Win Tickets ($70): Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine @ Crystal Ballroom | Lounge, Comedy Rock, Retro Swing

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine @ Crystal Ballroom on June 16. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, June 12.


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Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine
June 16, 2017
7 p.m. doors, 8 p.m. show | $29.50 ADV, $35 Doors | 21+
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Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97205

America’s loudest lounge singer Richard Cheese performs swingin’ Vegas versions of rock and rap songs, “swankifying” popular Top40 hits into retro vocal standards. Imagine Sinatra singing Radiohead, and you’ve got Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine. Since 2000, Cheese has released 20 albums and sold more than 200,000 CDs; his music is available on iTunes, in stores, and

Richard Cheese’s songs have been featured in the movies “Batman v. Superman: Dawn Of Justice” and “Dawn Of The Dead,” on ABC-TV’s “Dancing With The Stars,” and he’s performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, CNN with Anderson Cooper, ITV’s The Jonathan Ross Show, Jack Black’s “Festival Supreme,” MTV’s Say What Karaoke?, KROQ’s Kevin & Bean Show, Howard Stern, The Jonathon Brandmeier Show, Opie & Anthony, and as the house band 20 times on NBC’s Last Call with Carson Daly. The lounge legend has played hundreds of sellout concerts all over the world, from Las Vegas to London, from Portland to Portugal, from Honolulu to Hollywood. With his snappy jazz trio, his tiger-striped tuxedo, and his enormous microphone, Richard Cheese presents the perfect mix of music, martini, and madcap. Viva Las Queso!

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22 Responses to Win Tickets ($70): Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine @ Crystal Ballroom | Lounge, Comedy Rock, Retro Swing

  1. Chris Webb June 6, 2017 at 7:36 am #

    Been a longtime Richard Cheese fan and would love to go!

  2. Mikel M June 6, 2017 at 12:39 pm #

    Viva las Queso!

  3. karina L Ah Yek June 6, 2017 at 12:41 pm #

    I’ve always wanted to see Richard Cheese live and I would truly enjoy this show! Crystal Ballroom is one of my favorite Portland venues also.

  4. Debbie Hasty June 6, 2017 at 8:34 pm #

    Here’s one for the ladies….

  5. Dorothy G Placencio June 7, 2017 at 12:13 pm #

    I’ve never seen Mr. Cheese, but he’s one of my boyfriend’s favorites. I would love to be able to take him to the show!

  6. Kelly June 8, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    Everyone deserves a little Dickinson Cheese

  7. Susan June 8, 2017 at 3:55 pm #

    I’ve enjoyed Mr. Cheese for years now. The best Father’s Day gift for my husband would be to see this show!

  8. Jennifer June 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm #

    My boyfriend absolutely adores Richard Cheese and I would love nothing more than to surprise him with tickets to the head Cheese’s show on the 16th! We love the tune of his croon!

  9. Alaena Young June 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm #

    Sounds like a blast! I’d love to be there!

  10. Jeana June 9, 2017 at 12:31 am #

    Would love to go to this for a night out!

  11. Maureen A. June 9, 2017 at 6:26 am #

    I saw Richard Cheese a couple years ago at the Crystal and he is amazing! It was my first time seeing Richard and my first time at the Crystal Ballroom. What a wonderful evening! I would love to win tickets and introduce a friend to this great experience!

  12. JM June 9, 2017 at 8:06 am #

    I’m not lactose intolerant and would love to partake in a heavy dose of Cheese, oh please!

  13. Katie C. June 9, 2017 at 8:54 am #

    I might be lactose intolerant, but I love Cheese!

  14. FonTINA June 9, 2017 at 12:33 pm #

    I’m always looking for a GOUDA time out, something to really BRIEten up my weekend and make it CHEDDAR and CHEDDAR. I’d be EDAM fool not to want to attend this concert! It’s the very thing we all need to not feel so PROVALONE.

    It’d be GRATE to win, but either way, thanks for the opportunity, PDXPipeline!

  15. Steve Madrid June 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm #

    I like Dick Cheese…a LOT!

  16. Eric June 10, 2017 at 11:03 am #

    I’d love to see Mr. Cheese in person after listening to him on YouTube over the years.

  17. Mike S June 10, 2017 at 12:20 pm #

    The man croons like a monkey angel.

  18. panda June 11, 2017 at 10:38 pm #

    cheesy love!

  19. BrieLiever! June 12, 2017 at 9:30 am #

    Featuring Dick Cheese! With Ricotta, Feta and Bleu!

  20. Tonya June 12, 2017 at 10:43 am #

    We would love to see the better part of cheddar!

  21. Ryan West June 12, 2017 at 11:50 am #

    Man, I miss him every time he is in town and finally have a Friday off. Please send my friend and I!

  22. Crystal Burns June 13, 2017 at 10:58 pm #

    I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to win tix so I can take my fiance out for once, instead of him taking ME out! See, I’m disabled and have several health problems and my fiance is also my full-time caregiver and I like to do what I can to show him how much I appreciate him and all he’s done for me., Thanks for this opportunity to win a fun night out!! Hope you choose me as the winner!! (fingers crossed!)

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