Win Tickets ($32): Portland Valentine’s Day with Mortified Portland @ Mission Theater | True Stories, Teen Angst

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Valentine’s Day with Mortified Portland @ Mission Theater on February 13. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, February 10.

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From our sponsors:
Mortified PortlandValentine’s Day With Mortified Portland
February 13-15, 2014
Doors 6 p.m. / 8 p.m. Show | $13 ADV / $16 Doors | 21+

McMenamins Mission Theater
1624 NW Glisan St, Portland, OR 97209
(503) 223-4527 | More info:

Mortified, the cult comedy sensation that’s a smash hit in LA, NYC, D.C., San Francisco, Austin, Chicago & Boston returns to McMenamins Mission Theater for a brand new show just in time for Valentine’s Day. Come see angst-filled Portlanders share their shame for three big nights: Thursday, Feb 13, Friday, Feb 14 & Saturday, Feb 15.

Hailed locally by The Oregonian, Portland Monthly, and Willamette Week, and nationally by Newsweek, Entertainment Weekly and NPR’s This American Life, Mortified stars everyday people sharing their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and home movies… in front of total strangers. Witness “personal redemption through public humiliation” in a refreshing show that is equal parts comedic, cathartic and voyeuristic. The largest and longest running project of its kind returns featuring a collection of Portland’s bravest souls.


  • “A grassroots phenomenon” (The Oregonian)
  • “A literary high-wire act” (Portland Monthly)
  • “Enlightening!” (Esquire)
  • “Unbearably intimate… completely funny!” (The Onion AV Club)
  • “Embarrassing, hilarious and just plain wrong!” (Bust Magazine)
  • “Some of the juiciest real life tragedies.” (TimeOut NY)
  • “Heartbreakingly hilarious tales of personal woe & social catastrophe!” (Flavorpill)

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22 Responses to Win Tickets ($32): Portland Valentine’s Day with Mortified Portland @ Mission Theater | True Stories, Teen Angst

  1. Lauren February 4, 2014 at 12:44 pm #

    I’m all about embarrassment.

  2. ALI SUN February 4, 2014 at 12:51 pm #

    Awkward and superfun, just how I like my Valentine’s Day.

  3. Joshua Thomas February 5, 2014 at 12:23 am #

    Seeing people dredge up their embarrassing past would be raucous good time.

  4. Lorelei February 5, 2014 at 12:36 pm #

    This sounds like so much fun!

  5. Rb February 5, 2014 at 5:34 pm #

    Sounds like a fun Thursday night to me!

  6. Mary February 6, 2014 at 1:17 pm #

    This would be the perfect evening for my newly single self!

  7. TomP February 6, 2014 at 3:27 pm #

    Love Teen Angst

  8. Carol February 6, 2014 at 6:56 pm #

    Fun idea for Valentine’s Day!

  9. Jessica February 6, 2014 at 7:06 pm #

    Great gift to my daughter turning 20 this month.

  10. Kacy February 6, 2014 at 11:18 pm #

    I’ve never seem this! Sounds like a great lesson in humility and being able to laugh at ourselves. And other people ;-)

  11. Dorinda February 7, 2014 at 12:25 am #

    I have been dying to go to a Mortified show but simply can’t afford tickets at this time; please allow me to treat a friend to a free night out where we can laugh our cares away! Thank you.

  12. Steve February 7, 2014 at 12:09 pm #

    I want to win because this sounds like a blast!

  13. Sara goldman February 7, 2014 at 4:40 pm #

    Oh. My. Goodness. I would love to see this live. How romantic and fun for valentines day weekend. Please pick me!

  14. Leonard February 7, 2014 at 9:02 pm #

    Mortified PDX is the best!

  15. Kir February 8, 2014 at 12:19 pm #

    Because failure and rejection are the most funny of all; And because it’s probably the safest company to laugh until you pee your pants; And because I’ve been painfully passing kidney stones, causing me to pee when I laugh; for all these reasons, I would love to win.

  16. HJ February 9, 2014 at 9:10 pm #

    Because of the power of storytelling, because of Brene Brown, because Portland stays weird & because I forgot to buy tickets before they sold out!

  17. Danielle February 9, 2014 at 10:46 pm #

    I would like to attend because i was an awkward teen…everyone seemed so cool then, i’m hoping everyone seems just like a big loser like I was.

  18. Wallis February 9, 2014 at 11:41 pm #

    Sounds like the story of my life! Would love to attend.

  19. Toby February 10, 2014 at 11:45 am #

    This sounds mortifying but because all of the reviews were so good, I would like to give it a shot!

  20. Luanda February 10, 2014 at 12:09 pm #

    This sounds great. I’m a big fan of the Vagina Monologues and public soul sharing in general. This is a great idea, and I would love to see it!

  21. beckydancer February 10, 2014 at 1:01 pm #

    I will be out with a fresh new guy! What better way to break up that newly dating awkwardness than with watching someone else’s awkwardness?

  22. Ana Meier February 10, 2014 at 2:03 pm #

    ohhh I want this so bad! I’ve always wanted to go.

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