Win Tickets ($30): Join the Epic Smash Down w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

We are giving away another pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of February 21-23. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, February 21.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays, Opens at 6 p.m. | 21+
See special night schedule below
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Special Nights

  • Family Friendly Matinees: Feb 16 & March 9, Noon – 3pm
  • Valentines Day: Just a Friday, but heck yeah we’ll be open for it, and we are a great thing to do for a fun Valentines Adventure — even better for a double or triple date!
  • Service Industry Nights: Feb 2nd & Feb 9th — anytime after 5p, show your service industry permit and get in for $5

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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58 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Join the Epic Smash Down w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Kim February 19, 2014 at 10:37 am #

    We want to go before it’s over!!

  2. Cate February 19, 2014 at 11:12 am #

    I really want to do this!!!

  3. Jessica February 19, 2014 at 5:22 pm #

    I’ve been trying to win this for weeks!

  4. Lisa February 19, 2014 at 6:19 pm #

    I would love to win this and give it a try before some friends come into town!

  5. Jeremy brill February 19, 2014 at 6:29 pm #

    It’s in the hole!

  6. Edy Haskull February 19, 2014 at 9:52 pm #

    This sounds awesome! Would love to play a round! My birthday is on 3-2 so you know, I wouldn’t exactly hate it if you hooked me up! Cheers! E.H.

  7. Michael February 19, 2014 at 10:50 pm #

    Maybe this week I’ll get that email from PDX Pipeline, I really want these tickets :)

  8. Jared February 20, 2014 at 8:02 am #

    I enter this every week, but this is my birthday weekend so maybe i will get lucky. Send me to the hole

  9. Steve February 20, 2014 at 12:05 pm #

    I want to win because this sounds like a blast!

  10. Jason February 20, 2014 at 12:34 pm #

    This place looks and sounds Epic!!

  11. Phoebe February 20, 2014 at 2:06 pm #

    I’d like to win to mix up mine and my boyfriend’s boring old date nights of dinner and a movie. This sounds rad!!

  12. NANCY February 20, 2014 at 3:00 pm #

    I am new to town and haven’t been able to putt in a while. My bf and I would love this!!! Crossing my fingers!

  13. Sandy February 20, 2014 at 3:00 pm #

    This sounds like a blast! I’d love to win tickets!!!

  14. ryanherron February 20, 2014 at 3:01 pm #

    I just found the flyer from smashputt 2010 in my car the other day (ok, it needs a cleaning). Good times! Would love to go back.

  15. Sasha February 20, 2014 at 3:04 pm #

    I would love to check this out sounds pretty cool, I’ve never been to something like this. Pick me so I can see what it’s all about

  16. Sarah G February 20, 2014 at 3:07 pm #

    I love mini golf!

  17. Caitlin February 20, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

    This looks so cool! Pick me!!!

  18. Rachel Stokes February 20, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    This sounds like SO much fun!

  19. Stephanie February 20, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    My boyfriend lives to miniature

  20. Megan Andricos February 20, 2014 at 3:19 pm #

    Putting is cool.

  21. birdonit February 20, 2014 at 3:24 pm #

    Third time’s the charm? I want to go so bad, that if I don’t win this time, I’ll actually pay money.

  22. Adam Rust February 20, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

    I want to win because I love mini golf and I never get to do it! Pick me!

  23. Kimi February 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm #

    I love SmashPutt!

  24. Melody February 20, 2014 at 4:02 pm #

    I love mini golf and this looks like an awesome course! It’d be worth a break from studying!

  25. Lisa February 20, 2014 at 4:24 pm #

    Please pick me! I have been stuck inside for the last 3 weekend with sick kiddos and snow!!! I need out!!!

  26. Alyssa February 20, 2014 at 4:31 pm #

    Throw those tickets thisaway!! I love me some putt putt :-)

  27. Linda February 20, 2014 at 5:04 pm #

    I have a friend visiting and I’d love to take her to a cool event like this.

  28. seth francis February 20, 2014 at 5:06 pm #

    This must be my sport cuz I swing with the best, I putt from the rough, and I know how to club. My balls hit the sweet spot, and I sink in the hole, I am a dirty old golfer with a chevy chase soul…. nnnnnnnn………..ffffffffffaaaaaa……dddddddd………… be the ball!

