We Are All Going To Die IV (from mustard gas!)


Unlike “We Are All Going To Die” II and III, this is very disturbing (I is bad also).

KATU, you got me. Bush, we found the Weapons of Mass Destruction…and…they are in Hermiston. This cannot stand!

Mustard gas weapon leak contained at Hermiston depot

HERMISTON, Ore. (AP) – Workers at the Umatilla Chemical Depot discovered a leaking mustard gas weapon this week in a storage igloo, the depot said.

Depot officials said the leak was found during a routine inspection and caused no danger to the public.

The storage structures contain filtering systems that prevent the escape of chemical vapors.

Depot officials said the mustard agent provides less threat than the more dangerous VX nerve agent (WHAT?!!) also stored there.

Both are scheduled for incineration as a part of a program to eliminate all such weapons (thank god!).

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0 Responses to We Are All Going To Die IV (from mustard gas!)

  1. biological machine July 28, 2007 at 2:11 pm #

    what the F-word.

  2. Dude of All Dudes July 29, 2007 at 4:42 pm #

    Try growing up next to the Hanford Site (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanford_Site)…

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