Win Tickets ($30): Fill Some Holes w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

Here’s another chance to WIN tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of February 28-March 2. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, February 28.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays, Opens at 6 p.m. | 21+
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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46 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Fill Some Holes w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Gigi February 26, 2014 at 2:17 pm #

    Sounds like fun! I’ve always wanted to go.

  2. Joshua Glassman February 26, 2014 at 6:25 pm #

    I love mini golf! Sign me up!

  3. Kelley C February 26, 2014 at 10:48 pm #

    Sounds like a good night to me! Would love the chance to go!

  4. Richard February 27, 2014 at 10:07 am #

    Reagan smash!!!

  5. Lea Anna February 27, 2014 at 10:15 am #

    Still haven’t made it out to this thing and really want to!

  6. Heidi February 27, 2014 at 3:09 pm #

    I love miniature golf, sounds amazing!

  7. John D February 27, 2014 at 3:09 pm #

    Because putt putt and cocktails.

  8. Cory February 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

    Golf me

  9. Michelle W February 27, 2014 at 3:13 pm #

    Hoping to go to this event, would love free tickets!!

  10. Ry February 27, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    Booze and Bedlam. What’s not to love?

  11. Liz February 27, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    It’s Smash Putt! Why would I *not* want to win?!?

  12. Staci February 27, 2014 at 3:39 pm #

    I need an adult play date!!!! I’m a single mama and would love to get out with a date and have fun :) sounds like an awesome place. This is my free weekend too!

  13. erica February 27, 2014 at 3:46 pm #

    Because everyone needs a little putt-putt.

  14. Hailey Leiby February 27, 2014 at 3:46 pm #

    This would be an awesome birthday present for my fiancée!

  15. Greg February 27, 2014 at 3:51 pm #

    As long as I don’t have to smash my balls.

  16. Michael February 27, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    Maybe this weekend I’ll get a hole in one when I get that coveted email from PDX Pipeline saying that I won the tickets!

    It’s rainy so indoor golf and drinks are perfect solution to staying dry.

  17. Jimi February 27, 2014 at 4:08 pm #

    I wanna play mini golf ALL NIGHT LONG… all night.

  18. Heather February 27, 2014 at 4:20 pm #

    I’ve been wanting to try this, it looks like fun!

  19. Rinna February 27, 2014 at 4:23 pm #


  20. Alissa February 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm #

    Sounds super funny and awesome! Would make for a great date night or bonding time with roomies!

  21. Jane February 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm #


  22. Linda February 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm #

    My boyfriend has never golfed and this would be a fun even to get him interested. What a great date!

  23. Melanie February 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm #

    My mom is coming to visit and we always used to go to putt-putt on vacations when i was a kid… Plus Mom/Adult-Daughter bonding time over mini golf and cocktails would be spectacular

  24. jim February 27, 2014 at 5:29 pm #

    I want to get my mini-golf on

  25. Tom K's Girl February 27, 2014 at 5:32 pm #

    Because whoever wrote ” get your balls smashed and your holes trashed” is my new muse.. Holy crow !

    And you said booze and golf… I’m in!!
    Toss those tickets my way!

  26. Ryan February 27, 2014 at 5:44 pm #

    Been trying to win these tix for weeks

  27. Jessica February 27, 2014 at 5:45 pm #

    Sounds like a smashing good time!

  28. Don b February 27, 2014 at 5:49 pm #

    Putt putt go!

  29. Zach February 27, 2014 at 5:49 pm #

    Reagan smash! Reagan smash!

  30. Sean February 27, 2014 at 6:23 pm #

    Perfect for a first date as I can show my sensitivity towards aggression…..or is that aggression towards sensitivity?

  31. Joe bergenstock February 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm #

    Used to live by the old location and always had something going on! This year I have already made some plans to go!

    Would really love to have a bonus and go for free!

    On a side note I have a trophy from when I was 10 for consecutive holes in won in an actually putt putt amateur tournament!

  32. Jade February 27, 2014 at 8:10 pm #

    I am obsessed with smash putt!

  33. Kaycee February 27, 2014 at 8:17 pm #

    Mini golf rocks! Never heard of this event but it sounds awesome and I would love to try it out!

  34. Sarah G February 27, 2014 at 8:27 pm #

    I REALLY want to go to this – please pick me!

  35. Dana February 27, 2014 at 9:22 pm #

    I was hoping to go last time this was around but didn’t have the chance- would love to go this time.

  36. Yume February 27, 2014 at 9:28 pm #

    Mini Golf + Booze? Sold!

  37. Hellballs February 27, 2014 at 9:51 pm #

    Over many moons and with many men I have introduced the putter and the small ball as a way to pick my perfect mate, with varying success. Some are mild, and the dimpled sphere barely moves towards the goal, the club rendered nearly useless with timid pokes by sweaty damp hands. Some are too aggressively, with one brutal stroke shooting the tiny projectile far into the wild – ending the game before the goal is hit.
    Please give me the opportunity to test yet another suitor, and see if he has the right mix of power and accuracy, and achieve a hole in one at smash putt.

  38. jenise February 27, 2014 at 10:42 pm #

    Bombastic fun! I’m definitely in on this!

  39. mike February 27, 2014 at 10:43 pm #

    Bring on the noise…bring on the putt!

  40. andy February 27, 2014 at 11:12 pm #

    I’m entertaining friends from Colorado this weekend. Need something awesome to do!

  41. Megan February 28, 2014 at 12:08 am #

    My husband and I need a fun date night activity. It’s been to long since we’ve gone out and just had some fun!!

  42. Jared February 28, 2014 at 8:07 am #

    This is the 3rd week in a row that I have entered. Pretty soon I’ll be starting the back nine holes. Please send me

  43. kirissa February 28, 2014 at 8:53 am #

    perfect timing…. I’m turning 26 march 7th and me and some friends are looking to have a blast in portland that weekend. winning me some tickets to play this new style of mini gulf sounds amazing and is exactly what this birthday girl is looking for. sign me up. ;)

  44. Christine February 28, 2014 at 12:14 pm #

    Ooohh! I haven’t had a good round of putt-putt since I was a kid!

  45. Jack February 28, 2014 at 2:32 pm #


  46. Kait February 28, 2014 at 2:42 pm #

    Celebration of surviving chiropractic midterms!! We would love for it to include mini-golf and beer!

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