Win Tickets ($30): Mortified Portland Five Year Anniversary @ Mission Theater | True Stories of Teen Angst

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Mortified on Thursday, November 1, 2012 at the Mission Theater. To win, comment on this post about your favorite Mortified memory from the last five years. Winner will drawn and emailed on Monday, October 29.

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From our sponsors at Mortified:
Mortified Portland Five Year Anniversary
Thursday, November 1 & Friday, November 2 (SOLD OUT)
$12 advance | $15 door | 21+

Mission Theater
1624 Northwest Glisan Street Portland, OR 97209
(503) 223-4527 | More info & Tickets:

Mortified Portland is turning 5!  Come celebrate with us November 1 & 2 at McMenamins Mission Theater. Don’t miss this special anniversary show featuring a cast of Portlanders ready to share their shame on stage, as well as surprises and giveaways, including a chance to win a pair of tickets to all of our 2013 shows!

Hailed locally by Portland Monthly, The Oregonian, Willamette Week, and nationally by Newsweek, Entertainment Weekly and NPR’s This American Life, Mortified stars everyday people sharing their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and home movies in front of total strangers.

Witness “personal redemption through public humiliation” in a refreshing show that is equal parts comedic, cathartic and voyeuristic. The largest and longest running project of its kind returns featuring a collection of Portland’s bravest souls.

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18 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Mortified Portland Five Year Anniversary @ Mission Theater | True Stories of Teen Angst

  1. BetterOffEd October 24, 2012 at 6:01 pm #

    sounds fun, love to go!

  2. Al October 25, 2012 at 10:02 am #

    I haven’t been to this show before, so I’ll share my own moment of teenage mortification. I was 16 and waiting in line, when the older woman in front of me struck up a conversation about my baby birthing hips. pretty sure I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

  3. Sarah October 25, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    I’d like to feel better about myself. Normal even. Help me out and send me to Mortified!

  4. Sarah October 25, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    My favorite memory is leaving a Mortified show with sore abs from laughing so much!

  5. Kim P October 25, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

    Gahhhhh, November 1 is my birthday! Would be most awesome to actually have something fun to do on my birthday as I have nothing planned. Wait, did I just admit to not having much of a social life, even when it comes to my birthday?!? Um, does this qualify as my most mortifying memory of the last five years, please?? :)

  6. Kimi October 25, 2012 at 3:32 pm #

    I love Mortified!

  7. joy October 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    I had an awful time in high school. Reading about and now listening to others’ hard times makes me feel a little bit better about it all.

  8. donald October 25, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

    Oh man! This is so up my alley. Please, please, please let me embarrass myself in front of total strangers. It’s a perverse delight.

  9. margit October 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

    sounbds great!

  10. Toby October 25, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    Sounds awesome and I love that theatre!

  11. Chloe Ann October 25, 2012 at 8:29 pm #

    I have heard SOOOO many good things about Mortified…would truly love to see it for myself!

  12. Lou October 25, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

    Pick me… pleeeeease!

  13. Annelise October 25, 2012 at 11:45 pm #

    I had many mortifying moments in high school. Highlight: A box of decomposing old veggies, destined for mouse food in the science lab, was dropped from the 2nd floor onto my head. During finals week. Yuk.

  14. Carina October 26, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

    Oooh, I’ve always wanted to go to this!

  15. Kim October 27, 2012 at 12:15 am #

    My favorite Mortified memory was when a guy and a girl shared their high school breakup story. They were two high school friends and drama-lovers who decided to take their friendship to the next level. The guy, though, soon dumped the girl via letter and then the girl, furious, wrote a scathing retort in the form of a dramatic monologue. Each of them were at Mortified, the guy reading his dumping letter and the girl her now-hilarious monologue. The cutest part? They got back together and are now…married.

  16. Jennifer October 27, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

    witnessing the agony of pubescent angst and embarrassment…priceless.

  17. Tanya October 28, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    This is a show I can relate to! Please let me go with your help! Embarrassing things have always happened to me, it would be nice to hear other’s horrors. I’m not as courageous now..yet.

  18. Kate D October 26, 2013 at 4:34 pm #

    I have to see this! Pick me! please, please, PLEASE.

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