive. We will tattoo Nick Offerman’s face on us if we win tickets!

  141. Stephen Nguyen August 31, 2017 at 5:16 pm #

    Because I need more Ron Swanson in my life!!!

  142. Sara August 31, 2017 at 5:20 pm #

    I miss Ron Swanson!

  143. Robbie Lewis August 31, 2017 at 5:42 pm #

    I just hope my wife doesn’t get jealous while I’m staring at my mancrush.

  144. Karl Michael jacobson August 31, 2017 at 6:39 pm #

    A very huge Please and an equal value of thank you!!!

  145. Susan H August 31, 2017 at 6:39 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman!!! I want to win these tickets

  146. Aleks August 31, 2017 at 6:59 pm #

    How cool is this? So Fun. Pick me.

  147. Crystal August 31, 2017 at 8:19 pm #

    I can has laffs?

  148. panda August 31, 2017 at 8:44 pm #

    the man is a friggin god

  149. Deborah August 31, 2017 at 9:16 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman!

    I can’t wait to hear all about his full bush. ;)

    I would love to go to this show so much.

    Thank you.

  150. Alan M August 31, 2017 at 9:27 pm #

    Good time for full bush.

  151. Lauren cohen August 31, 2017 at 10:44 pm #

    Nick offer an tickles my funny bone! Hope I get to see him live!!!

    • Lauren cohen August 31, 2017 at 10:45 pm #

      Nick Offerman* tickles my
      Funny bone! Hope I get this freebie!!

  152. Tim August 31, 2017 at 11:27 pm #

    That guy is hysterical. Tickets please!!

  153. Tahni August 31, 2017 at 11:43 pm #

    I love his dry humor!

  154. Erica Hand September 1, 2017 at 5:14 am #

    This would be a great date night for my boyfriend and me. Please!!

  155. Sandy R September 1, 2017 at 6:33 am #

    My husband and daughter are huge fans of Nick Offerman, this would be a great night for them!

  156. Brandi Anderson September 1, 2017 at 11:00 am #

    Nick Offerman is hilarious!

  157. Jen September 1, 2017 at 11:00 am #

    One of my favorites! Would love to take my honey. :)

  158. julie September 1, 2017 at 12:54 pm #

    We would love to go!!!

  159. Dawn September 1, 2017 at 1:33 pm #

    I’ll take a fellow bearded one with me for the show.

  160. Chris September 1, 2017 at 2:36 pm #

    I need a break and some joy in my life right now. This would be a great surprise

  161. Anthony September 1, 2017 at 6:31 pm #

    Nick Offerman is god and this would be amazing!

  162. Julia September 1, 2017 at 7:03 pm #

    Best birthday present ever

  163. Julia September 2, 2017 at 8:44 am #

    He is a very funny man.

  164. Jayme September 2, 2017 at 10:52 am #

    Becaus I love him in parks and rec!

  165. Scott September 2, 2017 at 11:15 am #

    I want to sniff his beard, please let me. Thanks PDX Pipeline!

  166. TK September 2, 2017 at 3:29 pm #

    Because clear alcohol is for rich women on diets. Love him soooo much!!

  167. Jenn September 3, 2017 at 8:34 am #

    I’ve seen him in shows and think he’d be amazing in person!

  168. Brad September 3, 2017 at 10:46 am #

    Full Bush!

  169. TaraFM September 3, 2017 at 2:05 pm #

    Oh yes, get us there!

  170. jennifer September 4, 2017 at 12:02 pm #

    I can only imagine how funny he must be in person, unless I get free tickets….. ;)

  171. Amanda September 4, 2017 at 3:45 pm #

    Nick Offerman is my spirit animal. We must be reunited.

  172. Tim schroeder September 4, 2017 at 4:35 pm #

    Would like to see Nick! Be nice change of pace in my life!!

  173. Robert Bryant September 4, 2017 at 4:36 pm #

    “The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.”
    ~Nick Offerman

    He’s pretty much my hero.

  174. Daniella September 4, 2017 at 4:38 pm #

    My boyfriend loves him in parks and recs! I would love to surprise him with this tickets!

