Win Festival Passes ($150+): 2013 Portland Bridgetown Comedy Festival | 200+ Comedians, Dana Gould, Reggie Watts & More

We are giving away a pair of general admission festival passes for the 2013 Bridgetown Comedy Festival on April 18-21, 2013. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, April 15.

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From our partners at Bridgetown:
2013 Portland Bridgetown Comedy Festival2013 Bridgetown Comedy Festival
April 18-21, 2013
Weekend passes are $79
Tickets & Full Schedule of Events at

The sixth annual Bridgetown Comedy Festival will be held April 18–21 in venues centered around Hawthorne Boulevard. Weekend passes, priced at $79, are on sale now at

Featured performers at this year’s festival include alternative comedy legend and longtime Simpsons writer/producer Dana Gould, the incomparable musician/comedian Reggie Watts (Conan, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell), and creators of the BBC cult comedy hit Look Around You Peter Serafinowicz and Robert Popper. Additionally, comics Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony will bring their popular podcast “Walking the Room” to Bridgetown for the first time.

Acclaimed performers making a Bridgetown debut include Karen Kilgariff (Mr. Show), Julian McCullough (Love You, Mean It; Late Night with Jimmy Fallon), Laura Kightlinger (Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show), Blaine Capatch (Comedians of Comedy, Web Soup), Christian Duguay (MadTV, Ridiculousness), Seth Herzog (Chappelle’s Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon), and Jermaine Fowler (The Eric Andre Show).

Renowned comedians returning to Bridgetown in 2013 include Moshe Kasher, Todd Glass, Myq Kaplan, Baron Vaughn, Chris Fairbanks, Matt Kirshen, David Angelo, Kurt Braunohler, Tone Bell, Sean O’Connor, and festival co-founder Matt Braunger (Up All Night, MadTV). Howard Kremer and Kulap Vilaysack will revisit the festival with their podcast “Who Charted?”

Amongst the dozens of special shows scheduled are Bryan Cook’s hilarious “Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction”—which has gained national recognition after its breakout success at last year’s Bridgetown—Samantha Varela’s show “Picture This,” in which comedians perform while being illustrated live by top animators and cartoonists, and the Bridgetown debut of Mike Schmidt’s long-running podcast “The 40-Year-Old Boy.” “Crappy Cinema Council” descends from Brooklyn, and Los Angeles sends its mainstays “Put Your Hands Together,” “Holy F***,” and “The Super Serious Show.” Fans will also be treated to Nato Green’s improvised comedy battle “Iron Comic” and a stage appearance from Mike Burns’ popular Twitter character in “Dadboner & Friends, You Guys.”

Among the various star-studded showcases on the schedule are the following very special additions, just announced.

Theme Park

Oscar Nuñez (The Office) and Michael Hitchcock (Best In Show, Glee) join Janet Varney (Burning Love) and Cole Stratton (Rifftrax) for two nights of hilarious long-form improv comedy. Theme Park has become a favorite of Bridgetown audiences, and the troupe makes its third Bridgetown appearance this year, featuring guest monologist Natasha Leggero (Reno 911!, Burning Love).

An Early Afternoon with The Simpsons

Longtime Simpsons writers and special Bridgetown guests Matt Selman, Brian Kelley, and Dana Gould reveal the yellow underbelly of the long-running animated hit and American treasure. What is the Springfield–Portland connection? What surprises will be revealed this season? What are the jokes Fox wouldn’t let you see? These three insiders offer answers to anything and everything Simpsons-related in a forum you won’t want to miss.

Lance Bangs’s Come Laugh With Us

Filmmaker Lance Bangs returns to Bridgetown for his third year of curating a night of great standup comedy and rare footage of comedians and musicians from his personal collection, including Moshe Kasher, Howard Kremer, and Karen Kilgariff.

The JV Club

Janet Varney hosts this popular podcast on the Nerdist network in which she explores the highs and lows of bygone years with some of her favorite funny ladies. Expect lots of laughs as they talk their way through the terrible teens into some semblance of adulthood.


