Win Tickets ($30): Smash Some Balls w/ Smash Putt Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

Enter to WIN a pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse for any day the weekend of April 11-13. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, April 11.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
Extended Through April 27, 2014
Thursdays to Sundays | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse has extended it’s epic Portland smash down through the end of April!

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse returns to Portland for an epic throw- down. Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by industrial- art freaks of the Northwest – it’s putt-putt as you‘ve never imagined it, in a pop-up nightclub setting like Portland’s never seen. Inventive, devious, and full of surprises. Come get your putt on, launch and load cannons, survive an earthquake, challenge a poppin’ lowrider, dodge real lasers, and frustrate your friends with interactive, destructive games galore.

Starting January 31st, we’re bringing nine weekends of mechanized mayhem to Old Town. The unique grown-up playground setting is perfect for a date night, guys’ night, girls’ night, pub crawl stop, office outing, private party, or just an ordinary Portland evening of apocalyptic competition among friends.

Catch a glimpse of the action at

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top-shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local per- sonalities, live entertainment, and good old-fashioned fun. Private parties of up to 300 welcome; just ask!

“fun as hell” – The Stranger
“meticulously engineered” – Portland Mercury
“a lawless night on the links” – The Denver Post
“unleash your inner golf demons” – Seattle Magazine

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!


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48 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Smash Some Balls w/ Smash Putt Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

  1. Stephen April 8, 2014 at 12:43 pm #

    Oh, my balls certainly need smashing. Please treat me like a trout and hook me up!

  2. lynnette f April 8, 2014 at 1:03 pm #

    you know its a great day when some balls get smashed but nobody gets hurt !!! So, let me at ’em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ryanherron April 8, 2014 at 2:31 pm #

    Went a few years ago and had a blast. Would love to see this year’s iteration and take the out-of-town visitors with. Pick us!

  4. Mishelle April 8, 2014 at 7:45 pm #

    Because I’ve never actually played mini golf, and everybody says I’m missing out!!

  5. Evey April 9, 2014 at 8:53 am #

    Hmm. I want to win because it’s been years since I’ve played. Variety is the spice of adult life.

  6. Erictheguy April 9, 2014 at 8:55 am #

    I used to be abused by my parents, the golf champs, because my drive was so short… like 3 feet. They would chomp on my toys with their big, clown-festooned mouths (that’s what golf champs wear at home). So, it would really mean the world to me to be able to step up and drive my hardest, past the clowns mouth, and into a hole in one. Seriously. I was in my therapists office last night and, after we put our clothes back on, she said… “You know, I think all your problems would be fixed, if you just went to MiniGolfPocalypse, but paying for it would defeat the purpose, cuz you’d know it was all manufactured… hopefully, there is some way you can achieve this for free.” And then, I saw these tix and Voila!

  7. Jules April 9, 2014 at 10:27 am #

    I would love to smash some balls!

  8. sasha mcleod April 9, 2014 at 10:53 am #

    I love mini golf! This would be a awesome adventure!!!

  9. Joshua Jabbour April 9, 2014 at 11:17 am #


  10. Michael Buchino April 9, 2014 at 11:31 am #

    Did you know there have only been three perfect games in putt putt?

  11. sara April 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm #

    me, me, me!!! ….and my boyfriend, I guess.

  12. Alex Tkacz April 9, 2014 at 4:09 pm #

    Want to get my Tiger Woods on, and put my balls in some holes!

  13. Maggie April 10, 2014 at 10:25 am #

    Would love to launch, dodge, and scramble all the while getting my Shot Putt on!! While I might not have the balls, I could certainly guide it into the holes!!

  14. Iris April 10, 2014 at 10:53 am #

    Because my birthday is this week and everyone keeps telling me we need to do something like this! Why not poke some holes and smash some balls?

  15. Brittany April 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm #

    I’m dying to try this! Please and thank you!

  16. Carrie April 10, 2014 at 1:47 pm #

    I wanna get crazy smashed and smash some balls. This is every struggling putt-putter’s dream, and a chance to truly redeem myself from the many years of harsh mini-golf failure.

  17. Eric April 10, 2014 at 1:51 pm #

    This sounds like so much fun!

  18. Christie April 10, 2014 at 1:54 pm #

    Ooooh, yes please!

  19. ROb April 10, 2014 at 1:54 pm #

    One of these days I will win free putt putt

  20. sherry April 10, 2014 at 1:55 pm #


  21. Dominique April 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm #

    I have a lot of smashing that needs to occur, let me at it!! :D

  22. Rebecca April 10, 2014 at 2:33 pm #

    Looks like so much fun!

  23. Adam April 10, 2014 at 2:39 pm #

    Seriously, been wanting to do this forever! Lemme win!

  24. Heather April 10, 2014 at 3:02 pm #

    Will be in Portland this weekend and this would make a great date night!

  25. Sam April 10, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

    Basically because I’m as good as the guys at the masters right now.

  26. Nadine April 10, 2014 at 3:46 pm #


  27. Kathryn April 10, 2014 at 3:49 pm #

    Tried to win last week, trying again this weekend!

  28. ben reel April 10, 2014 at 3:58 pm #

    sounds like a blast! pick me!!!!

  29. banana jones April 10, 2014 at 4:16 pm #

    I usually smash balls in the comfort of my own home, but this sounds right up my alley (wait, wrong sport?).

    I would love to get a chance to play because it goes away!

  30. John Anderson April 10, 2014 at 4:19 pm #

    I would love to take my girlfriend on a awesome date here!

  31. Ben April 10, 2014 at 4:36 pm #

    Put put is my favorite thing to do on Saturday nights in April.

  32. Sherri April 10, 2014 at 5:45 pm #

    Always looking for something fun and new to enjoy, this would be a great one.

  33. Lee April 10, 2014 at 5:55 pm #

    Sounds like a “Fairway to Heaven”!!

  34. Jessica April 10, 2014 at 6:18 pm #

    I want to go because I have short arms and can’t pay regular golf.

  35. w April 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm #

    mechanized mayhem!

  36. Kimi April 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm #

    First date with my 4-year boyfriend was at SmashPutt!

  37. Kelly April 10, 2014 at 8:26 pm #

    This sounds amazing. I would love to try this out.

  38. jim April 10, 2014 at 8:53 pm #

    I need to smash some balls, please, please, pick me.

  39. joe April 10, 2014 at 10:07 pm #


  40. Carly Weaver April 10, 2014 at 10:12 pm #

    Why I want to come… Because this sounds awesome!

  41. Linn April 11, 2014 at 8:48 am #

    I have an irrational fear of miniature golf, and I think the only way out is by going all in. It’s like curing a fear of heights by bungee jumping. I’m told it works. Help me find inner peace?

  42. sara April 11, 2014 at 9:16 am #

    please please please please!!! let me win. I’ve been wanting to go to this for so long!

  43. Sarah April 11, 2014 at 9:43 am #

    Part art project, part night club/bar, and part putt-putt… What a perfectly unexpected combo! I love Portland!

  44. gray April 11, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

    smash putt + beer = merryment

  45. Keith Gardner April 11, 2014 at 3:00 pm #

    I have absolutely nothing else to do.

  46. sara April 11, 2014 at 3:23 pm #


  47. Kelness April 11, 2014 at 11:29 pm #

    This combines two of my obsessions, putt putt and drinking so seriously I need to win!! Dream come true for this girl! Get smashed and smash balls, win-win sitch!!! :D

  48. matt April 13, 2014 at 1:51 pm #

    We will spend lots of money at the bar. We also tip well.

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