Win Tickets ($107) : Portland’5 presents Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody @ Winningstad Theatre | Unauthorized & Hilarious! Portland Valentine’s Day

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody on February 10-14 . To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, November 10 .

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From our sponsors:
Cuff Me @ Winningstad TheaterPortland’5 presents Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody
February 10-14, 2015
$49.50 & $53.50

Winningstad Theatre
1111 SW Broadway Dr, Portland, OR 97205
(503) 248-4335

Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody is the unauthorized hilarious parody of the Fifty Shades of Grey book phenomenon. Grab your friends and get ready to laugh at this sexy, and hysterical romp!

Cuff Me! will have you dancing in the aisles as the cast of four belts out hilarious parodies of popular hit songs from Britney Spear’s “Hit Me One More Time” and Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” to Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”, while spoofing the Fifty Shades of Grey book!

Cuff Me: The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody is written by Bradford McMurran, Jeremiah Albers, and Sean Michael Devereux of the improv group The Pushers. It was conceived by Tim Flaherty, who is also a contributing author along with Sonya Carter, who will direct.

THE PUSHERS are Virginia’s preeminent sketch and improv comedy group. For more than seven years they have thrilled (and shocked) audiences with their wild antics both on and off stage. The group puts on a racy, high-octane, energetic show that is guaranteed to have audiences howling with laughter. The Pushers debuted in the spring of 2005 with a massive roster of 15 members. Today The Pushers includes original members Ed Carden, Sean Devereux and Brad McMurran along with Tiffany Chilcott (2006) and Alba Woolard (2009). The group has performed throughout Virginia, most notably at both The Virginia Beach and Richmond Funnybone Comedy Clubs and the NorVa, named one of Rolling Stone Magazine’s top 5 venues in the country. They have appeared at The North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival and five times at the Charleston Comedy Festival. In New York, the group has performed at the People’s Improv Theater, the Magnet Theater and the Upright Citizen’s Brigade, as well as a run of shows at the Kraine Theater.

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98 Responses to Win Tickets ($107) : Portland’5 presents Cuff Me! The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody @ Winningstad Theatre | Unauthorized & Hilarious! Portland Valentine’s Day

  1. SHANNON October 24, 2014 at 12:37 pm #

    I would love to see this! My husband often makes fun of my love of cheesy romance novels and he would absolutely love it

    • T-Mac November 5, 2014 at 11:32 pm #

      Cuff me PLEASE!!! ;) This would be an awesome event to go to!! I would love it!!


  2. Stuart Kemp October 24, 2014 at 12:38 pm #

    I’ve heard so much about this show that I’d love to go and see it. A pair of tix would do me just fine!

  3. Heather Sturgill October 24, 2014 at 1:36 pm #

    Because my husband calls me a prude. We need a date without the kids!

  4. Treena October 24, 2014 at 3:59 pm #

    I would love a girls night out to see this show! My friend and I recently moved back to Oregon after being gone 9 years. She is an author and recently wrote a racy novel, so I’m sure she’d love it as well!

    Thanks for considering us!

  5. Megan moon October 24, 2014 at 11:24 pm #

    I spend my days wiping bums and noses, I love my kiddos but I’d love a girls night and this would be an awesome night out!

  6. Elle October 25, 2014 at 2:48 am #

    This looks like a guaranteed good time!

  7. Erin October 25, 2014 at 2:54 am #

    I love improv and a parody of 50 Shades sounds like it would be hilarious! I would love to take my girlfriend to see this! Thanks!!!

  8. Tina October 26, 2014 at 12:38 am #

    Since my boy friend thinks I was wild as a teen dressing up to perform rocky horror live…LOL it would be great to show him PERSONALLY how fun a musical can be.

  9. Annabelle October 26, 2014 at 5:12 pm #

    because I’m 50 Shades of Gay.

  10. Sarah Desrochers October 26, 2014 at 8:21 pm #

    This sounds hilarious! What a wonderful “Portland” kind of good time! I know me and a couple pals would have a fab night at this party! ;-)

  11. Simone October 26, 2014 at 9:45 pm #

    As someone that has read all of the books and mocked herself for it. It would be interesting to see someone else take it to a whole new level.