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173 Responses to Win Festival Passes ($150+): 2013 Portland Bridgetown Comedy Festival | 200+ Comedians, Dana Gould, Reggie Watts & More

  1. Lindsay April 9, 2013 at 4:06 pm #

    Because this sounds like a blast!!!

    • Lynn April 11, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

      My husband is a huge Simpsons fan! I’d love to surprise him with these tickets. The whole event sounds great!!!

    • Amanda Wolff April 11, 2013 at 7:12 pm #

      Pick me, pick me! I wanna be funny!

  2. Becky April 9, 2013 at 4:09 pm #

    I need some laughs in my life about now and I love Reggie Watts

  3. Lynn April 9, 2013 at 4:13 pm #

    My ex-boyfriend is a “Portland comic”. I’d like to see some real comedy now!

  4. Jessica April 9, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

    I still haven’t experienced comedy in Portland. I would really like the chance.

  5. Claire April 9, 2013 at 4:20 pm #

    Oh wow. I want one so bad but I just can’t afford it this year! PLEEEEEASE! This is my favorite of all the fests!

  6. Drew April 9, 2013 at 4:24 pm #

    I would like to see talented comics tell funny jokes that will make me laugh.

  7. Dani April 9, 2013 at 4:25 pm #

    I would love to win, I didn’t get to go last year. Please… with sugar on top…

  8. Paul Larson April 9, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

    I will be in town for the weekend from Virginia, which has an almost non-existent comedy scene. Louis C.K. came to Richmond three weeks ago FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. So yeah, I need a weekend of comedy in my life.

  9. Neva April 9, 2013 at 4:34 pm #

    I watch a lot of stand-up comedy on Netflix and would like to see some in-person for a change!

  10. Bill W. April 9, 2013 at 4:35 pm #

    I have the dates clear and my laugh meter is registering a deficit. Let’s fix that.

  11. Megan April 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm #

    I’d love to see Peter Seracafawjkejdijdkdj

  12. colin April 9, 2013 at 4:40 pm #


  13. Kimbo Slice April 9, 2013 at 4:42 pm #

    I’ll have just moved out of my apartment into an expensive new house, and will be high on cleaning chemical fumes. So you should pick me, because I’ll already think everything is hilarious.

  14. Donna April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm #

    This would be a weekend to remember ;)

  15. Elizabeth Martin April 9, 2013 at 5:08 pm #

    My New Year’s resolution was to became funnier. I joined Twitter, that didn’t help. But I am confident seeing some real hilarious people will. Help me beat this resolution!

  16. Hilary Andriesian April 9, 2013 at 5:16 pm #

    Because at the end of the month (4/26 to be exact), I will turn 52…this is the year I equal the count of a deck of cards. 4 times 13. All I need is the ultimate Joker. Help me in my search to complete my big fat deck. Thank you so much. PS Oh yeah, and at least a dozen decks’ worth of people have noted that I am extremely HILARY-ous, which is definitively definitive and eponymous. And maybe even guffaw-worthy. HA and maybe even onomonopoetic as my initials are HA.

  17. Jessica Rupert April 9, 2013 at 5:20 pm #

    I can’t volunteer for the first time this year but would love to catch some of the shows. *fingers crossed*

  18. chris April 9, 2013 at 5:27 pm #

    Because the bagdad is beautiful and I got a flat tire today!

  19. TJ April 9, 2013 at 5:40 pm #

    (Nelson) ha ha! Now please give me some tickets, I mean guffaws.

  20. Sian April 9, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    We got a taste of the fun at the Hollywood Theatre when Matt Braunger was last in town. Hope we win

  21. Russ Golobic April 9, 2013 at 5:51 pm #

    Q: What’s green and skates?
    A: Peggy Flem.

