Myspace is a Cracked-Out Fifth Grader with A.D.D.

No offense to cracked-out fifth graders who have A.D.D. and are trying to read this as they load their pipes–but yo, get some help!

For some odd reason, Myspace knocked out about 300 or PDX PIPELINE's friends this weekend (even some of our “top friends”?!!). Anyone who uses the space knows the code issues they have and…well…all the other issues they have.

Anyway, if you saw us de-listed from your roll, add us back–we love you. Myspace is just a Cracked-Out Fifth Grader that knocked you off, promise :) 

4 Responses to Myspace is a Cracked-Out Fifth Grader with A.D.D.

  1. Notorious Kelly August 31, 2007 at 12:47 pm #

    Myspace is just another sinister tool of the rich white devil.

    Members whose profiles have disappeared have likely Also disappeared themselves – victims of involuntary organ donations.

    The whole “written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror” thing come to fruition.

    We must show the white slavemasters that we mean business..and SOON!

  2. Julian Chadwick August 31, 2007 at 1:25 pm #


  3. BrianEnigma September 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm #

    I got a message from “MySpace Tom” last week that indicated that even though the actual friends you have stayed the same, the counts were off because they included deleted/spam accounts. They’re correcting the counts to reflect the real number of people, but folks are freakin’ out because those counts are going down.

  4. Julian Chadwick September 6, 2007 at 4:06 pm #

    Yeah, I got that too…here was my response:

    Title: Not True–RE: your friends have not been deleted!

    Body: I don’t believe you Tom, but I still love you. If my friends aren’t being deleted, how come they are trying to add me back? Top Friends, friends we do shows with…deleted…yep

    Best, Julian

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