  12. jack salt October 26, 2014 at 10:02 pm #

    This would be ridiculous and fun

  13. Erin V October 27, 2014 at 10:24 am #

    I’d be happy to see this – my boyfriend and I love satire! :D

  14. Sara October 27, 2014 at 11:51 am #


    My husband teases the heck out of me for these books. I want to go and take him so he can laugh WITH me about them.

    I would happily tell EVERYONE who sent us!!

  15. Dina October 28, 2014 at 8:40 am #

    Sounds like a good time

  16. Barbara October 28, 2014 at 2:41 pm #

    Since my husband is unoriginal when it comes to Valentine’s Day, I would love to surprise him with tickets to the show. It would be a fantastic way to spend the holiday. It bests roses and chocolates!

  17. Barbara October 28, 2014 at 2:43 pm #

    Since my husband is unoriginal when it comes to Valentine’s Day, I would love to surprise him with tickets. It would be a fantastic way to spend the holiday. It definitely beats roses and chocolates!

  18. Sarah October 28, 2014 at 3:26 pm #

    yes please!

  19. Bill W. October 28, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

    I can assure you I am not tied up that night. So, let’s do this.

  20. Emily October 29, 2014 at 4:57 pm #

    Sounds too funny to miss. I would love to go!

  21. Terri October 29, 2014 at 7:10 pm #

    OMG this sounds too good to miss, oh please pick me

  22. Linda October 30, 2014 at 3:39 pm #

    Love 50 Shades and this would be an awesome way to get my man to join in on the fun. We never take Valentines Day seriously and this would be a perfect way to celebrate in our quirky way. Please send us!

  23. Yaz October 30, 2014 at 3:43 pm #

    This sounds HALLARIOUS!!! I would love to see this show!!! Not to mention I am part of the broken hearts club and we love to laugh at V Day!!!

  24. Amy October 30, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

    That looks hilarious! Hadn’t even heard it was happening. Glad I signed up for your emails. I would like to go because I love to laugh!

  25. Linda S October 30, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    Now this would be a treat

  26. Steve October 30, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    This is too good to pass up. I’d love to go.

  27. Mari Stephenson October 30, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

    Unauthorized is the only way to get your comedy!
    Want to see The Pushers.
    I’ll cuff myself!

  28. Scott October 30, 2014 at 5:01 pm #

    Sounds like fun.

  29. Roger fitzsimon October 30, 2014 at 5:31 pm #

    Ha this looks hilarious, yes please

  30. Valerie October 30, 2014 at 5:51 pm #

    I would love to take my twin Sister to this nasty show. Perfect surprise for our 56th birthday on 11-11-14. And the address there is 1111. I know I’m weird, but that’s Portland for you.

  31. Lance October 30, 2014 at 5:55 pm #

    Winning tickets, my offical parady of paying.

  32. Alicia October 30, 2014 at 8:01 pm #

    What a Blast this is gonna be! It would be a great way to celebrate the signing of my divorce decree!!!!

  33. Brittany October 30, 2014 at 8:10 pm #

    These parodies are popping up all over the place. I saw Spank! The Fifty Shades Musical Parody and it was awesome. I’d love to see them all.

  34. Yulya Nakleushev October 30, 2014 at 8:54 pm #

    The rainy season has begun and damn, my girlfriend and I could use the sexy time and musical laughter to keep the cabin fever at bay. Pretty please :)

  35. Marco October 30, 2014 at 9:18 pm #

    Just what I want: a sexual romp put to music.

  36. Brenda October 30, 2014 at 9:21 pm #

    I’m new to Portland from NY, this is my new home and would love an opportunity to get out and see a funny, sexy play with my girlfriend for Valentines. That would be awesome!!

  37. Wendy October 30, 2014 at 10:57 pm #

    Love Portland’5, love Winningstad.

  38. Ron T November 1, 2014 at 1:08 am #

    I’d love the opportunity to laugh, laugh, laugh. I’d take my 77 yr. old mother, offering her the same. She is so deserving so, please pick us.

  39. Ellen November 1, 2014 at 11:05 am #

    My mom will be in town and I would love to give her a taste of Portland’s sense of humor!

  40. Sharon November 1, 2014 at 5:05 pm #

    I am a single mom and need a girls night out.

  41. Diane Cassel November 2, 2014 at 1:30 pm #

    What a fabulous way to get into the St. Valentine’s mood! What could be better pairing than laughter & sex!