    Q: What’s green and sings?
    A: Frank Snot

  22. Ian April 9, 2013 at 6:08 pm #

    Reggie Watts is awesome, I’d love to check this out

  23. Mark April 9, 2013 at 6:21 pm #

    I’ve been waiting for this all year! I’m a huge fan of Todd Glasa, Moshe Kasher, Dana Gould, Reggie Watts, Matt Braunger, Ian Karmel… What a great line-up!

  24. Dave April 9, 2013 at 6:32 pm #

    Really, math to be able to comment? If I’d known there was gonna be a test I might have paid attention in college!

    I want to go because I like to laugh, why else would you want a comedy festival?

  25. Stacey April 9, 2013 at 6:58 pm #

    i must go!

  26. Ron April 9, 2013 at 7:24 pm #

    Wowwwww what a line up of fantastic comedy here in Portland. Being only in the Portland area for less then 1 year I’m loving life here.
    Me and the wife would love to go to such an event as this. Last week was her birthday and we didn’t get out to do anything so this would be a great chance to plan this, and our 1 year anniversary is April 26th.
    So this would make a great gift that the both of us would enjoy and also show great local support for such a event.
    We would love tickets to this if can.

  27. Amy April 9, 2013 at 8:02 pm #

    I really, really want to go to this. It sounds like such a fun evening or evenings :) and I would love to partake! I have had my eye on this for a while now.

  28. Jennifer April 9, 2013 at 8:03 pm #

    Because I could really use a good laugh right now.

  29. Christine April 9, 2013 at 8:14 pm #

    Please choose meeeee!!!! What a blast!

  30. Erica April 9, 2013 at 8:43 pm #

    I would love to win these tickets!! I love to laugh, and would be so excited to enjoy this event with my boyfriend. Please pick me!!

  31. Kyle Keith April 9, 2013 at 9:00 pm #

    Because I wanna support my scene!
    I book some of these people and desire to know more comedians!

    Can’t you just put me on the guest list or something and give these free tickets to some other nice people?

  32. Jace April 9, 2013 at 9:21 pm #

    I love to laugh!

  33. Andrea April 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    Because we just returned to PDX after a decade away and this would be a great way to kick-off our welcome back to this great city :)

  34. Melissa April 9, 2013 at 9:57 pm #

    who are these comedians,,,,i need to know! please let meh go!

  35. Erin April 9, 2013 at 11:04 pm #

    I play stand-up in my classroom when my students are calm. Most days they’re not. It’ll be late in the year, and I’ll need some laughs to get me through till June. Help!

  36. Rb. April 9, 2013 at 11:05 pm #

    Because Bridgetown is a blast and I’m feeling a bit poor. Fingers crossed.

  37. Jon April 10, 2013 at 5:44 am #

    Originally I was a little disappointed in the lineup but after looking a little closer, and waiting too long to get tickets this actually looks pretty solid. I would be stoked to win tickets and check out some of these new acts, regardless will make a few of the events.

  38. M Siosal April 10, 2013 at 6:40 am #

    Winning tickets to this event would let me make my husband’s year – no way we can swing the cost to go otherwise and I think he may implode knowing some of his favorite comedians are in town and not able to see them.

  39. J Siosal April 10, 2013 at 7:59 am #

    Peter Serafinowicz is my estranged father and has refused every attempt I’ve made at contacting him for restitutions. I need to see him to serve him his birthday cards for the past 5 years, take an albums worth of pictures, be lulled into sweet sleep by his dulcimer tones and to spoon in the style of the Greco-Roman (doused in sweet oils). Please disregard that he is only a few years older than me, as them’s the breaks in our family.

  40. Siosal April 10, 2013 at 8:32 am #

    Peter Serafinowicz is my estranged father and has refused every attempt I’ve made at contacting him for restitutions. I need to see him to serve him his birthday cards for the past 5 years, take an albums worth of pictures, be lulled into sweet sleep by his dulcimer tones and to spoon in the style of the Greco-Roman (doused in sweet oils). Please disregard that he is only a few years older than me, as them’s the breaks in our family

  41. Jennifer April 10, 2013 at 8:36 am #

    Because I don’t live in Portland, but I would like to be persuaded to move there.