  175. Nick Offerman September 4, 2017 at 4:39 pm #

    Drunk on Lagavulin, not really sure what this is?

  176. Stephane A Bryant September 4, 2017 at 4:40 pm #

    Nick Offerman is my hero! And his adorable giggle is the best!!! My hubby and I would loooove this!

  177. Vannesa Herrera September 4, 2017 at 4:41 pm #

    One does not simply just live in Portland and miss Nick Offerman in town…..

  178. KB September 4, 2017 at 4:42 pm #

    Would love an evening of laughter. It’s good for the soul and my soul at this point in time could really use it.

  179. Lindsey September 4, 2017 at 4:51 pm #

    This would be amazing.

  180. Bailey B September 4, 2017 at 5:09 pm #

    I want to show Nick offerman my full bush
    Also he reminds me of the dad I wish I had

  181. Mckenzie September 4, 2017 at 5:22 pm #

    LOVE this bushy faced man! He has such a unique sense of humor, I would be honored to see him live :)

  182. Courtney September 4, 2017 at 5:37 pm #

    My fiance REALLY wants to go. But we are tight on funds. I would love to surprise him!

  183. Marisa Fonseca September 4, 2017 at 5:47 pm #

    Would love to take my Mr. To see Nick! He loves him :) Thank you!

  184. Monica September 4, 2017 at 6:00 pm #

    Free tickets to see Ron Swanson? That’s one hell of an offer-man!!

  185. Michael Moreno September 4, 2017 at 6:27 pm #

    I want to share the same room as Nick’s mustache.

  186. John September 4, 2017 at 6:27 pm #

    Let’s be honest. I need to learn how to be more of a man. Who better to educamate me on this topic than Ron Swanson himself!

  187. Lyndsay K September 4, 2017 at 6:32 pm #

    Date nights are few and far between with a 3-year-old! Pick me!

  188. Lance September 4, 2017 at 7:14 pm #

    My wife and I are big fans! It’d be fun to get out to a show!

  189. Steven Estrada September 4, 2017 at 7:32 pm #

    I would LOVE to surprise my girlfriend with this! I’m pretty sure that she would marry him instead of me

  190. Teresa Bergan September 4, 2017 at 8:24 pm #

    Because wherever else can you listen to a man’s man discuss bacon manliness and man like stuff and not feel guilty about it? Of course we need to see Nick Offerman!

  191. Linda Stafford September 4, 2017 at 8:38 pm #

    Nick is my Lumberjack wet dream. Please chose me to see him live!

  192. Diana P September 4, 2017 at 8:44 pm #

    His humor is completely fantastic and so well executed. Would love to see him!!

  193. Grace September 4, 2017 at 8:52 pm #

    I would love to go!

  194. Alex September 4, 2017 at 8:53 pm #

    Sounds fun!

  195. Rhiannon September 4, 2017 at 9:23 pm #

    After teaching 2nd grade all day, I need to have some adult time. I would love to share these tickets with my boyfriend so we can “adult” together. We both have been huge Nick Offerman fans for years!

  196. Melissa white September 4, 2017 at 9:47 pm #

    He is hilarious and I would love to see him live!

  197. Cat Livingston September 4, 2017 at 10:08 pm #

    My husband & I are in dire need of a date night. What better way to spend it but by seeing Nick Offerman & laughing our butts off? We’re huge fans!!!

  198. Jennifer Pair September 4, 2017 at 11:04 pm #

    I would love to go! This will be an amazing show! Thanks!

  199. Ian Rojas September 4, 2017 at 11:20 pm #

    I want to see Nick Offerman perform because I want to experience what he’s like in real-life. I only know him as Ron Swanson.

  200. Kaeli plaks September 4, 2017 at 11:24 pm #

    I would absolutely love to see him live. Constantly watching reruns of parks n rec ♥️

  201. Rebecca Moy September 5, 2017 at 12:20 am #

    I love Nick and I love wood! It’s a win win!

  202. Janelle September 5, 2017 at 12:21 am #

    Need a good laugh lately! Hope it’s in the cards for me!

