Win Tickets ($50): Point Break LIVE! @ Crystal Ballroom | Parody of 90s EXTREME Action Blockbuster, YOU’RE Johnny Utah!

We are giving away a pair of tickets to on May 5. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, May 1.



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From our sponsors:
Point Break LIVE!
May 5, 2017
6:30 p.m. doors, 7:30 p.m. show | $20 ADV, $25 doors | 21+
More info: crystalballroompdx.com

Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St, Portland, OR 97209

Parody of 90s EXTREME action blockbuster Point Break!
Think you can out act Keanu Reeve’s iconic portrayal of Special Agent Johnny Utah in the 90s action classic POINT BREAK? Here’s your chance brah!

Audience interactive! BE JOHNNY UTAH! The role of Johnny Utah is cast from the audience each night!

“They pull someone from the audience, they throw water at you, they give you cue cards, and all that good fun stuff. You can BE Johnny Utah.”- KEANAU REEVES talks about Point Break LIVE! on the Dan Patrick Show

“an expression of imagination in the highest form. I had a good time with it and I love the fact that it was being done.”
– GARY BUSEY explained to the Wall Street Journal

“Yeah I saw it and I loved it. xx” – tweeted LORI PETTY

“So hideously over the top, you can’t stop laughing” – LA Weekly

POINT BREAK LIVE! takes the audience along for the ride as FBI agent Johnny Utah is abused by the bureau, hazed by the LA surf community, and bromanced by one truly radical sonofabitch — wave-catching guru Bodhisattva. In a “low-brow brilliant!” twist according to New York Magazine, the role of Utah is performed by an audience member selected nightly in an impromptu Are U Keanu? contest. To infiltrate the violent and insular world of the LA surf scene, former audience member Special Agent John Utah must learn to surf, sky dive and dominate at beach football. His lines are provided to him via cue card via a production assistant who is also his stunt double. No shit.

Sometimes credited as the first-ever “reality-play”, the audience as the movie’s extras are caught in guns-a-blazing bank robberies, bloodied from senseless violence and soaked in a devastating Australian hurricane. No worries…a POINT BREAK LIVE! SURVIVAL KIT (poncho, earplugs, Bodhisattva $ etc.) is included with each ticket purchase! The life you save may be your own!

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25 Responses to Win Tickets ($50): Point Break LIVE! @ Crystal Ballroom | Parody of 90s EXTREME Action Blockbuster, YOU’RE Johnny Utah!

  1. Aleks April 24, 2017 at 7:43 pm #

    Omg! Sounds so fun!

  2. ryan April 24, 2017 at 9:33 pm #

    oh rad, hook it up

  3. Megan Papis April 25, 2017 at 12:24 pm #

    Point Break is an American classic. seeing this would be totally gnarly.

  4. Kim April 25, 2017 at 12:41 pm #

    My boyfriend saw this in Chicago and loved it. Would be awesome to see it here!

  5. Cara April 25, 2017 at 1:02 pm #

    Crazy!

  6. Liese April 25, 2017 at 1:12 pm #

    This is, quite frankly, amazing.

  7. Jennifer April 25, 2017 at 1:21 pm #

    To quote the legendary Bodhi, “[I] want [these] so bad it’s like acid in [my] mouth.” While everyone’s out celebrating Cinco de Mayo with tacos, seeing this would give me something to TACO ’bout all weekend long!

  8. Rebecca Blomquist April 25, 2017 at 2:51 pm #

    Hahahaha. This is either going to be really, really, really, awesome. Or, extremely awesome. Either way, I want to go.

  9. Tristan April 25, 2017 at 5:57 pm #

    This is going to be epic!

  10. Amanda April 25, 2017 at 7:06 pm #

    Yes, please!

  11. Angelo Pappas April 25, 2017 at 8:48 pm #

    Will there be meatball sandwiches for sale at this shindig? If so, gimme two! I’ll be so hungry for tickets that night “I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.” I’d even be willing to fish bricks from the bottom of a pool and babysit some quarterback punk in order to nab tix.

    Seriously, what absolute epicness this will be and I want to be there to witness every second of it. Vaya con dios, fellow PDXPipeliners!

  12. Robert April 25, 2017 at 11:46 pm #

    Sometimes I dream that I’m Gary Busey and I live in a world where everyone else is Gary Busey too.

  13. Angelo Pappas April 26, 2017 at 11:22 am #

    Will there be meatball sandwiches for sale at this shindig? If so, gimme two! I’ll be so hungry for tickets that night “I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.” I’d even be willing to fish bricks from the bottom of a pool and babysit some quarterback punk in order to nab tix.

    Seriously, what absolute epicness this will be and I want to be there to witness every second of it. Vaya con dios, fellow PDXPipeliners!

  14. Benjamin April 26, 2017 at 12:19 pm #

    sounds like a grand ole time

  15. molli taylor April 26, 2017 at 12:59 pm #

    hahahah this is brilliant. i love point break, please send me!

  16. Keli April 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm #

    This sounds like the most fun I’ll have this year!

  17. Emily April 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm #

    Finally saw Point Break last year. This would be amazing!

  18. AJ April 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm #

    Definitely sounds crazy (and fun)!

  19. TK April 27, 2017 at 3:24 pm #

    This sounds hilarious and amazing and I would love to see it!

  20. Michelle April 28, 2017 at 3:09 am #

    Would love this. My boyfriend knows the entire movie verbatim. Sounds amazingly FUN!

  21. Eric April 28, 2017 at 6:49 am #

    To get a chance to BE Keanu Reeves’ coolest character would be the ultimate! I’d love the change to get to be an F-B-I agent…or at least a part of the audience.

  22. Andy April 28, 2017 at 9:44 am #

    This sounds like a blast! Who gets to say “I am an FBI agent”?

  23. Danielle April 28, 2017 at 10:14 am #

    This is one of my husband’s favorite movies. This woukd be great to take him to.

  24. Dustin May 3, 2017 at 7:48 am #

    This would make for a great date night!

  25. Darcy boles May 5, 2017 at 10:02 am #

    I trusted you to give us tickets, then you DIED!

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