Win Tickets: Mortified Portland Valentine's Day Weekend Event

Another Portland Valentine's Day Weekend event for you early planners. We have a pair of tickets to the Thursday night Motified Loves you event, February 10. To win, comment on this post why you would like to attend. Winner will be drawn and emailed on Monday, January 24.

Note: The Friday event has already sold out as have the last shows in Portland, so you might want to reserve quickly if you don't win tickets from us.

Also, Mortified is looking for new submissions. Tell them your our most mortifying valentine's day story here or just comment it below on this post.

Related: Win Tickets ($30): Portland Valentine's Event @ Bossanova Ballroom | A Decadent Dessert Service And Show


From our sponsors at Mortified:

Mortified Portland
Thursday, February 10 & Friday, February 11 | 8:00 (Doors At 6:00)

Mission Theater
1624 NW Glisan St, Portland, 97209
All Tickets Will Be Sold For $12.

Start Your Valentine's Day Weekend With Mortified Portland!

Mortified Portland Returns To McMenamins Mission Theater February 10th & 11th.

A Fantastic Cast Of Angst-Ridden Cupids Are Ready To Share Their Shame On Stage In The Show Praised By Portland Monthly, The Oregonian, Willamette Week, and more!

The Link Below Will Allow You To RESERVE Tickets For Our Upcoming Show, But The Actual Tickets Will Be Purchased At The Door The Night Of The Show.

These Reservations WILL GUARANTEE Entrance To The Show. Reserved Tickets Will Be Guaranteed Until 15 Minutes Prior To The Start Of The Show.

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53 Responses to Win Tickets: Mortified Portland Valentine's Day Weekend Event

  1. Alex January 21, 2011 at 8:53 am #

    this looks awesome! I have no horrid valentine stories but I would love to laugh at other people’s…

    • Alisa January 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

      For a wonderful night of laughs with the boyfriend :]

  2. SR January 21, 2011 at 9:23 am #

    Valentine’s Day is all about hardcore embarrassment…or maybe that’s just me. Either way, I’m hoping to take a special someone to this show, and if that doesn’t work out…an asian body pillow.

  3. Sarah January 21, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    A cure for the lonely hearts — hearing our community’s own tell *mortifying* valentines tales!!

  4. Nora January 21, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    It looks really funny and I’ve never been.

  5. Michelle Warnke January 21, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    I went to Mortified once a couple years ago at Backspace and laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. I would love love love to take my boyfriend to this for Valentine’s day! And I have never been to the Mission Theater!

  6. Lorelei January 21, 2011 at 10:15 am #

    This looks like a fun way to spend Valentines Day – would love to go!

  7. teresa January 21, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    i’ve always wanted to see mortified!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Amanda Harasty January 21, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Because misery loves company?

  9. CIA January 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    My girlfriend might stop embarassing me in public if I win these and take her. If i take her…

  10. Carina January 21, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    I can’t think of a better way to observe Valentine’s Day than with stories of pain and humiliation.

  11. heather January 21, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    I love mortified so much! This would be an amazing event to take my sweetie to… so we can huddle together in our little love bubble and laugh at all the sorry saps on stage. ;)

  12. BearGriz72 January 21, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

    To quote myself:
    “Hello! Valentine’s Day Weekend! Enough Said!
    Well almost enough, PLEASE!!!”
    Thank You.

  13. Natasha January 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    Who doesn’t love laughing at other people pain?!?!

  14. Kim January 21, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Tried going last time and it was sold out. Would be super grateful to win! Please and thanks!

  15. Brendan Smith January 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

    This sounds great. Why deal with my own romantic problems when I can listen to those of OTHER people!

  16. Mo January 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Love and its demonstrations should never be obligatory. Booooo to Valentine’s Day! Hoooooray for Mortified!

  17. Christina January 21, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    Looks like a ton of fun! I missed Mortified last time it was in town, didn’t realize how fast tickets would sell!! Would love to win! thanks for the opportunity =)

  18. Gerardo S January 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    Yes please—I want to share the day with other bruised hearts!

  19. Tammy January 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm #


  20. sparkledarkko January 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    I live one block away, and would love to go to this!

  21. Melissa January 21, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    I’ve always wanted to go see Mortified… Valentine’s Day seems like the perfect occassion.