  203. Slate September 5, 2017 at 12:32 am #

    My wife has a pretty full bush and I’ve been working with wood since about age 12.

  204. Jen Kadell September 5, 2017 at 7:12 am #

    This is my baby bro’s favorite comedian! He does such hard work for me at our distillery, I’d love to treat him with such an amazing gift!

  205. Chevelle Sopkin September 5, 2017 at 9:29 am #

    “The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.”

    Don’t we all need this kind of humor right now? I would love to see him live!

  206. Deb Broome September 5, 2017 at 10:41 am #

    Because we too are folks of simple tastes: we like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food!

  207. Trillanee Zimmer September 5, 2017 at 10:42 am #

    My sister and love him! I would love to surprise her with tickets.

  208. Kate Rice September 5, 2017 at 10:50 am #

    I really need some laughs.

  209. Laura Bald September 5, 2017 at 12:40 pm #

    I want to win so bad! Nick Offerman is my absolute hero.

  210. Perry September 5, 2017 at 12:48 pm #

    When I first did Movember back in 2011, multiple people told me I looked like his character from Parks & Rec. now we both have beards. I must see if we continue to resemble each other in person!

  211. Andrew September 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm #

    It’s not my birthday, it’s not an anniversary, I don’t have a special connection to Parks & Rec, but I actually have never been to a professional comedy show and I love Nick’s comedic style, so this would be a great first show. Thanks for the opportunity.

  212. Mikel M September 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm #

    Would be great to see him live

  213. Lynn Elsdon September 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm #

    I could give my hubby a special surprise!!!!!

  214. Lisa Marie September 5, 2017 at 1:34 pm #

    “I’m opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.” -Nick Offerman
    He has a point. Seeing him in real life > seeing him on tv

  215. Kristin Cedar September 5, 2017 at 2:18 pm #

    This would be such a fun surprise for my husband!!

  216. Brian September 5, 2017 at 2:36 pm #

    I need to go!

  217. Debbie Lusk September 5, 2017 at 3:16 pm #

    Just pick me… please!

  218. Katie September 5, 2017 at 3:19 pm #

    I would love to win tickets! We are a big fan of Nick Offerman.

  219. Tim_D September 5, 2017 at 4:15 pm #

    Hilarious! Big fan of Nick AND woodworking – should be super fun!!

  220. Chris September 5, 2017 at 4:18 pm #

    Nick taught me to figure out what I want to do and do it. For that I’ll be forever grateful.

  221. Jon September 5, 2017 at 4:33 pm #

    Because life is slplit into two parts: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.

  222. Kimberly B. September 5, 2017 at 6:44 pm #

    I’d love to see him in person. It would be great for my husband and I to go see him together.

  223. Jodi D. September 5, 2017 at 8:09 pm #

    It’s almost my birthday, and I want to show Nick Offerman the bench I made!

  224. Christopher September 6, 2017 at 6:26 am #

    He is a comedian? Never knew that. Cool guy.

  225. Cody September 6, 2017 at 6:35 am #

    I’m happy to watch Mr. Offerman sit in front of a fire and drink scotch. I am guessing I’d be even happier if he was actually talking.

  226. Marcie September 6, 2017 at 7:22 am #

    THIS would make birthday month complete! Thanks so much! !!

  227. Lainy September 6, 2017 at 10:49 am #

    Because nothing could top seeing the guy that ran around Brooklyn in a Banana costume live in my favorite city.

  228. Mike September 6, 2017 at 2:27 pm #

    This would be great for my daughter’s 21st birthday (yep, same day). She loves Nick, and would be so excited! Thanks for the chance, PDXPipeline! :-)

  229. Jessica Trueman September 6, 2017 at 2:42 pm #

    I’d love to win tickets and I bet it’s a damn good show!

  230. Stephanie September 6, 2017 at 6:09 pm #

    My husband already got to see Nick and Megan perform without me and it’s just not fair! I need this to balance our marriage.

