"Weekend of Event Hell" From Dave of Drunken Rampage
March 12, 2009 — PDXPIPELINEDrunken Rampage is currently in a redesign which means that one of Portland's top drunken weekends is not being email blasted across the PDX interwebbery. Therefore, we asked Dave The Great to send us info on this very special weekend and luckily, he complied.
Related: 75+ Portland Weekend Events: March 12-15
From Dave the Great of Drunken Rampage:

(SE Shamrockers: Shamrock run is March 15th)
It may LOOK like Zombiewalk is going on Monday morning when the streets of Portland are filled with the walking dead, the half-dead and those who just smell dead. The apocolypse reflects in their soulless eyes as they stagger in to greasy diners, lusting after coffee pots and aspirin. It has nothing to do with Monday, and everything to do with the Weekend of Event Hell!
Participants who do the full course of events must a) violate most of the laws of physics, b) violate the parole of at least half the western seaboard, and d) forget there was supposed to be a letter “c” between here and “b.”
Between the Blair-Rich Project's “Senior Citizen Initiation Party” celebrating the entry to middle age (or something like that. Most guys die in their sixties, so 30-something is the middle, right?) of the Right Honorable Reverend Richard Vail-Mackin merging with Drunken Rampage's “Bathroom Cotillion” on Friday, the annual Drink Like A Fish party, Cacophony's Brides of March, Cacophony's Shamrock Run Rest Stop, the Urban Iditarod and whatever else these masochists put themselves through, surviving this weekend with your sanity and liver intact is a flat-out admission of failure as a human being.
The details:
Brides of March (6pm March 15, location announced on caco list)
Pretty full up, honestly. The beauty of this event is that it is Read the rest of this entry »