  42. Danielle April 10, 2013 at 8:41 am #

    I want to go because I need a dose of life. To attend would be to laugh, cringe, guffaw, chortle, cry, and giggle, if only to feel alive.

  43. Casey April 10, 2013 at 9:52 am #

    My best friend is visiting from out of town that weekend, would be pretty damn sweet to be able to go to

  44. Kevin April 10, 2013 at 11:42 am #

    Omg. Lived in Portland for 4 years but have never been able to afford to go yet. Hoping this will be the year! Go to helium regularly but would love to check out the different venues and awesome comedians. Help this young gun out please :)

  45. Kaisy April 10, 2013 at 11:48 am #

    Im from Europe and I’ve never been to a festival like that. If I win I’m gonna give the tickets to my boyfriend as a surprise and he’s probably gonna think I’m definitely the best thing after sliced bread.

  46. Ana Meier April 10, 2013 at 1:28 pm #

    I wanna go so bad!! Seeing Reggie Watts (and everyone else) would be amazing.

  47. Curtis Jewell April 10, 2013 at 1:41 pm #

    I’ve been really into stand up and it’d be awesome to see some live!!

  48. Megan April 10, 2013 at 1:49 pm #

    I have many responsibilities that weekend, but I would be willing to eschew them if only you would provide me tickets?

  49. ulises April 10, 2013 at 2:25 pm #

    If I win I’ll laugh more!!!

  50. Jesse April 10, 2013 at 5:50 pm #

    I want to see this so I can laugh until I start snorting.

  51. Thomas April 10, 2013 at 8:40 pm #

    I need more laufs

  52. Julie April 10, 2013 at 9:35 pm #

    Dear Bridge gods..I would like to go to this festival because I would like to go to this festival. My boyfriend would be ecstatic, as would I. Thank you and good luck to me.

  53. Mallory April 10, 2013 at 10:08 pm #

    Ain’t nobody got time for that…oh wait yes I do!

  54. Andrew April 10, 2013 at 10:41 pm #

    I’m broke and need some humor in my life.

  55. Aaron Levinson April 11, 2013 at 12:16 am #

    You’ve just gotta pick me…my jokes aren’t cutting it in my head. Why’d the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

  56. Natalie April 11, 2013 at 8:22 am #

    Because Reggie Watts rocks! (and I can’t afford this)

  57. Bryn Stephens April 11, 2013 at 11:53 am #

    I would love to win these tickets and give my girlfriend a break from the stress of school. Even though you failed to get Iliza Schlesinger to perform. I’ll let that slide this once.

  58. grizwald April 11, 2013 at 12:05 pm #

    Is it sad that I busted out a calculator to do 9 times 3?

  59. Lauren Crum April 11, 2013 at 12:15 pm #

    Please! :(

  60. becca April 11, 2013 at 12:16 pm #

    Yes. I love comedy.

  61. Micaela April 11, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    I’ve never been but always wanted to go! Pick me! Pretty please! ;)

  62. Matt W April 11, 2013 at 1:14 pm #

    I’d love to attend the comedy fest

  63. Michael April 11, 2013 at 1:17 pm #

    I need to impress a young lady, and nothing works better than comedy (?) and foresight (yes).

  64. Alison Herron April 11, 2013 at 1:31 pm #

    I hope I win!!! Natasha Leggero, Lance Bangs, Mike Burns, Howard Kremer, and more – what an amazing line up!!! Fingers crossed….

  65. aaron April 11, 2013 at 1:39 pm #

    I wanna go because Reggie Watts is a personal hero. Not of mine, but I’m sure somebody.

  66. Mike Snyder April 11, 2013 at 2:42 pm #

    Thank you for the offer, I would love to attend the comedy fest! I love stand-up comedy.

  67. bkosty April 11, 2013 at 2:42 pm #

    A) Need more comedy in life
    B) Need more good comedy in life
    C) If you choose me there may be employee store passes to one of the three big Portland apparel manufacturers involved :o

  68. Nick April 11, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

    I’d love to see Reggie.