  231. Kayla Brown September 6, 2017 at 7:03 pm #

    Nick is my dream man! Especially on Parks & Rec! Beautiful beard, anti government, pro bacon. I mean…

  232. Amy September 6, 2017 at 7:10 pm #

    Please pick me for tickets for this show! My friend and I absolutely love his comedy and want to see him perform live so badly!

  233. Dawning September 6, 2017 at 8:20 pm #

    Nick Offerman is amazing! My husband and I could really use an amazing night out too!!!

  234. Julia Staisch September 7, 2017 at 12:11 am #

    Id like to win tickets to take my hound dog to see nick. Because as we all know anything under 20 lbs is a cat, and cats are useless.

  235. Jamie September 7, 2017 at 1:02 am #

    It probably would be a great show!

  236. Andrew M.L. September 7, 2017 at 5:16 am #

    How could one not want to witness Offerman live!?

    I want to go this show for many deep, personal reasons (including heartbreak). But mainly if someone else wins, that means I lost.

  237. Evan September 7, 2017 at 6:11 am #

    My wife and I could really use a good laugh and a night out.

  238. Mary Jane Pierce September 7, 2017 at 9:59 am #

    This would be such a stress reliever!

  239. Jorden September 7, 2017 at 11:57 am #

    please :)

  240. Joseph Hewitt September 7, 2017 at 12:44 pm #

    Nick Offerman and I are the same person, but he is me who traveled in time from the future to what is presently the present, and in order to keep the universe from imploding on itself (reverse big bang) he took on the persona of “Nick Offerman”

    Don’t worry your secret is safe on the internet.

    Yours truly,

    Yourself

  241. Alison Pate September 7, 2017 at 2:40 pm #

    He’s so wonderful! I would love to go!

  242. Guy C Smith September 7, 2017 at 2:42 pm #

    Yes would love to see him live

  243. Aurelia September 7, 2017 at 2:46 pm #

    In.

  244. Katie Barlow September 7, 2017 at 2:47 pm #

    WHAT A BLAST this would be! Crossing my fingers on this one!

  245. Lance September 7, 2017 at 2:57 pm #

    Nick is hilarious! I’d love to go

  246. Lauren Mesa September 7, 2017 at 3:12 pm #

    this is during my birthday week and I would love to go! Parks and Rec is my happy place and I adore Nick Offerman!!

  247. toots September 7, 2017 at 3:18 pm #

    Would love to go

  248. dana September 7, 2017 at 3:21 pm #

    This would be the perfect “just married last weekend” date night for us!

  249. Melissa September 7, 2017 at 4:19 pm #

    Man there’s a lot of competition here! ! We could all use some real laughter. I would be ecstatic if I got to enjoy a night of Nick Offerman & it would be such an incredible surprise for my boyfriend to join me!!

  250. Nix September 7, 2017 at 4:32 pm #

    Because Offerman is the best!

  251. Mary Margart Campbell September 7, 2017 at 4:34 pm #

    Will and Grace!

  252. Becca G September 7, 2017 at 4:56 pm #

    Nick is my husband’s absolute favorite celebrity! It would be amazing to surprise him with tickets, and I bet the show will be stoic in an epic way! Please-please-please pick me!

  253. Mathew Trono September 7, 2017 at 5:18 pm #

    I just want to touch his luscious beard

  254. Ann September 7, 2017 at 5:35 pm #

    Laugh needed here!

  255. Robert September 7, 2017 at 5:45 pm #

    It would be awesome to see Nick!!!!

  256. Alan M September 7, 2017 at 7:39 pm #

    It’ll be bush league if I don’t win tix.

  257. Kathleen Beardsworth September 7, 2017 at 8:57 pm #

    Because I love Nick Offerman!!!

  258. Amy W September 7, 2017 at 9:42 pm #

    Because his woodworking book is the best!

  259. catie September 7, 2017 at 10:28 pm #

    whiskey and nick, right?

  260. Vanessa September 7, 2017 at 11:53 pm #

    Nick Offerman is one of my very, very favorites and this is my bday weekend- it would be the best surprise gift!

  261. Jade September 8, 2017 at 8:32 am #

    Nick is so funny! Would love to see his show. Hook a girl up!

