Portland Stripper Olympics at Plan B | September 13
September 13, 2008 — Julian Chadwick
Some things are just very, very Portland. I don't know if it is true, but the PDX is said to have the most strip clubs per capita of any city in the United States. There is a vegan strip club, strip clubs with fire breathing, strip clubs with karaoke, and of course–Mary's Club.
So, the Strip Club Olympics just make sense for the PDX.
This event has wet t-shirt contest (I mean, of course, right?), mechanical bull riding (now, you're talking), and a “naughty” talent show. Seriously, what better event (besides Dave Matthews) is there tonight?
**If you have a larger pic of the poster, send my way**
Info from Barfly's “2007 Best Portland Stripper” award-winner Rachael Reckless (Myspace):
September 13th,Plan B
10 bucks at the door (comes with raffle ticket)
Wheel of beer!~schedule after jump…
4:00~ Doors Open
5:00~1st event- wet T-shirt hula hoop contest, Crown Jewels burlesque show
6:00~ 2nd event- naughty talent show, Crown Jewels
7:00~ 3rd event- wiener stuffing contest, Crown Jewels
8:00~ 4th event- cock toss, Crown Jewels
9:00~ 5th event- Bull Ride!
(awards givin between last event and bands)
10:00~ Bands! Diamond Tuck, True Consumers,Belligerents (my band!) and Black p***y!~prizes for the girls~
1st place $500
2nd place $300
3rd place $200~more goodies~
panel of judges, manned by portland celebrities (to be announced)
Dunk Tank! (dunk-a-stripper)
Lots of raffle prizes
Carnival games
free stuff~INFO FOR THE GIRLS~
*up to 4 girls per team
*represent your club, or have a mixed team
*be at the venue and register before the first event!(Team Rules- Not every person on the team has to compete in every event. But, every event must be completed by at least 1 team member. All members can compete in an event, but only the highest score is kept. )
