Win Tickets ($60+): Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody @ Aladdin Theater | Comedy, Musical, Satire

We are giving away two pairs of tickets to see Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody on Sunday, February 24, 2013 at the Aladdin Theater. To win, comment on this post why you’d like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed Monday, February 11.

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From our sponsors at Aladdin Theater:
Spank The 50 Shades Parody @ Aladdin TheaterSpank! The Fifty Shades Parody
Wednesday, February 20 – Sunday, February 24, 2013
7 p.m. doors | 8 p.m. show
$29.50 – $39.50 | 21+
Purchase Tickets HERE

Aladdin Theater
3017 Southeast Milwaukie Avenue Portland, OR 97202
(503) 234-9694 | More Info:

The Fifty Shades of Grey novel has taken the world by storm, setting the record as the top selling paperback of all-time. Now, it’s time for it to get SPANKED! SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody is the comedy-filled musical satire that captures all of the naughty fun of the book in this saucy and hilarious show.

Part Chippendales, part Second City…all in one delicious package. This unauthorized parody is set to be the sexiest, funniest, and most exciting show of the year. SPANK! features an all-star cast of top comedic actors and improvisers. It is written and directed by Jim Millan, whose credits include: The Kids in the Hall, Spiderman on Broadway, Marijuanalogues with Tommy Chong, Larry King Standing Up and Mythbusters Live.

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69 Responses to Win Tickets ($60+): Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody @ Aladdin Theater | Comedy, Musical, Satire

  1. Anya Coleman February 6, 2013 at 11:44 am #

    While I’ve yet to read the books I love laughing and music, especially if it’s non-PC related. Mostly, I’d love a night out that didn’t involve Graduate papers.

  2. McKinzie Myszka-foth February 6, 2013 at 11:46 am #

    I thought about reading this series… And then my mother in law told me about it and how it got her “fired up”. From that day until now, I am unable to read it. I am guessing it is really good considering that is the first time she has mentioned sex in the 8 years that I have known her. I just can’t bear to open the cover.

  3. Andrew February 6, 2013 at 11:57 am #

    I’ve read that it’s hilarious and it sounds like a great departure from a night in with my kids!

  4. Cora Kirkpatrick February 6, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

    Would love an evening out full of laughs!

  5. Jill February 6, 2013 at 12:11 pm #


  6. Bill W. February 6, 2013 at 12:13 pm #

    I have heard great things about this performance as it has moved its way west across North America. Sure hope I get lucky… all ways.

  7. Shawna P February 6, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    I loved the books! I bet this would be such an awesome show to see! Please pick me! :-)

  8. Megan February 6, 2013 at 1:28 pm #

    It is just the thing I need to get out of my funk! I love everything about it.

  9. Alysha February 6, 2013 at 1:32 pm #

    I live close to the Aladdin and promise to get appropiately drunk and whoop all through the show so everyone can feel like we’re in Vegas. Also it’s my birthday, just saying.

  10. Ian February 6, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

    A parody of 50 shade has to be funny, I would love to take my girlfriend to this!

  11. Amy February 6, 2013 at 6:15 pm #

    Sounds like it would be amazing

  12. Thomas Duff February 6, 2013 at 6:56 pm #

    I have heard really good things about this show, and would love to see it. :)

  13. Monica vargas February 6, 2013 at 8:30 pm #

    I will be traveling up to Portland on this weekend for the FIRST time ever! I would love to experience a show like this one in such a wonderful city! Winning these tickets would make my trip all the better!!! PLEASE PICK ME!!

  14. sunchicka February 6, 2013 at 9:56 pm #

    Humor goes a long way

  15. Melanie Fricks February 6, 2013 at 11:27 pm #

    I would love to see the lighter side of 50 shades before I read 50 shades darker…..

  16. Blake Longacre February 6, 2013 at 11:37 pm #

    …speaking of rope… I think the very existence of my sex life depends upon seeing this show.

