Win Tickets ($30): Sink Some Shots w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

Enter to WIN a pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of March 14-16. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, March 14.

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Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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40 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Sink Some Shots w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Stephen March 11, 2014 at 9:33 am #

    Please choose me! I would love to get my balls smashed!

  2. John D March 11, 2014 at 10:00 am #

    One of my BFFs and I will be celebrating our 42nd birthdays in a nearby downtown hotel the weekend of March 21-22. We want to do it right since we are celebrating the year of the “answer to the meaning of life”. We are March Madness Hoops junkies so will be watching games and hanging with friends but would love to throw in a golf game as well!

  3. Jamie March 11, 2014 at 12:30 pm #

    I would be so excited to check this out! Craft cocktails and creatively peculiar mini golf- yes! This sounds like something I need to experience in my lifetime.

  4. Joshua Glassman March 11, 2014 at 12:41 pm #

    Pick me! I love putt putt golf.

  5. Gabriel March 11, 2014 at 6:27 pm #

    I’ve been trying for a while now … But hey let’s go for the next round!!!

  6. Gabriel March 11, 2014 at 6:32 pm #

    But in all seriousness it would be fun to do to brag about while it last! It’s so hard to find Adult going out activities that are not always a bar. BUT HAS A BAR( important) lol. But I think could be fun to experience *fingers crossed*

  7. David March 11, 2014 at 7:44 pm #

    Will be in Portland for the first time for a family reunion! Siblings and I will have down time and putt putt and cocktails sounds good to us! Greetings from Detroit !

  8. Carolyne March 11, 2014 at 9:15 pm #

    My boyfriends birthday is March 14th. He’ll be 52 and this would be so much fun!!!

  9. Luanda March 12, 2014 at 8:55 am #

    I’ve never done miniature golf, but my partner always raves about it, so I would love to win tickets to this!

  10. Matt C. March 12, 2014 at 9:12 am #

    Would love to show my significant other this marvelous game (she’s a noob)

  11. Danielle March 12, 2014 at 9:59 am #

    oh myyy *blush*

  12. Rachel March 12, 2014 at 11:02 am #

    Pretty Please!

  13. Michael March 12, 2014 at 11:43 am #

    Hopefully week 5 is par for winning the tickets!

    Crossing my fingers :)

  14. Libby March 12, 2014 at 12:14 pm #

    WHAT. This sounds incredible. I’m tired of the same old loop-de-loop. I want to elevate my mini golf game to an apocalyptic level.

  15. Lara March 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm #

    Would love to win!

  16. Kylie March 13, 2014 at 12:33 pm #

    mini golf by crazed artists? yes please.

  17. Kimi March 13, 2014 at 2:30 pm #

    SmashPutt was one of the first dates my boyfriend and I had… 4 years later, we’d like to return to our romantic roots!

  18. David March 13, 2014 at 2:35 pm #

    I’m getting bored with non-golf-themed drinking

  19. Jeremy Brill March 13, 2014 at 2:46 pm #


  20. Jesse Thompson March 13, 2014 at 2:52 pm #

    Looking for a great activity…something fun and competitive I can do on a date.

  21. Cory March 13, 2014 at 2:59 pm #

    Would love to do a lil putt putt on my B-day sunday!!!!!

  22. Ry March 13, 2014 at 3:26 pm #

    My wife is irish. Pick me!

  23. Scott March 13, 2014 at 3:35 pm #

    Sounds like fun

  24. Sophie March 13, 2014 at 3:50 pm #

    Yes please! We want to get our smash on!

  25. Andy March 13, 2014 at 3:55 pm #

    Sounds like a good time!

  26. Rich March 13, 2014 at 3:57 pm #

    Sounds like fun. Would love to mini golf.

  27. Linda March 13, 2014 at 3:58 pm #

    Perfect Portland spin on golf!

  28. Brandi March 13, 2014 at 4:11 pm #

    ‘You won’t like me when I’m angry. Brandi smash!’

  29. Lauren March 13, 2014 at 4:12 pm #

    Mini golf made by artists plus booze? Yes please.

  30. Frank Byers March 13, 2014 at 5:22 pm #

    Because I haven’t played miniature golf in a long time.

  31. Zach March 13, 2014 at 6:28 pm #

    Smash Putt, cash hut, bird bath, pie
    Smash Putt, cat mutt, poke you in the eye

  32. Kelli March 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm #

    This is the first I’ve heard of this and I like what I hear.

  33. Ann March 13, 2014 at 8:42 pm #

    This sounds so cool!

  34. Rise divine March 13, 2014 at 11:08 pm #

    Smashed me some balls before but never on the putting green, nows the chance.

  35. Brittany March 14, 2014 at 1:00 am #

    I miss putt-putt golf.

  36. Dana March 14, 2014 at 8:35 am #

    I missed going last time- it would be great to go this time around.

  37. Jadon Kreinheder March 14, 2014 at 2:23 pm #

    I’ve been wanting to try this out. Hook me up!!!

  38. Lauren March 20, 2014 at 2:22 pm #

    Yes please!

  39. Kimi March 20, 2014 at 2:23 pm #

    Still trying to get to this!

  40. seiji March 21, 2014 at 11:33 am #

    perfect for a date, wouldd love to take my girl there!

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