Win Tickets ($30): Smash Putt Wants You to Smash Balls w/ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

Enter to WIN a pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse for any day the weekend of April 18-20. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, April 18.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
Extended Through April 27, 2014
Thursdays to Sundays | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse has extended it’s epic Portland smash down through the end of April!

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse returns to Portland for an epic throw- down. Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by industrial- art freaks of the Northwest – it’s putt-putt as you‘ve never imagined it, in a pop-up nightclub setting like Portland’s never seen. Inventive, devious, and full of surprises. Come get your putt on, launch and load cannons, survive an earthquake, challenge a poppin’ lowrider, dodge real lasers, and frustrate your friends with interactive, destructive games galore.

Starting January 31st, we’re bringing nine weekends of mechanized mayhem to Old Town. The unique grown-up playground setting is perfect for a date night, guys’ night, girls’ night, pub crawl stop, office outing, private party, or just an ordinary Portland evening of apocalyptic competition among friends.

Catch a glimpse of the action at

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top-shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local per- sonalities, live entertainment, and good old-fashioned fun. Private parties of up to 300 welcome; just ask!

“fun as hell” – The Stranger
“meticulously engineered” – Portland Mercury
“a lawless night on the links” – The Denver Post
“unleash your inner golf demons” – Seattle Magazine

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!


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36 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Smash Putt Wants You to Smash Balls w/ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

  1. James Martin April 14, 2014 at 11:25 am #

    smash putt while getting smashed….where does the fun end? please pick me!

  2. Tara April 14, 2014 at 11:30 am #

    This looks so awesome! I haven’t played mini golf in many years, so I am overdue to smash some balls!

  3. Joshua Jabbour April 14, 2014 at 12:03 pm #

    I have yet to make it out to Smash Putt. Probably because I’m still waiting to win tickets. So how about we both work together to solve my problem, PDXPipeline? Yeah!

  4. Crystal N. April 14, 2014 at 8:39 pm #

    Now I’ve heard of everything, well maybe not all everything but sure close. Told my Uncle about this and he said it would be fun to do this (he plays regular gulf, I’ve played Mini Gulf but this would be AWESOME!!!!!. It would be so cool to try this with my Uncle and see which one of us survive, LOL. I want to SMASH PUTT that golf ball, see it fly through the air out of a canon (cooool) and make that hole in one. Can’t wait to watch everyone enjoying themselves as well as being a part of that fun.

  5. Jackie April 14, 2014 at 9:43 pm #

    I am a mini golf champ!

  6. Jackie April 14, 2014 at 9:44 pm #

    I am a mini golf champion!!

  7. Angela April 14, 2014 at 10:23 pm #

    Adult putt putt sounds awesome…booze + minature golf= one hell of a great time. Please pick me!

  8. Sasha McLeod April 14, 2014 at 11:30 pm #

    Ive wanted to go to this place forever! I want to go so bad!

  9. Lisa April 15, 2014 at 7:38 pm #

    Sunday please! Would love to try this.

  10. Libby April 16, 2014 at 11:40 am #

    Because I’m competitive and want to kick some butt in hardcore miniature golf.

  11. Sarah April 16, 2014 at 8:46 pm #

    What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G spot? …My boyfriend will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball. Help me reduce the time he spends looking for his balls and increase the time he’s looking for mine.

  12. John Anderson April 17, 2014 at 6:51 am #

    This would make a perfect date night! Ive heard awesome things about this place!

  13. Ry April 17, 2014 at 2:59 pm #

    Smash me! Smash me!

  14. Matt April 17, 2014 at 3:06 pm #

    Sounds like fun!

  15. dana April 17, 2014 at 3:44 pm #

    This would be so wonderful and I would be ever so grateful to win!!!!! Thank you!

  16. Lauren April 17, 2014 at 4:11 pm #

    Coming to Portland this weekend for the first time – would love to drink and mini-golf at the SAME time

  17. Brittany April 17, 2014 at 4:14 pm #

    I so want to do this, it sounds rad!

  18. Minh T April 17, 2014 at 4:18 pm #

    I really want to go before they close!

  19. Ezel April 17, 2014 at 4:19 pm #

    Sunday’s my b-day, and Easter, and Passover(sort of) and Blazers Playoffs and all I want to do is go to Smash Putt!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going to get smashed so I’ll bring a driver (no pun intended) ;)

  20. Chris Gong April 17, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    My 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend want to go on a date here and my husband & I have reservations about it considering the location. It would be great to go check it out to see if it’s ok.

  21. Kacy April 17, 2014 at 5:53 pm #

    Yes yes yes yes!! So, there is still time to perfect my smashputt swing?!

  22. Greg April 17, 2014 at 5:58 pm #

    The last time I drank and hit a golf ball I left a huge golf-ball sized welt on my brother’s leg. I promise to do less damage this time.

  23. jim April 17, 2014 at 6:58 pm #

    Sounds like so much fun, wanna go

  24. Eric April 17, 2014 at 7:53 pm #

    Smash, smash, putt, putt… I’m ready, if you so choose.

  25. Anne April 17, 2014 at 8:14 pm #

    I’d love to ’tilt at windmills’!

  26. Kimina April 17, 2014 at 9:01 pm #

    This looks like a great night!

  27. Chris April 17, 2014 at 9:10 pm #

    Maybe with this sized course I can finally get a hole in one!

  28. Nate April 17, 2014 at 9:13 pm #

    I like this!

  29. Lynn Sargent April 17, 2014 at 10:19 pm #

    I haven’t played miniature golf in ages. This sounds so fun!

  30. Elle April 18, 2014 at 12:21 am #

    What better way to go mini-golfing than with the most awesomely Portland of all mini golfs?

  31. JP April 18, 2014 at 8:49 am #

    Putt putt putt….!

  32. Audrey April 18, 2014 at 11:20 am #

    Hope it isn’t too late to enter into this one because it sounds like so much fun!

  33. Demarie April 18, 2014 at 12:16 pm #

    Yes Please! Thanks for the opportunity to win!

  34. Ryan April 18, 2014 at 2:27 pm #

    Putt putt golf is rad.. And smash putt seems like the coolest putt putt golf course ever!

  35. aj April 18, 2014 at 8:20 pm #

    This looks awesome! I want to go!

  36. Chris Bilsborrow April 19, 2014 at 10:45 pm #

    About a year ago, I was kicked off of the professional circuit due to injury and lost green time. It seems that my injuries are almost 100% completely healed and I am able to get back to putting. If I was granted some time at Smash Putt!, there is still a chance I could get back into the professional world of putting and even place in the top-five ranking of 2014. Please help an old guy out. Thank you!

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