  22. melnychd January 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    Please allow me and my LOVE to go!

  23. Bill Weismann January 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    this would be a sweet show to see on V day weekend with my new girlfriend.

  24. Kym January 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    This show is just brilliant and I truly hate Valentines Day and would love some positive reinforcement for my beliefs. Thanks for all you do Julian!

  25. dee January 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    I loooove mortified. Would love to see this one!

  26. Chrissy P January 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    Why I Want to go to Mortified, a Haiku:

    Nothing makes me laugh
    As hard as an awkward date
    Thank you, Mortified

  27. Jenny January 21, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    I keep hearing how great Mortified Portland is and would love to check it out!

  28. Deanna Jones January 21, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    Have never attended this and have been trying forever because I hear it’s awesome! What better way to bash VDay than this!

  29. jenn January 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    my life is a mortified valentine. it would be great to deal with this day with others that have been there.

  30. Michelle January 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    Having suffered through my own series of mortifying adolescent events (like when I was 13 and wore my first two piece to the water park – I started out at the top of the water slide with a full bathing suit and ended up at the bottom with only half…in front of hundreds of 12-25 year olds) I want to share others’ pain! Also, I’m a sucker for good stories. People are fascinating. Pick me?

  31. Britt January 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Yes please! Mortified is the best idea ever and I really wish I had kept all of my old middle school diaries so that I could participate! Would LOVE to see the Valentines Day Special!

  32. Kacy Cullen January 21, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    Ooh, this sounds funny! Theres nothing sexier than some healthy laughter!

  33. Laura January 21, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    Mortified is amazing and amazingly funny! My valentine and I are in love with funny. It’d be sweet (heh, heh) if you sent us!

  34. Ronald T January 22, 2011 at 1:34 am #

    Valentines Day of yesteryear.
    I flew him in from SLC, we were in love. I was mortified to find that someone else had eaten his candy and they still had the box. The few selections that remained were not enough to support this cavity of intention. He loves me not.

  35. free January 22, 2011 at 8:01 am #

    because there’s nothing more romantic than somebody else’s embarrassment.

  36. adam coulter January 22, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    sounds like fun

  37. David January 22, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    I’d love to go because I believe this show was based on my life…

  38. Mindy January 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    Because I need to know that I am not the only one!

  39. Kelly G January 22, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    I have a girl friend and no money to take her anywhere nice, so this would be quite a treat for us. It would also let me know that others have mortifying things happen to them too, as I have had my share of mortifying dates.

  40. Kelvin January 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    I have not been to anything like that. I would enjoy it

  41. Cassandra January 24, 2011 at 8:12 am #

    pick me pick me

  42. Tiffany January 25, 2011 at 9:22 am #

    I think it would be great to do something different for Vday this year. I would like to check it out.

  43. Charlotte Delgado January 26, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    I was “mortified” over Christmas and have just come to terms with it…I am now single (yea!) and able to laugh about it!

  44. Erinne January 28, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    Good goddess! I want to go because it would be really refreshing to hear about folks who are at least as awkward, if not more so, than I am when it comes to attraction and dating. And I think I could score a date with free tickets. Valentine’s Day proper I’ll be spending the evening with my Mom for the first time in nearly a year.

  45. SJ January 29, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    I was mortified in 2006 when, after booking a non-refundable romantic dinner and stay at a cabin in the mountains with two tickets to Meadows, an upcoming court date was moved to Valentines day and the guy I was dating and going to suprise was out of town! So much for Valentines Day that year!!
    So, in my attempt to have another great Valentines day… I would love to have tickets to this event!! :-) <3 <3<3 I won't give up on romance !!

  46. new new new January 30, 2011 at 12:43 am #

    What’s more mortifying than being new in town on valentine’s day?

  47. Leonard January 31, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    Sounds like a great show!

  48. Ted January 31, 2011 at 11:29 pm #

    looking for something different to do with my girlfriend and this sounds very funny.

  49. Candyce February 2, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    I’d love to have a good laugh!! This looks lovely.

  50. Travis February 3, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

    Sounds fun. Would love to go!!

  51. Marc February 7, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    Nothing like winning free tickets and hearing a few good stories.

  52. Sarah February 7, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    rejoice in the unfortunate stories of others- fabulous!

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