Win Tickets ($30): Get your Balls Crushed w/ Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

We are giving away another pair of tickets to Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse the weekend of February 7-9. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Friday, February 7.

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From our sponsors:
Smash PuttSmash Putt!
January 31-March 30, 2014
Fridays to Sundays, Opens at 6 p.m. | 21+
See special night schedule below
Check website for times, prices & advance tickets:

MEGA Miniature Golf Apocalypse!
140 NW 4th Ave, Old Town, Portland

Smash Putt! Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse, returns for an epic Portland smash down.

Presenting devious devices with wicked robotic brains engineered by crazed artists – miniature golf will never be the same again. Inventively delicious, Smash Putt! is the chocolate covered potato chip of the miniature golf world. Come get your putt on, play Atari, survive an earthquake, and get your balls sawed, drilled and smashed.

Starting January 31st, everyone is invited to nine weekends of mechanized mayhem! Enjoy ingenious fun with an earnest low brow sensibility and put your balls on the line for an experience you won’t forget! Launch balls at moving targets! Putt past accelerator pads. Dodge devilish actuators. Press the giant glowing button to scramble the course as your opponent takes a swing! Every hole is dripping with excitement, creativity and intrigue!

Smash Putt! offers VIP lounges, a top shelf bar with hand-crafted cocktails, local personalities, inventive surprises, and good old fashioned fun.

Drop it in your calendar pronto! In just nine weekends it’s all over! 21+ fun gets your balls smashed and your holes trashed late into the night.

Special Nights

  • Family Friendly Matinees: Feb 16 & March 9, Noon – 3pm
  • Valentines Day: Just a Friday, but heck yeah we’ll be open for it, and we are a great thing to do for a fun Valentines Adventure — even better for a double or triple date!
  • Service Industry Nights: Feb 2nd & Feb 9th — anytime after 5p, show your service industry permit and get in for $5

Prices and times will vary, please see for advance tickets & to sign up for the mailing list!

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37 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Get your Balls Crushed w/ Smash Putt! @ Mega Miniature Golf Apocalypse | Nine Weekends of Mechanized Mayhem, VIP Lounges, Hand-crafted Cocktails

  1. Gabriel February 4, 2014 at 3:30 pm #

    So I lost my job about 2 months ago and my boy friends has been paying for Everything since then and he always goes above and beyond. I think it would be great if I could have a chance to take him out to something to show I’ll do what I can for our adventures.

  2. JennW February 4, 2014 at 4:38 pm #

    It’s putt-putt and booze – why wouldn’t you want to go??

  3. Natalie February 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm #

    Would love to check this out…on a student budget.

  4. Aurianna February 4, 2014 at 5:32 pm #

    I”m celebrating graduation this weekend! Pick me!!!

  5. Jessica February 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm #

    It sounds to crazy to try unless I win tickets!!

  6. Rich February 4, 2014 at 5:58 pm #

    Golfing + robots = FUN

  7. Chandra February 4, 2014 at 11:07 pm #

    Putt putt putt please pick me for tickets.

  8. Joshua Thomas February 5, 2014 at 12:22 am #

    Alcohol and golf? sounds like a winning combination!

  9. Grant February 5, 2014 at 12:28 pm #

    I honesty can’t think of a reason why I wouldn’t want to attend… the two greatest of all sports combined (putt putt and drinking). Yes and yes.

  10. Yume February 5, 2014 at 9:59 pm #

    Sounds like fun!

  11. Bridgette February 6, 2014 at 3:21 pm #

    Love mini golf! Sounds fun!!

  12. Alexandra February 6, 2014 at 3:26 pm #

    Who doesn’t love Mini Golf? Sure would give this broke chick something to do in Portland and for my BDAY!!!

  13. Amy A February 6, 2014 at 3:31 pm #

    Yay! golf!

  14. Kaila February 6, 2014 at 3:32 pm #

    I’d like to go on a date with my husband!

  15. Andrea February 6, 2014 at 3:34 pm #

    My friend told me about this. Sounds like fun!

  16. Nathan February 6, 2014 at 3:37 pm #

    Hullk Smash!

  17. Rebecca February 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm #

    THis would be such a good time.

  18. birdonit February 6, 2014 at 3:42 pm #

    I still have my ball from the last Smash Putt. I think it needs a friend.

  19. Miranda T February 6, 2014 at 4:10 pm #

    What this comes down to is that you are practically paying me to get buzzed and run around a former Chinese restaurant with a golf club, attacking “targets” and “buttons.”

  20. Buster February 6, 2014 at 4:19 pm #

    I missed out last time…would love to go!
    Thx. Buster

  21. Britney Ward February 6, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

    My love and I are always looking for the next adventure to add to our little black book of memories. He loves to golf, i’m a natural at it & we are always competing, all in fun. This would be a great date night to remember. I hope we get lucky, never won anything before.

  22. Larry Ullman February 6, 2014 at 4:30 pm #

    Hey what better way to stay in the moment…go through the highs and lows of serious putt putt competition and end up not remembering who scored…must be the intake. I wanna go.

  23. ChaChad February 6, 2014 at 5:22 pm #

    My wife and I are very competitive, but I mostly win anything we decide to play. I suck at miniature golf, and I know she would win, so think it would be a great date night for us.

  24. BJones February 6, 2014 at 5:25 pm #

    Thanks for an opportunity to discover this great source of entertainment for free. These tickets would be great for pleasing those most special to me.

  25. MMMichael February 6, 2014 at 5:28 pm #

    I wish corporate golf tournaments were more like this event. Pick my name out of the digital hat, this event sounds like fun!

  26. Jeremy Brill February 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm #

    sounds amazing

  27. Sarah G February 6, 2014 at 5:39 pm #

    I am terrible at golf but in mini golf IT DOESN’T MATTER! SARAH SMASH!!!!!

  28. seth francis February 6, 2014 at 6:00 pm #

    I’m the king of the swingers yeah, the mini-PGA,
    I get my kicks from putting with sticks and that’s why i’ve to got say….
    Let me be the one to win, you can crush and smash my balls,
    I’ll laugh and dance and find romance, in the 19th hole with highballs!!

    Please put me out of my misery and let me win!

  29. Shannon February 6, 2014 at 6:12 pm #

    I’m the Happy Gilmore of Mini Golf and you better pick me, or else I’ll break your teeth in!!!

  30. Mark February 6, 2014 at 7:54 pm #

    What a way to get out some pent up aggression by SMASH PUTT PUTT!!! Add some frosty beverages and what a way to spend an evening. Plus, tired of everyone busting my balls, it’s time for me to bust some of my own.

  31. Jared February 6, 2014 at 8:42 pm #

    I love putt-putt, I love beer. Win some tickets and send me here

  32. Erica February 6, 2014 at 8:46 pm #

    What a fun idea!! I would love to grab a friend and have a blast there! Please pick me!!

  33. Jamie smith February 6, 2014 at 8:55 pm #

    I heard about this last year and really need to check it out! Thanks!

  34. Katie February 6, 2014 at 10:21 pm #

    The 7th is my birthday! And all my plans for it have had to be cancelled because of the snow. But I live close by and could definitely ski/snowshoe/dogsled to Smash Putt!

  35. JAK February 7, 2014 at 10:22 pm #

    This sounds awesome!

  36. Vanessa Meyer February 9, 2014 at 7:28 pm #

    yes please!

  37. Vanessa Meyer February 9, 2014 at 7:29 pm #

    yes please! This would be a blast

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