  262. Ellie September 8, 2017 at 9:22 am #

    He’s so funny and likable! Count me in please!

  263. Karen C September 8, 2017 at 10:44 am #

    I need to laugh! I need to see Nick Offerman!

  264. Reid September 8, 2017 at 11:33 am #

    I want to see this sexy man…

  265. Brig Otis September 8, 2017 at 12:14 pm #

    Offerman is off the charts funny.

  266. Gigi September 8, 2017 at 12:21 pm #

    My husband and I will be celebrating our anniversary and I’d love to be able to take him!!

  267. Julia September 8, 2017 at 3:10 pm #

    Yassss!!!!my fav

  268. Brian Greenwood September 8, 2017 at 3:41 pm #

    Duke Silver lives!

  269. AJ Amick September 8, 2017 at 4:20 pm #

    People can always benefit from a little extra laughter in their life, especially when it comes to Nick!

  270. Thomas Pham September 8, 2017 at 4:50 pm #

    I love Parks and Rec!

  271. Maggi September 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm #

    I adore this dude and his woodwork.

  272. Stephen Carter September 8, 2017 at 6:19 pm #

    I’d love to win! Nick is one of the funniest and most genuine comedians out there!

  273. Katherine September 8, 2017 at 7:32 pm #

    Hugh fan love his books

  274. Jessica September 8, 2017 at 8:21 pm #

    I need some funny in my life, like STAT! Plus, it’s Nick O!! Crossing all my fingers and toes over here ;)

  275. Danielle September 8, 2017 at 8:29 pm #

    I would love to go see N.O. because I have loved him since Parks and Rec and it would be a great way to celebrate my bday which is just a few days after the show!

  276. Hillary September 8, 2017 at 10:42 pm #

    I love his books and comedy!

  277. Vannesa Herrera September 9, 2017 at 9:26 am #

    I want to hear Nick Offerman play the saxophone live!!! One can only pray!!

  278. Lori September 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm #

    We love Nick Offerman!

  279. Shanti September 9, 2017 at 1:51 pm #

    Fingers crossed!

  280. ana September 9, 2017 at 9:24 pm #

    I love Ron Swanson

  281. PATRICIA MANN September 10, 2017 at 7:12 am #

    LAUGHING ALREADY THINKING ABOUT THIS SHOW…..NICK….HA HA HA HA HA HA
    YES! SEND ME…..THANKS

  282. Jenn Lawrence September 10, 2017 at 9:31 am #

    What a great way to celebrate my bday!

  283. Matthew September 10, 2017 at 3:10 pm #

    This sounds hilarious! Parks and Rec is the best.

  284. Travis September 10, 2017 at 11:20 pm #

    Wife and I would have a blast!!

  285. molli taylor September 11, 2017 at 9:54 am #

    this dude may be the funniest dude alive. would love to see him live.

  286. gail September 12, 2017 at 10:16 am #

    would love to take my BF to this for his bday! he LOVES nick.

  287. Matt September 12, 2017 at 12:25 pm #

    This would be an awesome night out with my wife at the Schnitz! I’ll start growing out my beard now.

  288. Hayley Kimble September 12, 2017 at 12:29 pm #

    “I’d wish [the rest of ] you the best of luck,but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures” – Ron Swanson. HAHAHA. I love his attitude and try to bring it to life in my work days, so would love to see live!

  289. Alexis September 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm #

    This guy just gets me.

  290. Megan September 12, 2017 at 12:55 pm #

    Because it’s Nick Offerman…you don’t need any other reason.

  291. Amy September 12, 2017 at 12:57 pm #

    Please pick me! Really want to see him live!

  292. Rich Allen September 12, 2017 at 1:02 pm #

    Lori’s B-day present…please, please!

  293. Carly September 12, 2017 at 1:08 pm #

    RON SWANSON ALL DAY.

  294. Emily durgan September 12, 2017 at 1:47 pm #

    My husband and I are fans, hoping to win a date night!

