Win Tickets ($30): Drill Some Holes w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

We’re giving away a pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of March 7-9. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, March 7.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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37 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Drill Some Holes w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Jill truskolaski March 3, 2014 at 4:24 pm #

    this would be so fun to go and do for my birthday on march 29th!

  2. Gabriel March 3, 2014 at 4:55 pm #

    My best friend FINALLY!!!!!! Moved to Portland! I want to take him out and see some of unknown of Portland. More than just clubs and bars. So I think this would be a great start to our adventure or something fun to add to it!! So if we get the chance trust me they would be put to good use!!!

  3. Taylor March 3, 2014 at 5:11 pm #

    The article was posted March 3, but the winner is picked Feb 28?

  4. Colette March 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

    This would be such a creative date night! A girls gotta show off her puttputt skills right?!? ;)

  5. Jared March 3, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

    fourth week in a row entering. Working on a solid string of boigies

  6. Kimberly March 4, 2014 at 9:31 am #

    One of these days…. You will want to give this to me. :)

  7. Grant March 4, 2014 at 11:11 am #

    Putt-putt goose! sounds amazing, I love it!

  8. Jana March 4, 2014 at 12:37 pm #

    I really like the sound of sawing my balls in half!

  9. Tyler Neubauer March 4, 2014 at 12:39 pm #

    Ummmmm……I want this bad. Like, more than anything.

  10. Michael March 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm #

    How many weeks entering this give away does it take to win tickets? FORE!

    Crossing my fingers this is my lucky week.

  11. Crystal March 4, 2014 at 7:41 pm #

    Please tell me the February 28th thing is a typo. I just learned about smash putt the other day and I was fascinated! I want to win so bad!!

  12. Heather March 5, 2014 at 11:13 am #

    I wanted to do Smash Putt last year but the days and times that weren’t sold out I was too busy. I am less busy now, but don’t have the money for a ticket. Oh the irony.

  13. kristina March 5, 2014 at 7:50 pm #

    I want to go for my birthday March 7th!!!!

  14. Nick March 6, 2014 at 8:59 am #

    I want some tickets. It’s been a while since I’ve been mini-golfing.

  15. Kimi March 6, 2014 at 3:28 pm #

    This is such a fun event!

  16. Cory March 6, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

    What a fun chick thing to do!!!!!!!

  17. ROb March 6, 2014 at 3:34 pm #

    This putt putt will be mine.

  18. Aaron March 6, 2014 at 4:04 pm #

    I wanna smash balls

  19. Brian March 6, 2014 at 4:04 pm #

    I’m turning 35 on Sunday and don’t have anything planned. This would be a great way to get my friends to join me on a Dunday evening.

  20. free March 6, 2014 at 4:06 pm #


    i want to play some golf (miniature).

  21. Brad March 6, 2014 at 4:22 pm #

    Keep Portland WeiRd!

  22. george March 6, 2014 at 4:37 pm #

    even Tiger started somewhere…this will be where I did

  23. JJ March 6, 2014 at 4:59 pm #

    This sounds like a blast. I’d love to go!

  24. Eric March 6, 2014 at 6:00 pm #

    Sounds like an absolutely smashing time… FOUR! Or is it FORE? Obviously my game needs practice.

  25. Jeremy Brill March 6, 2014 at 7:23 pm #

    Love mini golf

  26. Sophie March 6, 2014 at 8:18 pm #

    mini golf with drinking? sign me up.

  27. Dave H March 6, 2014 at 9:04 pm #

    Balls smashed and holes drilled huh!!! This could make miniature golf mainstream again!! I haven’t done this in 20 years ( golfing that is). :)

  28. Jane March 6, 2014 at 11:11 pm #

    I’ve never been miniature (or any kind of) golfing! Might as well do it drunk my first time!

  29. Alisha March 7, 2014 at 3:27 am #

    I would love to experience this!

  30. Michelle W. March 7, 2014 at 7:23 am #

    Would love to go and have a good excuse to go out this weekend. Free tickets make excuses so much easier. Thanks!

  31. Jessica March 7, 2014 at 7:54 am #

    Smash boom pow mission impossibhole!!!

  32. Jamie March 7, 2014 at 9:41 am #

    I have been dying to go to this! Rave reviews from a friend. This sounds like the ultimate interactive experience.

  33. Allie March 7, 2014 at 11:41 am #

    Ive been wanting to go do this! looks like fun!!! :)

  34. Minh T March 7, 2014 at 12:08 pm #

    Are you to good for your home!

  35. Kate March 7, 2014 at 12:26 pm #

    It’s the end of the world as we know it…and I want smash putt tickets……..

  36. roland March 7, 2014 at 3:27 pm #

    this would be great for me and my kids on a tight budget

    • roland March 7, 2014 at 3:49 pm #

      by kids i mean my roomates

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