  42. John Thomas November 2, 2014 at 5:41 pm #

    please oh please pick me…..please

  43. Jamie November 2, 2014 at 6:26 pm #

    Yes!!! I need a little more comedy in my life, and 50 shades of grey was SO heavily discussed that I would just die for a parody. Bring it on.

  44. Rebecca November 2, 2014 at 6:45 pm #

    I can always go for more Christian Grey!

  45. Julia November 2, 2014 at 7:47 pm #

    Would love to go!! Sounds like a fun night out. Glad to see this is heading to Portland!!

  46. ryan November 2, 2014 at 8:53 pm #

    As someone who loathes E.L. James and who wears about 4 shades of grey, I would love to see this.

  47. Toby November 3, 2014 at 11:24 am #

    Would love to see this! Very new to the Portland area and this will be a great introduction to Portland culture!

  48. Angela November 3, 2014 at 1:27 pm #

    First of all, the “nine x 8” security question threw me for a loop. Tone it down, robots.

    I feel like my actual dating life has become as ridiculous as this musical might be. I need some perspective!

  49. jill truskolaski November 3, 2014 at 5:04 pm #

    October was a rough month but November will be better… seeing this show would be great!!!

  50. Bethany November 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm #

    I want to surprise me friend with these tickets! She would have a blast!!!

  51. Isa November 5, 2014 at 4:56 pm #

    I read all the books even though they started to get redundant and lame – I’d love to see what the Pushers do with this material and the Winningstad theater is unlike any other!

  52. Matthew November 6, 2014 at 8:45 am #

    I’d like to gift my tickets to my mom to help boost her through some tough times in 2014.

  53. Lynn November 6, 2014 at 11:58 am #

    I would love to surprise my best friend of 25 years with tickets to this fabulous show! What a night it would be!

  54. McKenzie November 6, 2014 at 3:16 pm #

    I would love to take my Mom! Her comments and the looks on her face would probably be even funnier to me than the musical itself. We could both use a good laugh!

  55. Christie November 6, 2014 at 3:43 pm #

    ME ME ME! Oh, please!

  56. Espy November 6, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    Are you kidding?!? I need these tickets!! My best friend and I both tore through these books and would LOVE to see the ridiculousness of them brought to life! Yes!!

  57. Tom P November 6, 2014 at 4:05 pm #

    ok, if you insist, i’ll the the winner

  58. Megan Dunning November 6, 2014 at 4:17 pm #

    I loved and cringed through the books! I would love to see them brought to life!

  59. Shay Singer November 6, 2014 at 4:17 pm #

    This would be such an awesome girls night!

  60. Earl November 6, 2014 at 4:45 pm #

    Portland’5 is a great production company. I love supporting them.

  61. Teresa November 6, 2014 at 5:44 pm #

    This sounds like it would be hilarious!

  62. Cheryl November 6, 2014 at 7:41 pm #

    The election leaves me with little hope. Tickets would definitely give me something to look forward to!

  63. Lynn November 7, 2014 at 2:34 am #

    Sounds like 50 Shades of fun!

  64. Jeannette November 7, 2014 at 6:09 am #

    I would love to go see this. Hope to hear from you soon!

  65. Ginger November 7, 2014 at 7:15 am #

    This would be a hoot to see! Please pick me…I’ll take my husband of 33 years and we’ll see how others do it. LOL

  66. Lisa November 7, 2014 at 7:37 am #

    Looks like a great show, I have never seen it but would like to give it a try!

  67. Jeanne November 7, 2014 at 8:12 am #

    this would be a hoot to see!!! Please can I have tickets

  68. Emily November 7, 2014 at 8:22 am #

    Would love tix to see this show !!

  69. william longnecker November 7, 2014 at 8:29 am #

    It’d be for my girl, yeah that’s the ticket!

  70. Ry November 7, 2014 at 9:16 am #

    Sounds like a blast!

  71. sean November 7, 2014 at 11:04 am #

    Well I’m DEFINITELY not going to read the books so this will be the closest I can get to relating to the people who love the series.

  72. Jeremy brill November 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm #

    Sounds fun

  73. Mel November 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm #

    I love musicals and with being on SSDI I miss out on a lot of them in Portland due to funds. I have a genuine appreciation for the arts and value it in your city. I am also attending PCC and working towards my CIS degree which makes money tig ht. Thanks for the consideration.