  295. Neisha Tuckett September 12, 2017 at 1:50 pm #

    I LOVE NICK OFFERMAN! He is one of my favorite comedians and actors! I would love to attend this show and let my inner fan girl shine! :-)

  296. Jennifer K September 12, 2017 at 3:23 pm #

    Fun funny and funnier. Pick me, please! Thanks!

  297. Jenn September 12, 2017 at 3:57 pm #

    Yes please!

  298. Nicole September 12, 2017 at 6:42 pm #

    I don’t usually like comedy shows/stand-up, but my BF does. I am a fan of Nick Offerman and my BF would so appreciate us going together!

  299. Dave G. September 12, 2017 at 7:34 pm #

    Laugh till you cry!

  300. David Smith September 13, 2017 at 11:48 am #

    I have a beard. He has a beard. I am a lifelong woodworker. He is a lifelong woodworker. I wax philosophical on the human condition. He waxes philosophical on the human condition. I can’t afford the tix. He can’t afford not having one of his greatest admirers in the audience. Let’s make this happen.

  301. Missy Leadford September 13, 2017 at 2:14 pm #

    Nick Offerman speaks to me on a spiritual level. My hisband and I would love to explore our journey of Offermanism even deeper. Tickets to this show would really help out.

  302. Patricis McDevitt September 13, 2017 at 8:49 pm #

    This would be an amazing birthday gift! Happy birthday to meeee

  303. Roheet September 13, 2017 at 11:03 pm #

    I’d love to be blessed by the holy chin hairs that adorn this saint’s visage and receive his gift of laughter and manliness. I imagine by the end of the show, I’ll have grown 3 inches, learned how to tackle a bear, and understood the synergy between man and canoe.

  304. Kevin B September 13, 2017 at 11:41 pm #

    I need a good laugh

  305. conrad September 14, 2017 at 8:40 am #

    he is hilarious!! catching him live would be amazing!! nothing like full bush to get you going…. ha

  306. Stephanie McDonald September 14, 2017 at 11:57 am #

    I’d love to take my full-bush bearded boyfriend to this show! Thank you!

  307. Zach September 14, 2017 at 2:55 pm #

    Love Nick Offerman! I’m sure it will be a great show!

  308. Jessica September 14, 2017 at 3:04 pm #

    I’ve only seen Nick perform as an actor and have never seen his standup! This would be so cool to see!

  309. Karl Michael jacobson September 14, 2017 at 3:07 pm #

    So this one would be fun!!!

  310. Michele Coppola September 14, 2017 at 3:24 pm #

    These tix will get me laid. Please and thank you.

  311. toots September 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm #

    bday month!!!

  312. Albert lopez September 14, 2017 at 6:00 pm #

    Because he has the weirdest laugh

  313. Rob September 14, 2017 at 7:26 pm #

    ::comments in hopes of winning tics::

  314. Charles M September 14, 2017 at 8:12 pm #

    “I’m very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.” – N.O.

  315. Taylor Jones September 15, 2017 at 9:39 am #

    Parks and Rec is one of my all time favorite shows and I connect with Nick Offerman’s character on a deep and spiritual level… :D

  316. Rae September 15, 2017 at 1:33 pm #

    He’s the MAN and loves breakfast food —- this prize would be a dream come true!!

  317. Jorge September 15, 2017 at 4:01 pm #

    Would love to see this show!

  318. stu September 15, 2017 at 5:33 pm #

    great couple!

  319. Kelly September 15, 2017 at 5:49 pm #

    Brilliant!

  320. Heather September 16, 2017 at 8:34 am #

    I have friends who are big fans. This would be a wonderful surprise for them.

  321. michael dalton September 16, 2017 at 9:12 am #

    Just in the Nick of time. Thanks for the Offer, man!

  322. Andrew Kim September 16, 2017 at 1:56 pm #

    Nick is hilarious and I want to win because I want to surprise my girlfriend with tickets.

  323. Bogdan September 17, 2017 at 12:46 pm #

    This would be a great event to attend!

  324. Nuno Clauzing September 17, 2017 at 9:24 pm #

    It would be my first American comedy show as I am an International student studying at Portland State University. Also I love parks and recreation!