  69. Abby April 11, 2013 at 2:44 pm #

    I would love to go to this! I go to a lot of open-mics to support local comedy and would love to go to this festival to see new up and coming comedies as well some hilarious seasoned vets.

  70. Heather April 11, 2013 at 2:45 pm #

    I would love to win tickets. I don’t know anything about the Portland comedy scene, and this would be a great introduction!

  71. summer April 11, 2013 at 2:46 pm #

    Because laughing is fun!

  72. Vinnie April 11, 2013 at 2:47 pm #

    Would love to take my brother to this!

  73. Cory April 11, 2013 at 2:49 pm #

    I need some belly laughs

  74. Chris Dorr April 11, 2013 at 2:53 pm #

    I should win because…, well,honestly, I would really like it. Plus, people seem to think I’m nice so I could up the nice guy quotient at the festival. That can’t hurt too much…can it?

  75. Stephanie Michelle April 11, 2013 at 2:59 pm #

    My dawg has the cancer!

    And Todd Glass makes my pants want to get up and dance.

  76. Erica April 11, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    I want to heckle.

  77. Eric April 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm #

    I love BCF so much that I no longer use spring as a term for weather or season. Spring is now known as Bridgetown Comedy Fest season.


    Bridgetown Comedy Fest forward, fall back

    I’ve got to replace the struts and Bridgetown Comedy Fests on my car

    I can no longer participate in the pogo-stick group ride because my Bridgetown Comedy Fest is broken.

  78. Karie April 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm #

    after the last 14 months i’ve had…i need a laugh.

  79. Angela April 11, 2013 at 3:07 pm #

    I want to win tickets because I have always loved Laura Kightlinger!!

  80. Morgan April 11, 2013 at 3:11 pm #

    A reason to get a sitter.

  81. Joe M. April 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm #

    I need my laugh elixer – thanks!

  82. MacKenzie April 11, 2013 at 3:12 pm #

    Q: What’s brown and sticky?

    A: A stick

  83. Shannon April 11, 2013 at 3:13 pm #

    Because comedy is fun(ny)!

  84. Theo April 11, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    Yes! Any chance to see Reggie Watts is a chance to glimpse into the eye of pure greatness.

  85. Matt April 11, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    I’d love to go because I’m not funny and all and could really benefit from this type of thing.

    – _____ –

  86. Nathan April 11, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

    I love to laugh!

  87. Miles April 11, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

    Because I want to help bring about world peace and equality.

  88. Brian April 11, 2013 at 3:24 pm #

    Comedy is the best medicine!

  89. Natasja April 11, 2013 at 3:25 pm #

    Yay Reggie Watts!

  90. Alex April 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm #

    because it would be lovely.
    because please please please

  91. Phil April 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm #


  92. Jeff Scherer April 11, 2013 at 3:32 pm #

    Need to see Reggie Watts!

  93. Matthew April 11, 2013 at 3:41 pm #

    the “submit comment” button below is dog dick red, according to my pantone color guide.

  94. Devinnie C April 11, 2013 at 3:54 pm #

    a night out, fun, laughter… yes please

  95. Denis Mortenson April 11, 2013 at 4:05 pm #


    If I get any more broke my bank account will need a full body cast.

    Your infidelity has poisoned and otherwise perfectly unhappy marriage.

    If you were a little happier you’d be clinically depressed.

    Hold still, I’ll carve a bust of you in marble.

    You’re so full of yourself I wouldn’t think you’d have room for my pot-roast.

    I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing at me laughing at you.

    My major in college was cynicism, but I changed my major to sarcasm my junior year.

    Every day I see the scariest horror movie ever made: my fellow office workers.

    God smites us because he loves us and knows we like the attention.

    When it comes to employment, you have the patience of Job. Now get a job.

    I would kill myself right now if I thought I could afford a funeral.

