Win Tickets ($30): Smash Putt Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
Extended Through April 27, 2014
Thursdays to Sundays | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse has extended it’s epic Portland smash down through the end of April!

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse returns to Portland for an epic throw- down. Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by industrial- art freaks of the Northwest – it’s putt-putt as you‘ve never imagined it, in a pop-up nightclub setting like Portland’s never seen. Inventive, devious, and full of surprises. Come get your putt on, launch and load cannons, survive an earthquake, challenge a poppin’ lowrider, dodge real lasers, and frustrate your friends with interactive, destructive games galore.

Starting January 31st, we’re bringing nine weekends of mechanized mayhem to Old Town. The unique grown-up playground setting is perfect for a date night, guys’ night, girls’ night, pub crawl stop, office outing, private party, or just an ordinary Portland evening of apocalyptic competition among friends.

Catch a glimpse of the action at

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top-shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local per- sonalities, live entertainment, and good old-fashioned fun. Private parties of up to 300 welcome; just ask!

“fun as hell” – The Stranger
“meticulously engineered” – Portland Mercury
“a lawless night on the links” – The Denver Post
“unleash your inner golf demons” – Seattle Magazine

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58 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Smash Putt Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Extended Through April, Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges

  1. Jill S March 31, 2014 at 2:20 pm #

    OMG!! I Need this! A time to drink, AND HIT BALLS?!?! A girls night out for this would be TOTALLY AWESOME!!

  2. pter mclean March 31, 2014 at 2:53 pm #

    I am the Tiger Woods of mini-golf. I would like to go to show all the ladies my sweet 3-wood.

  3. Joshua Jabbour March 31, 2014 at 7:32 pm #

    Somehow I didn’t win last week. But that’s convenient, because I didn’t make it to Smash Putt either. So winning this week would be ideal. Because I likes the free things…

  4. Nate April 1, 2014 at 1:21 pm #

    This would be a great date idea.

  5. Nick April 1, 2014 at 2:30 pm #

    I would like tickets please.

  6. Melissa April 1, 2014 at 6:57 pm #

    I was told that I had a nice stroke, but that there’s a lot to be desired from my follow through…I figure winning these tickets would allow me to practice and thoroughly develop my skills to a more desirable level for all involved in the game of putt-putt.

  7. Lauren April 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm #

    4 of us visiting Portland for the first time over easter!

  8. Heather April 2, 2014 at 11:16 am #

    This sounds like so much fun!

  9. sara April 2, 2014 at 11:58 am #

    YAY!!! I was hoping this would continue! :D

  10. Bebop & Rocksteady April 2, 2014 at 1:22 pm #

    Here to smash balls with hard sticks. Plus we have a skins tourney coming up against those problematic teenage mutant ninja turtles- if we don’t win Master Shredder will have our skins!

  11. MJ April 2, 2014 at 1:22 pm #

    I have miniature hands so this is the only sport I can play. Please support my ever enduring spirit!

  12. Bebop & Rocksteady April 2, 2014 at 1:28 pm #

    Here to smash balls with hard sticks. Plus we have a skins tourney coming up against those problematic teenage mutant ninja turtles- if we don’t win Master Shredder will have our skins! #helpAcoupleBrothersOut #itshardtobehard

  13. Bebop & Rocksteady April 2, 2014 at 1:28 pm #

    Here to smash balls with hard sticks. Plus we have a skins tourney coming up against those problematic teenage mutant ninja turtles- if we don’t win Master Shredder will have our skins! #helpAcoupleBrothersOut #itshardtobehard

  14. John April 3, 2014 at 8:57 am #

    I went to Smash Putt in February and had a blast. I’ve been dreaming about improving my performance with the low rider ever sence.

  15. Lara April 3, 2014 at 9:41 am #

    Haven’t been to mini golf since that date I went to at Golf ‘n’ Stuf with that karate-obsessed boy in high school.

  16. sara April 3, 2014 at 10:37 am #

    I will own this better than John McClain owns Russian terrorists

  17. Kohl April 3, 2014 at 2:22 pm #

    I would love to try this out!

  18. Jen April 3, 2014 at 2:48 pm #

    Such a fun date night idea!

  19. Brandi April 3, 2014 at 2:51 pm #

    I love Smash Putt! I went for the first time in 2011, and I LOVED IT!!!!! It was one of the coolest Portland experiences I have ever had. I would totally love to go again!

    A Haiku:
    Smash Putt is awesome.
    I really want to play some
    Putt Putt and drink beer.

    Yay Smash Putt!!! <3!

  20. Spencer April 3, 2014 at 2:52 pm #

    Wanted to go in March, but schedule and finances didn’t quite line up. Would love to hit the course in April!!

  21. Katie April 3, 2014 at 2:53 pm #

    It’s our anniversary and we would love to win this for our night out!

  22. Christopher April 3, 2014 at 2:59 pm #

    Would love to win these tix to SmashPutt! It’s my first weekend back in Portland after two months away and I want to get out and have fun.