  74. Stephanie November 8, 2014 at 12:36 pm #

    OMG! Anything making fun of Fifty Shades is definitely worth seeing! :)

  75. Steve November 9, 2014 at 2:32 am #

    This sounds awesome. Cuff me please.

  76. tom November 10, 2014 at 12:20 pm #

    OMG! YEss!!

  77. Loehn November 10, 2014 at 8:15 pm #

    Looks hilarious! Sign me up.

  78. Christina November 11, 2014 at 1:00 am #

    What a great book/movie to parody! The whole plot sounds cheesy and I refuse to buy into and support the original so called “erotic” fiction moneymaker. I would, however, like to support this performance because it might actually teach me something – and make me laugh. The funny bone is the sexiest bone, after all…

  79. ryan November 11, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

    hmmm, this could be interesting…

  80. Bob November 27, 2014 at 11:02 am #

    I never read the books, so attending the show would probably give me a good idea as to what all the hubub is about.

  81. danuta December 18, 2014 at 10:18 am #

    would love to win it!!!!!

  82. Ashley December 28, 2014 at 5:17 pm #

    oh please please please! ❤️

  83. Rachel K January 4, 2015 at 10:08 pm #

    This looks like a hoot and a half!

  84. Shylean Fairbairn January 5, 2015 at 9:47 am #

    I would LOVE to win these tickets because I am surprising my Amazing, Supportive, Loving boyfriend to a special valentines night in a Portland suite! This night is so important to us because we are the parents of a very Special little boy, our son Jax was diagnosed at just 6 months old with spastic quadriplegic type Cerebral Palsy, we works endlessly to give him the life he deserves. This night will be dedicated to taking care of us… And 50 shades would most certainly spice things up for us.

  85. Rebecca January 8, 2015 at 2:35 pm #

    This sound very very funny as well as racey! Would love to see it with a couple of girlfriends, but my hubby will probably want to go and after 27yrs of Marriage a little spice is always welcome :-))

  86. Elyse January 11, 2015 at 6:38 pm #

    My boyfriend and I are doing the long distance thang while I am away at graduate school:( I will be in town for Valentines Day and would love to take my honey to this show! If we don’t win the tickets is there a student discount? Grads school is expensive, help a sista out! xoxo:)

    • Elyse January 11, 2015 at 6:40 pm #

      I just realized the winner was apparently draw Nov. 10:/

  87. Chris January 13, 2015 at 5:29 pm #

    My birthday is February 12th. I cannot think of a better present to give myself!

  88. Jamie January 15, 2015 at 2:06 pm #

    This looks like a blast of fun and laughs!! I would love to go see this!!

  89. Jodi January 20, 2015 at 1:21 pm #

    My new husband proposed last Valentine’s Day and we are trying to find something fun and romantic to celebrate the day this year. I just finished reading this book and he has no idea what it is about, but knows is a girly romance type story. I’d love to be able to take him to this show and have a lot of fun with him! We’d be coming from about 4 hours away and it would be totally worth it!! I really hope to get to see this show!!!! Thanks!

  90. Michael E Ashland January 20, 2015 at 3:37 pm #

    Oh, take me there!

  91. Buster January 23, 2015 at 11:07 am #

    Percentage wise it is women asking for tickets to this show…hey I read Chapter 7. Would love tickets.

  92. Anna S January 25, 2015 at 7:54 pm #

    Yes, please let me be with adults.

  93. Donnie Matthews January 25, 2015 at 10:27 pm #

    My wife has read the books more times than I can count and try she has to get me to read and now see the movie, nether have or will happen, I would love to see this with her. It’s the closest she’ll get me to it.

  94. Erich Miller January 26, 2015 at 4:10 pm #

    This would be the perfect Valentines present for my girlfriend and I.

  95. Stacey Ward February 2, 2015 at 2:41 pm #

    My wife can’t stop talking about the movie and how “we have to go opening night”, save me from this. I can score “the greatest Valentines ever present” award annnnnd, I bet I can skip the movie if I win these tickets! Help me out, we would love this

  96. Sean Evans February 2, 2015 at 3:35 pm #

    This would be awesome to get. My Girlfriend has read the books and this looks a lot better then the movie! Love theater!

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