  17. Ashley DuVal February 7, 2013 at 10:13 am #

    I am currently living in Southern Oregon and a coworker and myself will be traveling up to Portland for work this same weekend! I think it would be great to be able to take some time for ourselves while we come up there after traveling and working! I have read all the books and would love to see the this approach of them! Seeing this show would make the trip not just work but FUN! Everyone needs a little fun in their lives right?? I think us hard working momma’s need a little laugh!!

  18. Jack February 7, 2013 at 2:54 pm #

    Who needs books when you have the play, especially satire. I think this might sell better than the books.

  19. MacKenzie February 7, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    I can HARDly think of anything better to do

  20. tony February 7, 2013 at 3:02 pm #

    I would love to take my wife to this, we are not even 50 shades of Grey yet, and after 12 years together we keep on laughing! make sex enjoyable!! this can help on the next 12 years!

  21. Nancy February 7, 2013 at 3:15 pm #

    have not read the books, but I’ve heard the show is hilarious, wold love to see it. thanks!

  22. Alex February 7, 2013 at 3:19 pm #

    because i like to party

  23. Rick February 7, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

    would love to have a great laugh

  24. Heidi February 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm #

    This would be a great girls night out!

  25. Melissa February 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

    My sisters birthday is the 12th – what better gift than letting her know we are going to this hilarious show! Here I am. Literally begging. Please.

  26. Jason February 7, 2013 at 3:50 pm #

    Fifty shades has it coming. I so want to go!

  27. Joanna February 7, 2013 at 3:52 pm #

    Would love to take my husband to this and show him how funny vanilla flavored kink can be!

  28. Sache February 7, 2013 at 4:03 pm #

    Sounds like a fun date

  29. Erica February 7, 2013 at 4:08 pm #

    My cousin gave my mom this book for Christmas, now I’d like to complete the package!

  30. Kait February 7, 2013 at 4:12 pm #

    I write a blog column that covers sex and sexuality. This would be the perfect event for me to cover. Please help me advance my career and enjoy some erotica at the same time.

  31. Anne February 7, 2013 at 4:17 pm #

    Winning this would be 50 shades of cool.

  32. Greg February 7, 2013 at 4:59 pm #

    Nobody will stop talking about 50 Shades of Grey. Satire will be the perfect cure.

  33. donald February 7, 2013 at 5:00 pm #

    Ouch! That hurts. But it hurts so very, very good. My little masochist and I would love to go to this.

  34. Angie February 7, 2013 at 5:31 pm #

    I guess I will remain 50 shades of grey… unless I get “SPANKed” until I am red!

  35. James February 7, 2013 at 7:24 pm #

    Sounds like a blast. Would love to go. Thanks

  36. Mollie February 7, 2013 at 7:58 pm #

    50 Shades was entertaining…seeing SPANK would be over the top!

  37. Brittany February 7, 2013 at 7:58 pm #

    Oooh, this sounds like fun!

  38. Michelle C February 7, 2013 at 8:03 pm #

    Would love to win because it’s been 9 years and 3,000 miles since my husband and I have gone to a show. Thanks!

  39. Jae Ann Atwood February 7, 2013 at 8:38 pm #

    Sounds like a hoot.

  40. Jody C February 7, 2013 at 8:44 pm #

    My boyfriend hated that I wanted to read the books……he just didn’t get it and I think this would give him the insight. He said he would be willing to go and even said it sounded like fun. To be honest we need to see the naughty fun that is being offered. Please choose us……..this is perfect.

  41. Dana Wales February 8, 2013 at 12:36 am #

    Sounds so awesome thanks for the oppurtunity!

  42. Destry Brown February 8, 2013 at 12:43 am #

    To funny would love to take my sweetie

  43. brig February 8, 2013 at 5:28 am #

    This sounds hilarious! I’m in!

  44. Darlene G. February 8, 2013 at 6:45 am #

    Love It! You had me at ‘SPANK’.