  325. Randy T George September 17, 2017 at 10:24 pm #

    Pick me pick me

  326. Andrea September 18, 2017 at 4:46 pm #

    I want to see this Offerman fellow.. full bush he says.. Would be a fun night for my mom & I who need a good laugh this season.

    Thx for hosting these ticket giveaways for the 99%, pipeline ✌✨

  327. Nick Yoder September 18, 2017 at 5:42 pm #

    This would be amazing! Aside from watching him drink bourbon in front of a fire, master the Swanson’s pyramid of success, and play games with Megan Mullally, this would be the best things of his I’d ever seen.
    Pick me please!

  328. Sharissa Palmer September 19, 2017 at 12:15 pm #

    Everyone needs some of his type of funny in their lives!

  329. Amy September 19, 2017 at 12:17 pm #

    This is my birthday week and I would love to be able to celebrate and go see him!

  330. Whitney September 19, 2017 at 12:22 pm #

    I’m a brunette woman and I love breakfast food and Nick Offerman!! ;)

  331. Chevelle September 19, 2017 at 12:24 pm #

    It’s NICK OFFERMAN! I wavy to drink whiskey with this guy.

  332. hannah geason September 19, 2017 at 12:41 pm #

    Nick Offerman captivated me as I started to watch Parks and Rec 5 years ago. I was amazed by his range and depth in his performances and as I learned more about his life outside acting, the more I respected him. Nick is synonymous with bad-assery, home crafts, and not letting Hollywood define him. I have the utmost respect for him and would be exalted if I was able to see him. I’ve lived in Portland most of my life and a big regret I have is not going to more shows.

  333. Mike West September 19, 2017 at 12:50 pm #

    Love Nick Offerman. I definitely need a good laugh.

  334. Cody S September 19, 2017 at 1:01 pm #

    Nick Offerman is the funniest! I can use a dose of mansplaining from him.

  335. Dawn September 19, 2017 at 1:15 pm #

    I’ll bring one of my bearded friends for this one!

  336. Amy September 19, 2017 at 1:56 pm #

    Would love this. Thx!

  337. Laura September 19, 2017 at 2:26 pm #

    I love Nick Offerman! I’ve been following him for years, way before Parks and Rec. He has always been hilarious and I am so happy that the world gets to know what a funny and talented man he is. I would love to be able to see him on stage!

  338. Joanne September 19, 2017 at 3:09 pm #

    I love you Nick. Don’t tell my husband

  339. Daniel Berg-Johnsen September 19, 2017 at 6:07 pm #

    …because Little Sebastian would want it this way.

  340. Erica September 19, 2017 at 6:57 pm #

    That dude is actually funny, which is rare in a comedian.

  341. Markus September 19, 2017 at 6:58 pm #

    Impressive beard.

  342. Jim M September 19, 2017 at 7:04 pm #

    “You had me at meat tornado” -Ron Swanson

  343. TaraFM September 19, 2017 at 9:48 pm #

    Because, deep down, we all need some full bush

  344. Stanisia September 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm #

    Nick is hilarious! And love his Yule log video!

  345. Christin Perkins September 19, 2017 at 10:24 pm #

    I could literally just sit and listen to that laugh all day. He brightens my day :-)

  346. Jenni September 20, 2017 at 8:04 am #

    I will wink at Nick and offer him steak. And wear a super bushy wig!

  347. jamey billig September 20, 2017 at 8:10 am #

    I am Groot!

  348. Tracy Broyles September 20, 2017 at 1:29 pm #

    Yas! Because Nick Offerman is amazing and guides my life.

  349. Amalan Sunder September 21, 2017 at 9:10 am #

    Would love to go to this show! Love Nick Offerman :D

  350. Rebecca September 21, 2017 at 11:38 am #

    “Choose your favorite spade and dig a small, deep hole, located deep in the forest or a desolate area of the desert or tundra. Bury your cell phone and then find a hobby.” Well, Nick, I’d be willing to bury my cellphone in a hole in order to see your comedy live at the Arlene Schnitzer!

  351. Sydney September 21, 2017 at 12:47 pm #

    i just went through a break up and need to laugh!!!

