Win Tickets ($30): Cinco de Mayo w/ Mortified Portland @ Mission Theater | Real Teen Angst, Diaries, Love Letters

We are giving away a pair of tickets to Mortified this Cinco de Mayo (aka “Cinco de Mortified”) at the Mission Theater. To win, comment on this post why you would like to attend. Winner will drawn and emailed on Monday, May 1.

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From our sponsors @ Mortified:
Celebrate Cinco De Mortified
May 4th & 5th, 2012 | 8:00 (Doors At 6:00)
$12 advance | $15 door | 21+

Mission Theater
1624 Northwest Glisan Street  Portland, OR 97209
(503) 223-4527 | More info & Tickets:

Mortified, the cult comedy sensation that's a smash hit in LA, NYC, D.C., San Francisco, Austin, Chicago & Boston returns to McMenamins Mission Theater for a brand new show. Come see angst-filled Portlanders share their shame this Cinco de Mayo weekend.

Hailed locally by Portland Monthly, The Oregonian, Willamette Week, and nationally by Newsweek, Entertainment Weekly and NPR's This American Life, Mortified stars everyday people sharing their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and home movies¬Â¦ in front of total strangers.

Witness ¬Å“personal redemption through public humiliation¬Â in a refreshing show that is equal parts comedic, cathartic and voyeuristic. The largest and longest running project of its kind returns featuring a collection of Portland's bravest souls.

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29 Responses to Win Tickets ($30): Cinco de Mayo w/ Mortified Portland @ Mission Theater | Real Teen Angst, Diaries, Love Letters

  1. Anya April 25, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    As silly as it sounds, I could use a night out. I never go out on Cinco De Mayo and while I LOVE the Mortified project (I’ve been to 2 shows) I can rarely fit in tickets to my budget.

  2. Amy April 25, 2012 at 2:25 pm #

    It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a Mortified… I’d love to catch it this time around.

  3. michael April 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

    i need to win this to impress my girlfriend with these amazing tickets. she wants me to capture the albino killer whale for her and that’s just not possible.

  4. thecook April 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

    Cinco De Smasho!

  5. kristen April 25, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

    well, i really want the albino killer whale, but laughter would be the second best thing

  6. Tara April 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm #

    The idea of listening to my fellow Portlanders dish their most embarrassing moments is like candy! Please pick me, I want these tickets!

  7. laura April 25, 2012 at 11:21 pm #

    First timers! im taking my boyfriend with me to enjoy something different

  8. daVe April 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm #

    may there be at least one hipster who admits he is ashamed of his hipsterism. then again, might be ironic, because he’ll probably see this as a hip event. damn.

  9. Jane April 26, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

    Misery loves company. It’s comforting to hear other people’s tales of teenage woe and feel the solidarity.

  10. Sarah April 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    have always wanted to see this performance in all of it’s angsty glory!!

  11. Jessica April 26, 2012 at 7:01 pm #

    Always wanted to go to this!

  12. Meg April 26, 2012 at 8:40 pm #

    Dear Diary, I will be mortified if anyone ever reads this because it seems so silly to waste a perfectly good wish on tickets when I could use my wish on something more expensive. But it’s, like, really, really important to moi because I need to do something really, really nice for a friend . . . but, my cash crunch is interfering with going out, ya know? I’ll just cross my fingers, channel my inner self-centered teenager and hope for the best! Wish me luck, Diary!

  13. Jordan April 26, 2012 at 8:52 pm #

    Anniversary : )

  14. Julie April 26, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

    I’ve never been but tried to go twice before and it was sold out.

  15. Lou April 26, 2012 at 10:16 pm #

    I would love to go!

  16. panda April 27, 2012 at 1:48 am #

    schadenfreude at its best

  17. Josh April 27, 2012 at 8:30 am #

    I love mortified shows, and this would make an excellent date and way to kick-off my cinco de mayo weekend.

  18. Laura April 27, 2012 at 8:50 am #

    This is my favorite show! I look forward to it every season and I’m happy to see you’ve got it featured! So excited :)

  19. Carolyn Wiesner April 27, 2012 at 11:10 am #

    This sounds really interesting. And hopefully funny!

  20. Leslie April 27, 2012 at 10:07 pm #

    Wow! This sounds like too much fun. I would love to take my boyfriend out for a change. Thank you!

  21. Stefani April 28, 2012 at 8:01 am #

    My birthday is May 1st, and I could really use something to do for the upcoming weekend! Going out for dinner with friends, but seeing as how I just lost my job (2 days ago – happy birthday to me!) I don’t have money to do anything else. Worst birthday ever – tickets to this would definitely make it better!

  22. Rebecca April 28, 2012 at 8:39 am #

    I would love to take my wife out for a night like this! We always talk about the embarrassingly lame things we did and said at those young ages so I think we would both find this super funny. Plus, we recently moved to Oregon and “see a comedy show” is on our list of things to do within our first year here!

  23. Dian April 28, 2012 at 10:55 am #

    Please pick me because I like teen angst :P

  24. Leonard April 28, 2012 at 7:04 pm #

    Have always wanted to attend Mortified!

  25. Jodi KROHN April 30, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    Great event, great venue…love the mission theatre!

  26. Dorinda May 1, 2012 at 11:55 am #

    I have never been to a mortified show but I am intriqued by the concept. I would love to participate. I was mortified A LOT <21 yrs. old. Just signed up for their mailing list and will pull out all my old journals!

  27. Megan May 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

    Maybe, in retrospect, my own teenage angst won’t seem so bad.

  28. Katherine May 3, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    When I was in 6th grade, I miraculously was able to split my pants AND make the ball go in the other team’s basket while in PE. I think this, along with the horror of growing boobs too early and having my crush find out about my crush, would be a lovely payback. Have never been to a live Mortified performance despite nearly having peed my pants laughing at Mortified’s two books.

  29. Laurel Virginia May 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm #

    Yesterday, as my dude friend and I sped to Casa Diablo at around 3pm he was so disgusted by the state of my hair that he climbed in the backseat and tugged on it trying to get the matted-ness to look semi-decent for the babes.

    This morning I woke up with 4 dollars in my bra and a quarter stuck my back. Realizing I needed a to plan my friend’s birthday tonight…I usually cruise by Andy and Bax and by her a Lucha Libre mask and then get her wasted. Nothing is better than watching someone puke through that small, shiny threatening, easy blow job access slit in those masks. I can’t wait to take her to the show tonight.

    I just went to buy tickets and it says sold out. How mortifying.

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