  45. Danielle February 8, 2013 at 8:53 am #

    Loved the Marijuanalogues, saw them at Oaksterdam University. The first college of pot. I bet this will be devilishly hilarious.

  46. Leann February 8, 2013 at 10:49 am #

    My dad just broke up with his girlfriend of 17 yrs for reading that book and then he continued to call me everyday for over a month. I could use that comic relief.

  47. Audrey B February 8, 2013 at 12:06 pm #

    Sounds like a good time *wink* …. some laughter would be perfect in the middle of winter!

  48. Robyn February 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm #

    I’ve never been to a play before… I think spank would be a great way to pop my cherry as it were

  49. birdonit February 8, 2013 at 12:35 pm #

    The only kind of musical I’d see must involve a lot of spanking.

  50. Corey February 8, 2013 at 2:01 pm #

    You had me at “Spank”.

  51. Eric February 8, 2013 at 2:01 pm #

    If looks could kill, this one might be a dead crowd, but looks like fun to be had!!

  52. Lauren February 8, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

    Please!!! My husband and I would love this. We are huge Kids in the Hall fans and love a good laugh. Please!!!!

  53. Laura February 8, 2013 at 5:59 pm #

    I refuse to read the book but my mother did, which prompted her to ask me what caning is. Those emotional scars will never heal. After that awkward conversation, I would love to see the parody.

  54. Joleen February 8, 2013 at 7:09 pm #

    Just finished the books, (FINALLY! Kept thinking they would get better)… can’t wait to see if the thoughts that went through my head somehow make it to the stage!

  55. Melissa February 9, 2013 at 7:32 am #

    I would love this for me & my sister. She has supported me since my divorce and move to Portland from MS. We both could use a laugh ! And I can get ideas for my new single life ;).

  56. Sadie February 9, 2013 at 11:24 am #

    Fun! I’d so love to see this.

  57. Melanie February 9, 2013 at 2:52 pm #

    I want to take my sister to this show! Her marriage is currently super complicated and she could use a laugh!!

  58. LSR February 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

    too lazy to read the books ;)

  59. Kelli February 9, 2013 at 7:30 pm #

    Walking, talking, living, breathing 50 shades here. At least that was the costume this Halloween. Lemme go!

  60. Heather February 9, 2013 at 8:32 pm #

    This looks great. Pick me!

  61. Chris Bilsborrow February 9, 2013 at 8:41 pm #

    I could definitely see having 50 shades of laughter here! What an amazing parody to accompany such a prolific novel, and here in PDX! Awesome!!! Praise to Jim Millan for writing this and bringing it to us! I must attend… Thank you!!!

  62. Arlo February 10, 2013 at 9:31 pm #

    We are a household full of students: I’m going for a BS @ PSU, she’s in medical school, and the kids are all young. As much as we like them, we sometimes need to get away and do some “adult” stuff. She read the books and so for once could fill me in on some of the inside jokes. Thanks for giving us a chance to enjoy ourselves, best wishes all!

  63. Don February 11, 2013 at 1:22 am #

    Sounds like a hilarious take on the book. Cant wait.

  64. Jen February 11, 2013 at 6:19 pm #

    Umm, I seriously need to understand the national obsession with this book, maybe seeing this play will help?

  65. Arlen February 12, 2013 at 8:49 am #

    To win would be nice for this vet

  66. Tricia February 15, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

    Spank!? Yes Please! Not only I am a major fan of 50 shades, I enjoy the lifestyle, and to laugh! I would love to have 3 things I enjoy all in one day :) I love the book because it opens up naughty sex talk with regular housewife kind of women. I think it is liberating! I can also see the humor in it and can’t wait to see it!

  67. Leonard February 16, 2013 at 7:26 pm #

    Sounds deliciously funny!

  68. Nicole February 18, 2013 at 3:12 pm #

    I read all 3 books and now need a good laugh. My BFF and I need this night out! Please pick ME!!!

  69. Aimee February 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    How much color can 50 shades of Grey bring into my life ?? Pick me and I’ll let you know !

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