  23. Liz April 3, 2014 at 3:00 pm #

    Give me one reason why I shouldn’t love this??

  24. Lauren April 3, 2014 at 3:01 pm #

    Heard it’s super fun, but pretty low on funds.

  25. April April 3, 2014 at 3:02 pm #

    I feel like I need to experience this just once.

  26. sasha mcleod April 3, 2014 at 3:06 pm #

    Would be an awesome adventure!!!

  27. lisa April 3, 2014 at 3:12 pm #

    i want to win!!

  28. Nadine April 3, 2014 at 3:27 pm #

    Can’t wait to do this – must experience Smash Putt!

  29. sam April 3, 2014 at 3:32 pm #

    If any body can save the world with drunken mini golf… its probably not me, but it’d look pretty funny while I tried.

  30. Samantha April 3, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

    Rainy weekend ahead! This would be a lovely option. thank you….:-)

  31. Kathryn April 3, 2014 at 3:35 pm #

    It’s my birthday weekend!

  32. Kathryn April 3, 2014 at 3:39 pm #

    So glad they extended, really want to go!

  33. Demarie April 3, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

    This would be great to get out of the house!

  34. Rebecca April 3, 2014 at 3:56 pm #

    This looks like so much fun.

  35. Cassandra April 3, 2014 at 4:00 pm #

    This would be a killer date night. Competition and adult fun for the win!

  36. Cory April 3, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    I wanna putt U

  37. sean April 3, 2014 at 4:11 pm #

    I have a couch surfer from France that I want to give a true taste of Portland.

  38. Danielle April 3, 2014 at 4:39 pm #

    C’mon, I need to go!

  39. Tiffany April 3, 2014 at 5:06 pm #

    Spring break is over, but I still want one more fun weekend before I need to put my thinking cap back on and focus on my degree!

  40. Mark April 3, 2014 at 5:25 pm #

    In all honesty, had me the crappiest of weeks and could really use this opportunity to get out my stress and what better way than a controlled area to SMASH PUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pick me and you won’t regret it. Thanks

  41. Kirsten April 3, 2014 at 5:49 pm #

    Save my marriage! Give us an outlet to smash things!!

  42. jim April 3, 2014 at 6:03 pm #

    sounds putt-tabulous, I’m in please

  43. lauren April 3, 2014 at 6:04 pm #

    I love mini golf!

  44. Michelle W. April 3, 2014 at 6:32 pm #

    Would love a chance to check this out!

  45. Danielle April 3, 2014 at 6:43 pm #

    This sounds like a truly unique experience that I would love to be a part of.

  46. The Other Nick April 3, 2014 at 8:14 pm #

    Because the first time I went single and with an epic hole-in-one embarrassed a smarmy douche on a first date with a hottie, and THIS time I’M on a first date and ready to do the opposite: embarrass a smarmy douche who’s single and walk away with the hottie.

  47. Liz April 3, 2014 at 10:44 pm #

    I am sick of going to the bars to have fun. I would love to do something interactive! I am new to Portland and trying to find fun things to do.

  48. Lynn Sargent April 3, 2014 at 10:55 pm #

    I’ve never been to Smash Putt and it’s been a long long time since I’ve played miniature gold. Sounds fun!

  49. Danielle April 3, 2014 at 10:58 pm #

    Looking to have a smashing good time!

  50. Andy April 4, 2014 at 7:27 am #

    I presently own a single golf club and am one of the few in my workgroup that do not have skills on the greens. An evening at Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse may be just the thing to allow me to dominate them on a golf course with my new found elite skills.

    Then again, it could just be really fun.

  51. Amanda April 4, 2014 at 9:08 am #

    Got to go to Smash Putt a few weeks back and it was so much fun! We’d love to go back one more time before it ends and bring our friends!

  52. Miles April 4, 2014 at 11:10 am #

    My partner and I have 14, 12, and 2 year old kids. But…this Saturday we have a FREE NIGHT! And, I love mini golf! ME WINNING TICkETS = WIN-WIN FOR EVERYONE! I AM RESORTING TO ALL CAPS! GIVE THEM TO ME PLEASE. pretty please?

  53. Laura S. April 4, 2014 at 12:02 pm #

    My husband and I haven’t had a day off for 3 months, but we both have Saturday off and are planning a date night. We had a BLAST last time we went to Smash Putt and would LOVE to repeat the experience, this time with a group of friends!

  54. Nicole April 4, 2014 at 1:12 pm #

    I kicked my keister at the mini golf course at Oaks Park and I think we need a rematch. A boozy rematch!

  55. Ann April 4, 2014 at 1:23 pm #

    I think this would be a fun outing.

  56. Briony April 4, 2014 at 1:31 pm #

    There is only one thing better than watching my kids play putt putt, and thats beating my hubby at putt putt!

  57. Erica April 4, 2014 at 3:50 pm #

    This looks AWESOME!! Best. Datenight. Ever.

  58. Matt April 4, 2014 at 6:03 pm #

    Love smash putt! Gone ever year since it opened! Would love to take the little lady and friends.

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