"Weekend of Event Hell" From Dave of Drunken Rampage

Drunken Rampage is currently in a redesign which means that one of Portland's top drunken weekends is not being email blasted across the PDX interwebbery. Therefore, we asked Dave The Great to send us info on this very special weekend and luckily, he complied.

Related: 75+ Portland Weekend Events: March 12-15

From Dave the Great of Drunken Rampage:
Picture of SE Shamrockers, Portland, Oregon
(SE Shamrockers: Shamrock run is March 15th)

It may LOOK like Zombiewalk is going on Monday morning when the streets of Portland are filled with the walking dead, the half-dead and those who just smell dead. The apocolypse reflects in their soulless eyes as they stagger in to greasy diners, lusting after coffee pots and aspirin. It has nothing to do with Monday, and everything to do with the Weekend of Event Hell!

Participants who do the full course of events must a) violate most of the laws of physics, b) violate the parole of at least half the western seaboard, and d) forget there was supposed to be a letter “c” between here and “b.”

Between the Blair-Rich Project's “Senior Citizen Initiation Party” celebrating the entry to middle age (or something like that. Most guys die in their sixties, so 30-something is the middle, right?) of the Right Honorable Reverend Richard Vail-Mackin merging with Drunken Rampage's “Bathroom Cotillion” on Friday, the annual Drink Like A Fish party, Cacophony's Brides of March, Cacophony's Shamrock Run Rest Stop, the Urban Iditarod and whatever else these masochists put themselves through, surviving this weekend with your sanity and liver intact is a flat-out admission of failure as a human being.

The details:

Brides of March (6pm March 15, location announced on caco list)
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75+ Portland Weekend Events: March 12-15

Leigh just sent out his weekly email of Portland weekend events. It is reproduced below. You can receive the email as well by writing Leigh at twocliche@gmail.com.

There are many listings so we have put events in red that we think will be good, well attended, or should be interesting.

Also, PDX Pipeline is giving away a pair of Bridgetown Comedy Festival tickets tomorrow/Friday.

From Leigh:Portland Skyline

Things I am currently jocking …

This sunshine.

This mix – http://djmarvel.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2009-02-03T14_37_30-08_00.mp3

Lingerie Fashion Shows. Luckily there is one tonight. The people at illababy.com are hosting Attraction at Aura and are letting people in for free before 9pm if you RSVP. Check their site for more info.

There is a lot going on this week … booze cruises, drunks in shopping carts, art shows, store openings, dj nights and dance parties, house shows, liquidation sales, craft fairs and even a ping pong tournament. I love this city. Did I mention that I also love the sunshine?

See you all out and about, Leigh Feldman

Sunday March, 15

  • Von Iva @ Doug Fir (glam rock party time)
  • King Louie & Sweet Baby James @ Old Church (blues and soulful rock)
  • Cexfucx @ Holocene (jam rock and rock jam)
  • Sinferno Cabaret @ Dante's (fire dancing)
  • Rose City Siren Sock Hop @ Dunes (fundraiser dance party)
  • Ice Cream Sunday @ East End (dance party)
  • Lizard Lounge Spring Ping Pong Tournament @ Lizard Lounge (I spent all my time in SE Asia honing my skills for a moment like this)

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Eastland Academy Comes Alive! Starting March 13!

Posted By Meagan Kate

Two highly attractive women with even sexier senses of humor?

Eastland Academy, Portland, Oregon

You're not dreaming, people – this is real. Eastland Academy is the delicious lovechild of Shelley McLendon (The Liberators, Mortified, Comedy Sportz) and Frayn Masters (Back Fence PDX, Haiku Inferno) –  two improvisiors and sketch comedy enthusiasts.

Starting tomorrow night at 10pm, these ladies will be performing 'Eastland Academy Comes Alive!' – the new show that promises an appearance by a unicorn and will undoubtedly leave you with two new best friends.

I, of course, will be in attendance.

Not only because I love sketch comedy (or because I have a crush on Shelley and an unhealthy obsession with Frayn) but because I am interning for these two ladies – and must attend to avoid a lashing.

During the next two weekends, Eastland Academy will be performing right after The 3rd Floor (one of Portland's sketch comedy staples)! If you've never seen either group – this is the perfect opportunity, and quite the bargain.

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Video: Bridgetown Comedy Festival Highlights + Ticket Giveaway


2008 Bridgetown Comedy Festival Highlights, Part 2
Portland, Oregon

Twitter LogoAs you might have seen, we give great tickets and prizes away on the Pipeline every week. This continues Friday (March 13) with a pair of Bridgetown Comedy festival tickets ($80+ value). In order to win, just follow us on twitter. We'll post the giveaway information Friday at 10 AM and you will have until 2PM to respond/enter.

Also, you can follow Bridgetown Comedy Festival on twitter: twitter.com/bridgetown

If you can't participate in our contest or don't win, you can still buy 2009 Bridgetown Comedy Festival pre-sale tickets at a bridgetown comedy festivaldiscount through Monday. Pipeline is a sponsor..so buy, enjoy and love the comedy. Look below at that lineup. You know you want in on that…

Link to tickets: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/58458

From Bridgetown Comedy:
Over 120 acts are scheduled to perform at the 2009 festival, taking place April 23rd-26th, including standouts such as Janeane Garofalo, Brendon Small, David Koechner, Maria Bamford, Neil Flynn, Jon Glaser, Todd Glass, Hannibal Buress, Pete Holmes, Dave Hill, Leo Allen, Brody Stevens, Tig Notaro, Chris Hardwick, Andy Blitz, Natasha Leggero, and Hari Kondabolu, to name just a few, whose resumes include shows like The Office, Saturday Night Live, Scrubs, Metalocalypse, Reno 911!, The Sarah Silverman Program, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show, The Larry Sanders Show, The Ben Stiller Show, Human Giant, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Last Comic Standing, Politically Incorrect, Mr. Show and Comedy Central Presents, and hit comedy films such as Wet Hot American Summer and Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

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