The 2011 Global No Pants Day is this Sunday and possibly freezing temperatures or not, Portland will be participating. Hey, there is even a DJ and a “Pants Off, Dance Off” this year…gotta love the Rose City
From Facebook event (link)
Alright everyone it’s time! This is how its going to go down! First at 3:00 pm on Jan. 9, 2011 we will meet in already chosen locations. Please try and spread the love to both of the starting locations.
We have a route!
3:00 – 2 meet up points. Goosehollow Inn (inside the bar) and Lloyd Center (by the Fountain) IMPORTANT: Do not enter any malls with your pants off! Malls have different policies than the city and you WILL be d…etained!
3:50(ish) – Photo Op #1 (see your coordinator for location or shut up and follow along)
4:00 – Yamhill Pub. Both groups will meet at this spot before breaking up to go to larger pubs
4:45(ish) – Photo Op #2 (see your coordinator for location or shut up and follow along)
5:00 – Street Car stop in front of Jake’s Grill for the annual No Pants Kickline
5:30 – Pants off Dance off!!!! We have a spot, we have a D.J., but only those who attend earlier in the day will learn the location!
During and after the pants off dance off, we will be traveling to other locations (such as Powell Book Store) and meeting back at the super secret pants off dance off location.
Your coordinators will be wearing Cowboy Hats. At Lloyd Center see Tony. At Goosehollow see Mel.
It is very important that you bring with you a back pack, a bag, etc to put your pants in, as well as an alibi as to why you’re on the max. In order not to get kicked off of the max you must be headed some where. oh yes, remember you still are in public do not wear any thongs!
REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:
*this is a participatory event, don’t show up unless you will be taking off your pants*
1) Willing to take pants off on subway
2) Able to keep a straight face about it
3) For those of you travelling out side of fareless square don’t forget at least $2 for fare! VERY IMPORTANT!
Cash makes for faster service for everyone and every pantless person should be entitled to a drink for warmth!
Finally and most importantly: HAVE FUN!!!
See you all there!