    Why is it every time you come to town, the villagers come with torches and pitchforks?

    My computer is not only smarter than your computer, it remembers your anniversary.

    Oh now, I love you half of the time, dear. Mostly when you face away from me.

    You’re worth your weight in gold. But if I have to choose, I’ll take the gold.

    I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

    I can’t date younger women because I can’t afford them and I don’t feel like seeing my spawn graduate college when I’m eighty years old.

    If you were any more crooked, you’d be a pretzel.

    You have a face only a mother could love, and I’m not your mother.

    You know you’re old when even your wrinkles have wrinkles.

  96. carrie April 11, 2013 at 4:10 pm #

    I need a miracle

  97. Brittany P April 11, 2013 at 4:16 pm #

    This would be so awesome! More than 100 comedians? I need some comedy right now. Breaking up with someone is a downer. I need something that can make me laugh long and hard.

  98. Stanley April 11, 2013 at 4:17 pm #

    I love to laugh but love to win passes even more!

  99. Jackie April 11, 2013 at 4:31 pm #

    I NEED SOME COMEDY IN MY LIFE! Some that doesn’t involve me falling down, or wearing mismatched socks! Please send the tickets to me!!

  100. Jenn Bennett April 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm #

    I want more laugh lines!

  101. Jaimee April 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm #

    Because I need some laughter in my life right now!!

  102. Nadine April 11, 2013 at 4:54 pm #

    Denver comedians are coming to town! We moved here from CO two years ago and would love to see the dudes from back in Rocky Mountain country! Also – WE LOVE COMEDY – so just want to bask in the entire event that is making Portland the Comedians’ Mecca. Pick me!

  103. Ryan Herron April 11, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

    What a blast! Todd Glass and Who Charted? Count us in.

  104. june April 11, 2013 at 6:02 pm #

    Laughter is the best medicine!

  105. Scott April 11, 2013 at 6:32 pm #

    Went last year.

  106. Christine April 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm #

    I like to laugh! and I’m not very funny.

  107. Karl April 11, 2013 at 6:47 pm #

    Haaahaaaaahaaaaaaa! I’m laughing already.

  108. emily April 11, 2013 at 7:27 pm #

    I look forward to this every year! I want to win so my broke friends can join me.

  109. steadylaugh April 11, 2013 at 7:40 pm #

    if I could be funny enough to win this contest, would I really need to see the show?

  110. Lisa April 11, 2013 at 7:49 pm #

    A weekend full of fun
    makes me want to run
    to the B-Town festival

    I’ll rant and chant
    and pee my pants
    at the B-Town festival

    So let me go
    don’t say no
    to the B-Town festival!!

  111. Michelle April 11, 2013 at 8:35 pm #

    This would be the perfect birthday present for my husband, and we could really use a laugh!

  112. Anthony April 11, 2013 at 8:38 pm #

    Holy crap I know I won’t win this, but holy crap it’s so freaking worth a holy crapping shot…holy crap!

  113. Joshua Glassman April 11, 2013 at 9:21 pm #

    Sounds like fun!

  114. liza russ April 11, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

    I did the math and I wanna laugh lol

  115. Don April 11, 2013 at 9:51 pm #

    As a child I never laughed, so my parents sent me to Siberia where subzero temperatures have frozen my lips into a permanent frown. On April 18th I will make my return to Portland to dethaw for the very first time. Nowhere else can you squeeze a lifetime of laughter into one weekend then at the Bridgetown Comedy Fest, before it’s back to the polar bears.

  116. Bethh April 11, 2013 at 10:15 pm #

    Because I’ve rarely seen great comedy, and would love to see a range of it!

  117. Chelsea April 11, 2013 at 11:05 pm #

    Because I can do elementary math and attending Bridgetown would be amazing!! :)

  118. d@Ve April 11, 2013 at 11:07 pm #

    because my friend beth wants to win tickets, and i think it’d be funnier (and more fun…duh) if i won them.