  29. lisa February 20, 2014 at 5:10 pm #

    i want to go before it ends!

  30. jim February 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm #

    I want to take part in the coolest putt golf around.

  31. Jeremiah February 20, 2014 at 5:59 pm #

    This sounds like a blast. It would be sweet to win a couple tickets.

  32. Eric February 20, 2014 at 6:16 pm #

    Time for an epic contest win here – would be a lot of fun!

  33. Stephanie! February 20, 2014 at 8:10 pm #

    I LOVE putt putt golf! This sounds like what the Holocene used to (still does?) do every year or two. Those nights were some of my favorite nights :-)

  34. Jeff February 20, 2014 at 8:56 pm #

    holy guacamole this sounds amazing! yes please!

  35. jimbobber February 20, 2014 at 9:34 pm #

    To putt my butt off!

  36. Krysten February 20, 2014 at 9:43 pm #

    Are the golf balls really little bombs? That’s ok with me since I’d want to be put out of my misery after an inevitably terrible stroke…..if I can even make contact with the ball!

  37. Mikey B February 20, 2014 at 9:50 pm #

    Hulk Smash! Hulk putt? Yes please.

  38. Mark February 20, 2014 at 9:55 pm #

    I love to play with my balls!

  39. Ayla Rose Gilbert February 20, 2014 at 10:10 pm #

    I have family in town and I would love to show them the greatness that is Smash Putt! I need more winter-friendly things to do in Portland with visitors! Please pick me!

  40. Danielle February 20, 2014 at 10:19 pm #

    I would like to win because I have been wanting to smash some putts. :)

  41. Jessica February 20, 2014 at 10:19 pm #

    This is so flippin fun! The mission impossible hole is exciting. Would love to go again.

  42. Lidio February 20, 2014 at 10:28 pm #

    This sounds like the cooleat thing ever! I can’t imagine anything more fun to do downtown in this beautifully Portland weather!

  43. Dana February 21, 2014 at 12:18 am #

    How have I not heard of this?? Thanks PDX pipeline!

  44. mary b February 21, 2014 at 12:30 am #

    I wanna be your putz!!! Johnny and I will do you proud!

  45. rae February 21, 2014 at 2:03 am #

    My boyfriend gave away the tickets I had bought for my friends to go to a show on the 21st of February. my friends have the babysitter ready to go now but no plans. this would help me make up for my original gift because this sounds even better :)

  46. Stephen February 21, 2014 at 8:39 am #

    Mini putt putt!! This is exactly what I need right now!! It’s just what the doctor ordered.

  47. Hayley February 21, 2014 at 9:25 am #

    I’ve never been! And I’m bored as eff and need to get out of my apartment. Pretty please :)

  48. Lea Anna February 21, 2014 at 10:38 am #

    Am I too late? My boyfriend and I want to see this thing in action and try to conquer the course.

  49. Ken Texley February 21, 2014 at 11:03 am #

    I love mini-golf and have yet to go to Smash-Putt. This would really be great to win tickets!

  50. Michelle W. February 21, 2014 at 11:25 am #

    Just heard about Smash Putt and would love to get there during its run!

  51. David February 21, 2014 at 12:31 pm #

    Yes please! I love golf!!

  52. Claire February 21, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

    Me please! Sounds like great weekend fun

  53. free February 21, 2014 at 1:39 pm #

    hulk SMASH!… putt.

  54. Pobz February 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm #

    I love smashing balls. This sounds like fun.

  55. Kim Oates February 21, 2014 at 2:41 pm #

    I am absolutely the worst at putt putt golf. But I LOVE Smash Putt. Personal embarrassment aside, I want to go with my hubby in the worst way. :)

  56. Sophie February 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm #

    This sounds like a blast! Mini golf is good. Mini golf + booze = better.

  57. emily February 22, 2014 at 11:38 am #

    OH YEAH. Smash putt! I wanna go!

  58. Ken K February 23, 2014 at 6:21 pm #

    Planning on taking a girl here for our first date! We will have the funs, there is no other option.

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