  352. Maggie September 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm #

    There is no finer example of manhood and overall “gentlemanliness” than this man. If there’s two things I can expect from Nick Offerman it’s his always sage advice and that he has flecks of beef in his mustache. Would love to see and hear this man of many talents at the beautiful and historic Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall.

  353. Emma September 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm #

    Hope his wife is there, they are one funny pair.

  354. Hayley September 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm #

    You want me there. Don’t you?

  355. Dayna September 21, 2017 at 3:57 pm #

    My husband and I love him! And we need these laughs!!!

  356. toots September 21, 2017 at 4:32 pm #

    pls

  357. Janelle September 21, 2017 at 4:43 pm #

    Missed buying the tickets on my own. Would love to surprise my man with these tickets!!

  358. Scott September 21, 2017 at 4:57 pm #

    Sounds like fun

  359. Jeff Betts September 21, 2017 at 5:42 pm #

    I wanna see Nick Offerman build something with Oregon wood! :D

  360. Robert September 21, 2017 at 6:43 pm #

    I would love to spend an evening laughing!!!!!!!!

  361. Dave G. September 21, 2017 at 7:38 pm #

    Wood LOVE to say I saw this!

  362. Sara Brugger September 21, 2017 at 7:52 pm #

    NICK OFFERMAN is AMAZING! Would love to see him!

  363. Karl Michael jacobson September 21, 2017 at 10:22 pm #

    YES PLEASE and THANK YOU

  364. Carolyn Allen September 22, 2017 at 8:01 am #

    Bush tour?? He’ll never be my president again thank you!!

  365. Christine September 24, 2017 at 2:00 pm #

    Because he’s RON. ❤️

  366. Michael Moreno September 24, 2017 at 4:39 pm #

    I need this before the sun goes away for months into Offerman’s beard. Thanks!

  367. Mckenzie September 25, 2017 at 6:59 am #

    This man knows how to crack a joke. And those eyebrows!
    It would be an honor to attend.

  368. Maggie September 25, 2017 at 6:23 pm #

    In looking for a night out idea we found this. We would love to go!

  369. Kerry A Bond September 25, 2017 at 6:57 pm #

    May have missed the drawing, but I love parks and rec., need a fun night out with my husband!

  370. Kristen September 28, 2017 at 3:06 pm #

    My husband and I need to go because our goal is to basically become him and Megan Mulally. This would be an important research trip. VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH.

  371. Pam September 28, 2017 at 3:20 pm #

    Love this guy!

  372. Serena September 28, 2017 at 4:59 pm #

    I love Parks and Rec! Nick is so funny.

  373. Brooke September 28, 2017 at 5:31 pm #

    Love Bushcraft! Love Nick. What could be better? Thanks

  374. Colin September 29, 2017 at 12:34 pm #

    Why half ass two things when you can whole ass one thing.

  375. Heather September 29, 2017 at 2:52 pm #

    Would be a great end to a rough week!

  376. Ryan Harvey September 29, 2017 at 3:15 pm #

    My wife and I had our first date about 11 years ago. We saw Nick perform at a really small venue in NC. I thought it would be a nice way to have a first date where we both laugh so we have a lot to talk about afterwards. It would be surreal to see him again as our 7 year marriage anniversary is around the corner.

  377. Kristen September 30, 2017 at 12:07 pm #

    Would love to get really stoned with my husband, eat steaks, and heed Ron Swanson’s advice.

  378. Scout Stanley September 30, 2017 at 5:43 pm #

    My fiancé and I are big fans of Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. We laughed throughout parks and rec and still re-watch episodes. Would love to have a great laugh tomorrow.

  379. Karen October 1, 2017 at 7:35 am #

    Hanging out with my parents tonight for a BBQ at our house, but its raining! Would love to hang out with Nick inside and laugh instead!! Win 2 and buy 2 or better yet win 4! Thank you!

  380. Crystal W October 2, 2017 at 8:54 am #

    My husband is a woodworker and we’re big fans of Parks and Rec, Nick is our favorite! Would love to see him live!

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