  119. parag April 12, 2013 at 2:41 am #

    knock knock.

  120. oneida April 12, 2013 at 8:58 am #

    I adore these presenters! I need to fill up my laughter reserves! Did you know laughing for 15 minutes is like sleeping for 2 hours? Imagine the possibilities of alertness after this event…

  121. Jim Barnett April 12, 2013 at 9:06 am #

    I’d love to win tickets to see Laura Kightlinger!

  122. Leonard April 12, 2013 at 9:08 am #

    Never been to a comedy fest

  123. Jamie April 12, 2013 at 9:20 am #

    I haven’t been to see a comedy show since college. I know I’m missing out. I would love to right this wrong!

  124. Kent April 12, 2013 at 10:47 am #

    Had to pull out the calculator to pass the human test. Can’t stop laughing, hahahahaha.

  125. jane April 12, 2013 at 11:01 am #

    The Bridgetown comedy festival rocks but this year I am a little short on cash. I have just begun doing stand-up myself (doesn’t pay for amatuers) and could really benefit from watching the pros.

  126. Brittany April 12, 2013 at 11:17 am #

    My fiance recently lost his job, and we won’t be able to go without winning tickets. Please!

  127. sean April 12, 2013 at 11:29 am #

    Comedy is the one thing I have not taken advantage of living here in Portland. Help me to remedy this. Please. Thank you.

  128. Keely April 12, 2013 at 11:37 am #

    All these acts sound awesome! What a great group of comedians! I would absolutely love to go to this!

  129. Ola April 12, 2013 at 12:42 pm #

    Because the last time I went to a comedy show was on a business trip. Do you know how hard it is to stifle a laugh when someone is talking about being a ‘splooge mule’ and you’re sitting next to your boss??

  130. Cat April 12, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

    My boyfriend thinks he’s a comedian. Maybe after watching me laugh my ass off for four days straight he’ll finally realize his jokes aren’t funny.

  131. Dana April 12, 2013 at 1:57 pm #

    This sounds great! I’m celebrating my last semester in school (and broke), would love to attend!

  132. Linda April 12, 2013 at 2:26 pm #

    pick me, pick me, please pick me!!!

  133. Roya April 12, 2013 at 2:46 pm #

    Would love to take my boyfriend to this! Such a great lineup!

  134. Mel April 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    I tried 8 minute abs a couple times and that didn’t work. 30 hours of comedy might be the only way for me to sculpt that rock-hard 4-pac.

  135. Douglas Henshaw April 12, 2013 at 6:15 pm #

    Because I’m a huge comedy geek! That is to say, I bite the heads off of comedians.

  136. maya April 13, 2013 at 4:35 am #

    LMAO? That i do well.

  137. Nathan April 13, 2013 at 9:22 am #

    We live in Corvegas/vallis but downloaded this app to discover the possibilities of culture/nightlife in a real town. Now we are depressed and want to move. We pay for gas, you pay for tickets?

  138. Basil Soares April 13, 2013 at 10:20 am #

    I have listened to every episode of Who Charted and I had a dream that I met Howard Kremer at Bridgetown Comedy Festival and he was kind of aloof and put-off by me. My hope is that I can make my dreams come true at the live Who Charted.

  139. Margaret April 13, 2013 at 10:34 am #


  140. Steve April 13, 2013 at 11:24 am #

    Need to laugh my ass off!

  141. Heather April 13, 2013 at 11:47 am #

    Oooo pick me!!

  142. Allison W. April 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

    I never have enough money to go to this. I would but awesome if I could go this year. :)

  143. Rick April 13, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

    Sounds fun!

  144. steadygaff April 13, 2013 at 2:56 pm #


  145. Jamie April 13, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

    This would be a blast!

