Win Tickets ($30): Join the Epic Smash Down w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

We are giving away another pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of February 14-16. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, February 14.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays, Opens at 6 p.m. | 21+
See special night schedule below
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Special Nights

  • Family Friendly Matinees: Feb 16 & March 9, Noon – 3pm
  • Valentines Day: Just a Friday, but heck yeah we’ll be open for it, and we are a great thing to do for a fun Valentines Adventure — even better for a double or triple date!
  • Service Industry Nights: Feb 2nd & Feb 9th — anytime after 5p, show your service industry permit and get in for $5

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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40 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Join the Epic Smash Down w/ Portland Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Al February 12, 2014 at 2:27 am #

    yes please! I found out about this place a few weeks ago and have been curious to go!

  2. Rachel February 12, 2014 at 9:41 am #


  3. David February 12, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    David Smash!

  4. Alex February 12, 2014 at 3:56 pm #

    I am tiger woods.

  5. Sean February 12, 2014 at 7:41 pm #

    Smash Putt pretty much describes what I do on the golf course anyway so it’d be nice to do it in a more artistic setting where it’s considered the norm.

  6. MMMichael February 13, 2014 at 11:49 am #

    “The chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world” means I have to go! Pick me please!

  7. Lara February 13, 2014 at 12:56 pm #

    This looks like a blast! I can’t imagine spending my Saturday evening any other way! whooooho!

  8. MattG February 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm #

    Smash putt ALL THE WAY! This is so great. This place looks so cool, I really want to check it out!

  9. Rob February 13, 2014 at 2:40 pm #

    I want to do ridiculous putt putt and I want to do it now.

  10. birdonit February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm #

    This is my V Day dream date! Let’s break stuff!!

  11. Liz February 13, 2014 at 2:47 pm #

    I just heard about this and would love to go!

  12. Linda February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm #

    What a perfect date night! Yes, please! I’m excited!

  13. Taneka February 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm #

    I haven’t been in a super long time and would love to go there on a Saturday night :-D :-D (

  14. erica February 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm #

    Small white balls!

  15. Anne February 13, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

    Yes, I’d like to hit de little white ball into de little hole.

  16. Elizabeth February 13, 2014 at 3:42 pm #

    please please please! pick me!

  17. Mike February 13, 2014 at 3:47 pm #

    I am not Tiger Woods.

  18. Stef February 13, 2014 at 3:47 pm #

    Perfect left of conventional fun for a some left of conventional people :-)

  19. Chris February 13, 2014 at 3:58 pm #

    I love the idea of smashing balls!

  20. Lea Anna February 13, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    My guy and I love putt putt and this is right up our alley.

  21. nikki February 13, 2014 at 4:04 pm #

    What a great way to keep portland weird. Experience a new thing to do in portland and enjoy time with a friend

  22. Lance Mayhew February 13, 2014 at 6:00 pm #

    Sounds like fun

  23. Seth February 13, 2014 at 6:10 pm #

    Oh yeah, my lady loves golf, especially the mini kind.

  24. jim February 13, 2014 at 7:15 pm #

    I would love to attend because it is so cool and fun.

  25. Steven February 13, 2014 at 7:46 pm #

    ooh! ooh! pick me! I frickin’ looooove me some wacky adventures and putt-putt!

  26. zachariah james February 13, 2014 at 9:50 pm #

    I’ve never been so excited to smash my balls!

  27. Josh D. February 13, 2014 at 10:14 pm #

    I don’t want to miss this again, and boy-howdy could I use a good cathartic experience like this!

  28. Anthony February 13, 2014 at 11:00 pm #

    I would love to smash things this weekend

  29. Dan February 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm #

    Hi, My wife’s 1st date with me was at a putt-putt, and she married me anyway.This would be a great surprise if we got this, and the high end booze can’t hurt either.

  30. Kimberly February 14, 2014 at 6:02 am #

    I would love to play miniature golf..please count me in!

  31. Mary b February 14, 2014 at 7:03 am #

    Can I get a handicap please?? :)

  32. Cory February 14, 2014 at 9:02 am #

    Please Putt me in for the contest!!

  33. Minh T February 14, 2014 at 10:25 am #

    Me want smash!

  34. Gretchen Pacheco February 14, 2014 at 10:43 am #

    What a wonderful excuse to tear it up! I need a little Smash Putt in my life.

  35. Michelle W. February 14, 2014 at 11:02 am #

    Would love an excuse to visit!

  36. eliz February 14, 2014 at 3:55 pm #

    Please pick me! We want to have some fun this weekend!!!

  37. T February 14, 2014 at 5:04 pm #

    Ooooooh la golf!

  38. Nate February 14, 2014 at 10:17 pm #

    I love to put-put

  39. Leonard February 15, 2014 at 5:53 am #

    Haven’t played since a kid!

  40. Andy February 15, 2014 at 10:54 am #

    Artistic Thunderdome Miniature Golf… count me in.

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