  146. Michael Corbett April 13, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    I love laughing! It’s my favorite thing! Please pick me and I will be your best friend forever. I will love you long time. I really want to see my friends who are performing like Joe Sib, Gabe Dinger and Ian Karmel, but I cant afford a pass.
    Thank you for this opportunity

  147. Ben April 13, 2013 at 5:17 pm #

    Reggie Watts is the man!! I would love to go laugh my ass of at some amazing improv and music this next weekend!! I never really go to comedy shows but this might be the ticket to get me hooked=) lets get our laughs on

  148. Megan Schafer April 13, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

    Reggie Watts is awesome! I would love a chance to see him live along with the other great people that will be there!

  149. Shammy Bagi April 14, 2013 at 12:04 am #

    I have never laughed in my whole life. It has been recommended to me to attend a comedy show as remedy. My insurance however, does not cover this treatment. This could be my solution.
    Save me. Pick me.

  150. Bekah April 14, 2013 at 10:41 am #

    I listen to Walking the Room every week! I’d love to see Dave and Greg PLUS everyone else!!

  151. Josh April 14, 2013 at 11:39 am #

    Sounds like an awesome show!

  152. Sandy April 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    Sounds like a blast, I could use a good laugh!

  153. Monica April 14, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    I’d love to win tickets to the comedy festival for my boyfriend and I! We love comedy and I’ve never won any contests before. This would be the best contest to win!

  154. Brittany April 14, 2013 at 6:36 pm #

    I love jokes.

  155. Conor S. April 14, 2013 at 8:25 pm #

    I’ve never been to a live comedy show, tickets to this one would be great! I could use a good laugh!

  156. Emily April 14, 2013 at 8:50 pm #

    Too poor to afford tickets… please help so I canlol too :)

  157. DANIEL RUTH April 15, 2013 at 3:56 am #


  158. Tara April 15, 2013 at 5:48 pm #

    Send me! I’ll live tweet the best jokes – with kudos, of course ;)

  159. Carolyn April 15, 2013 at 6:58 pm #

    I bought weekend festival passes in 2010 and it was a glorious thing. My love for comedy was rekindled and I started listening to much better podcasts. I haven’t been able to justify spending the money since then and have missed it deeply. I would love to be able to go this year.

  160. Lisa G April 16, 2013 at 9:41 am #

    My husband’s birthday is the 21st. I’m sure giving him this as a gift will get more laughs than just a card.

  161. Justin Dorsey April 16, 2013 at 11:11 am #

    Since moving to the area almost 3 years ago, this event has been something I look forward to all year, and something I’d hope to make a tradition. Sadly this year its a little out of our price range. Fingers crossed for a little bit of good luck

  162. Graffsquatch April 16, 2013 at 10:17 pm #

    Because Dana Gould is one of the funniest people on the planet!

  163. Cyd April 18, 2013 at 2:56 pm #

    Reggie Watts is kick ass, We would love to see him live in person. Cheers to the winner, whom ever that may be.

  164. Jani April 18, 2013 at 3:04 pm #

    Because I knew the answer to the math question! And I would love to take my fiance to see Reggie Watts and have some laughs to celebrate his new job!

  165. Amy April 18, 2013 at 4:29 pm #

    After introducing a friend who’s going through hard times to Reggie Watts recently, I’d love to cheer him up by taking him to see Reggie perform live. Help me out?

  166. Maria April 18, 2013 at 7:08 pm #

    Because I’m unemployed, and my friend’s mom is very sick, and my sister has cancer and I could really use a laugh right about now.

  167. Sabrina April 19, 2013 at 9:10 am #

    I’m ready to laugh!

  168. Craig April 21, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

    Would love to treat my girlfriend and I to some quality stand-up. Been a long time fan and its a long time coming for us here in portland!

  169. Diana Griffith April 23, 2013 at 9:39 am #

    I need a laugh like nobody’s business!

  170. Danielle gross May 9, 2013 at 3:18 am #

    I would like to attend some comedy because I have never really been into comedy but I am starting to, and I would like a chance to laugh, giggle, and enjoy comedy!!!

  171. Lily April 11, 2015 at 2:24 pm #

    As a struggling college student, it would be beyond cool if y’all could hook it up with a free laugh

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